1) Which moderately plus-size movie star has led the straight family life for years, but I hear he's actually a big, raving homosexual?
John Travolta are they talking about you, girl? Or my other guess would be Jack Black
2) Which major TV star used to be a really nice young man, but once he noticed that people regularly took advantage of him, he became the hardened, drug-addled psycho we know and love today?
My guess would be Charlie Sheen
3) Which washed out singer-songwriter might have overestimated the demand for his upcoming 2011 comeback? He failed to charm even a single person on the domestic violence awareness course he was ordered to attend after assaulting his partner during his time away from the spotlight. They all regarded him as a “bit of a knob”.
Sounds a bit too much like Chris Brown.
4) Which white rapper takes scary control of photo shoots these days, because the poor thing is still burned by that ages-ago photo that made him look "too gay"?
I'll go with Eminem and I'm thinking the photo that made him look too gay was the David LaChapelle photo he did where he held dynamite to his crotch while naked.
5) What sitcom side kick from a hugely popular series was recently spotted at an adult theater outside of Houston? This diminutive star is openly gay and an eyewitness was shocked to see the actor engaging in some naughty X rated activity.
Sean Hayes, Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family, or David Hyde Pierce from Frasier.
6) Could it be that a certain siren is sucking up to a certain sexpot’s sibling? Let’s hear Liza try to say that three times fast! Everyone is gabbing about this latest conjunction as if it means something. Honey, not only does he have a famous sister, but he’s a “sister” – if you catch my drift.
I'm really hoping this is Eva Longoria and Penelope Cruz's brother they're talking about in this blind item Have you seen pics of him - he's hot!
7) Which twink-turned-director once helped procure a hustler for the boy-band mogul who's currently rotting in prison?
Well we know the boy band mogul currently in prison is Lou Perlman. My guess would be one of the guys from O-Town.
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