Just as we were getting bored with the Kim vs. Nicki beef, and the dust settled on the Katy Perry and Britney beef before anything could be stirred up from that dramz, it looks like we have a new Twatter match to queef about. Instead of much more important things such as the latest that's going on in Libya making national news, it's being repored that Rihanna and Ciara are clawing each other's weave pieces out through their blackberries.
It wll started when Ciara made an appearance on last night's episode of Fashion Police (I show I look forward to watching every Friday night on E!) and the panel got to talking about that dress she wore to the BRIT Awards which looked like it was made from old Fraggle Rock parts and CiCi got to talking about meeting Rihanna and how the Bajan beauty must have been drinking the same Four Loko drink as Xtina because she had a case of the cuntitude.
After the airing of the episode, you know RiRi's
My bad ci, did I 4get to tip u? #howrudeofme
about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
U gangsta huh? Haaa
about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Good luck with bookin that stage u speak of
about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Then Ciara got gangsta on her ass with these words, threatening to go ATL on her ass, and even attacked her lack of vocal ability and stage presence.
Trust me Rhianna u dont want to see me on or off the stage
about 14 hours ago via web
pure comedy...
about 13 hours ago via web
That other oompa loompa Perezite Hilton at one point even tried to jump in on the beef, of course taking Rihanna's side because she had him playing the dog he is in her latest suestravaganza S&M. I've always said when the day you start kissing the same celebrity ass you started reading for filth is when you lose all sense of rationality. I'm sure if Ciara was a man and they were dating, Rihanna would apologize with a few nude photos.
Tampon head then decided to be the bigger person and apologize to Ciara for her comments...
Ciara baby, I love u girl! U hurt my feelings real bad on TV! I'm heartbroken! That's y I retaliated this way! So sorry! #letsmakeup about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I can't tell you how many times I've said that bitching and moaning to each other on a social networking site is just plain corny and tacky. When I was a kid (no not before the stone age. I'm only in my early 30's) we took our beefs to the streets and threw up the hands to resolve our issues. All Ciara has to do is whoop RiRi's ass and be done with it. Just avoid hitting her in her five head. That head is to Rihanna what those reflective bracelets are to Wonder Woman. Created for it's simple purpose to dodge bullets and inatimate objects. So let's hope this beef dies out quickly like the beef between Avril Lavigne and Xtina.

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