Monday, May 31, 2010

NC-17 TRAILER TRASH: CANNIBALISM TALE - POE

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The NC-17 trailer for Francis Xavier's latest horror film, Poe, has reared it's ugly head online, and I have to say it looks gruesomely great. Definitely can't wait to see this.

Here is a synopsis:

"The film follows formerly acquitted and rehabilitated criminal Dr. Andrew Casey (David Fine), who relocates to Los Angeles under the alias Jack Conway, aka 'The Chef'. Conway and his butler, Mr. Peeples (Mike Iorio), establish a respected soup kitchen/charity, 'The Help Feeding Foundation', which lures the likes of actresses and models under false pretense.

The women are in fact obtained to satisfy Casey/Conway's culinary tastes. He handpicks respected writer Johnathon Poe (Stelio Savante), descendant of famed writer Edgar Allan Poe, to immortalize him in the form of an autobiography. Poe is intrigued by Conway and his lucrative offer and agrees to the assignment. Once at the house, Poe is forced to witness all manner of horrors without the ability to either escape or help the women who have been captured.

Resigned to his fate, Poe takes up the task at hand and begins recording the autobiography of Casey and his cannibalistic spree.

MARTIAL ARTIST-TURNED- MOVIE STAR CALLS ACTING 'KIND OF GAY'

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Internalized homophobia much? According to the LA Times, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, who takes over the role of B.A. Baracus in the remake of The A-Team talked to a reporter from the Vancouver set of the big-budget Hollywood summer remake and his comments about acting rubbed quite a few the wrong way as they came across as homophobic. As you all may remember, the role of "B.A." was made famous in the TV series by the iconic Mr. T.

Here is what The LA Times is reporting:

"Acting is kind of gay," Jackson said. "It makes you soft. You got all these people combing your hair and putting a coat over your shoulders when you're cold. I don't want a coat over my shoulders! I'm a tough-ass [individual]!"

"Vancouver strikes me as a San Francisco-kind of place," he continued. "And I don't want [individuals] getting ideas about me. I feel in my heart I'm the toughest [individual] on the planet. And I don't want nothing changing my train of thought. If you don't believe that when we step inside the octagon, it shows."

There was even a reported altercation between Jackson and a crew member on the set: "...a movie crew member had wandered in on this final day of principal photography and — whether jokingly or not — called the muscle-bound movie star a homophobic epithet. Jackson had responded with barely contained fury. He threw the guy out, shouting him down with every conceivable gay slur."

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Has he been drinking from the same Kool-Aid as Roy 'I'm Not Gay' Mayweather? I find it very funny that Rampage would make such comments when he plays in one of the gayest sports I can think of. They spend all that time grinding their cocks against each other with all that wrestling they do in their mixed martial arts training. I think he needs to re-examine his idea of what gay is.

BEYONCE SUED YET AGAIN (BUT THIS TIME NOT FOR SWAGGER-JACKING SOMEONE ELSE'S MUSIC)

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Is it just me or does it seem like Beyonce's getting a lawsuit thrown her way every other week? Ususally the lawsuits accuse her of stealing other people's songs (which is no big secret since she makes it so damn obvious), but this time, the lawsuit sent her way is just plain ridiculous.

Some nosy ho who lives in an upscale Hollywood Hills neighborhood has filed a $25,000 lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the 'Irreplaceable' singer, and her production coordinator Dina Ciccotello who were shooting her latest video “Why Don’t You Love Me?” across the street from his residence. The complainer Philip Markowitz is suing Bey for nuisance and trespassing, and says his “privacy was invaded” by the noisy crowds that were working on the video shoot. Although the video only too one day to shoot, Markowitz claims that his solitude was “shattered” by the presence of the video shoot and that his driveway was repeatedly blocked.

Mark my words this shit'll be thrown out of court because I'm sure they had all the proper permits. Bey is a superstar, and you can't control the amount of nosy asses that want to get a glimpse of the singer. Maybe if she stole something like your record collection to get inspiration for her next album you'd have more to go on, but this is some bullshit!

