Singer/fashion designer/socialite Victoria "does this tampon make me look fat" Beckham and her husband David "girly man voice" Beckham have announced via People that after rubbing endless woodchips across her vagina, sacrificing David's nalgas to Xenu, and drinking ounces of shakes filled with Tanis root, the long time couple are indeed expecting their fourth child.
"David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer," their rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Victoria and David so far have three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz ages 11, 8 and 5½ respectively. Here's to hopefully birthing that girl Victoria's always wanted.
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