Thursday, January 27, 2011

LADY GAGA'S FRAGRANCE TO SMELL LIKE BLOOD AND SEMEN


I'm hoping this is just a rumor, or another one of Lady Gaga's desperate need for attention, but whenever it comes to the singer and her crazy antics, I'm never surprised. There are reports going around that the Bad Romance singer wants her new fragrance to have the “smell of blood and semen”.

I can't.

You can actually get the scent of semen through pollen of Callery Pear or Bradford Pear trees. If she's looking for blood to add to the mix, she needs to get Angelina Jolie's phone number and ask her the strings she pulled to get Bill Bob's blood in the vile she used to wear. I think she's gone from Lady Gargoyle to Lady Gross Gross.

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