KYLIE MINOGUE PERFORMS 'ALL THE LOVERS' IN ITALY

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Pop goddess Kylie Minogue, (who turned 42 on May 28th), premiered the first ever live performance of her latest single 'All The Lovers' at the 2010 Wind Music Awards in Italy over the weekend. The ‘All The Lovers’ video will premiere next week and will be available to download from June 13, with a full release to follow on June 28. Aphrodite, Minogue's 11th studio album will be available to purchase in July. The quality of the film isn't so great, but when the episode finally airs and better quality footage makes it to the internet, I will post it.

KATY PERRY HAMS IT UP WITH GO GO BOYS AT LEGENDARY GAY BAR THE COCK

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Katy Perry went wild and danced on the bar - at a famous gay bar called The Cock.

The I Kissed A Girl star was in New York and hit the notorious gay hotspot which has been described as 'a legendary gay dive where the lights are low and the boys are frisky'.

Party-goer Stuart Black said Perry 'managed to get up on the bar and dance with the go-go boys'.

Source: monstersandcritics.com

Avalon's Thoughts: I live for the cock and all the shenanigans that happen there. Wish I was there to see Perry carry and have a good time.

CELINE DION PREGNANT WITH TWINS

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Congratulations are in order for 42-year-old Celine Dion and her daddy/ husband René Angelil. Celine's spokeswhore spilled the tea to People magazine that they are expecting their second and third child together. Celine had tried everything her money could buy to get pregnant, and I even started to think why didn't she go the Sarah Jessica Parker route and have a surrogate carry the babies, but after her sixth in-vitro fertilization attempt she discovered 14 weeks ago that she was 'with children'.

Celine even talked about her wanting to have babies on Oprah and even on Wendy Williams last week (which makes sense why she did a phone interview with Wendy) while promoting her latest concert DVD.

Now her 9-year-old son R(roll that René-Charles will have a brother or a sister to play with.

Here is what René Angelil had to say to People:

"We're ecstatic. Celine is just hoping for a healthy pregnancy. She was hoping for one baby and the news that we are having two is a double blessing!"

Now that she is pregnant, I hope she has them at full-term and that would mean she would have to put her upcoming return to Vegas on hold.

P!NK WOWS FANS WITH DEATH-DEFYING STUNTS ON SECOND 'FUNHOUSE' TOUR

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Instead of heading back into the studio to record another album, pop phenom P!nk kicked off the ‘Funhouse Summer Concert Tour’, in Cologne, Germany.

In front of a crowd of 52,000 people, Pink flew through the air, performed death defying stunts and even crowd surfed in a giant plastic ball!

The tour will run for two months across Europe, and is the official follow-up to 2009’s Funhouse Tour which grossed well over $100 million dollars. Both tours are in support of Pink’s hugely successful Funhouse album, which has been a massive success and so far sold over 6 million copies and counting.

P!nk has officially become the most committed and daring pop performer of our time. It's unfortunate that she doesn't get the credit she deserves.

Check out two performances below:



LADY GAGA SPILLS THE TEA ABOUT 'ICONIC' THIRD ALBUM



Yesterday Lady Gagmewithadildo had a 2-hour live chat with Show Studio, where she fed people what they wanted to hear regarding her music and her 'art.' During the interview, Gaga talked about her third album which is on the verge of being done:

My new album that I’m creating, that is finished pretty much, was written with this new instinctual energy. My fans protect me, it’s now my destiny to protect them.

At this moment, I don’t want to do any collaborations, especially contemporary ones. I want to stand on my own two feet. This new album is my chance to create what in 20 years will be seen as my iconic moment. That’s what you should always aim at.

In my next album, I’m much more self aware of my spiritual and leadership qualities, in the way that any artist is a leader. I don’t think that sex and drugs and talking about things openly are wrong or bad, but I think the most terrible thing you can do is be prejudiced. In my career I am most emphatically against prejudice. I guess I would say that it how I lead my fans, through my music in that way. I am okay with that responsibility.

Avalon's Thoughts: In the beginning of her career, I thought what Gaga was doing was interesting, and fun, but now I wish this bitch would seriously get over herself. Just put out a damn record and let it speak for itself. One of the things that really annoys me about Gaga is she's starting to suffer from the disease that plagued Madonna's music later in her career which was drowning in your own hype and taking yourself way too seriously, while trying to mask it as being 'down to earth' and 'for your fans.' 'My fan's protect me' she says. Protects you from what? Drowning in all the money we've helped you make by ripping off other avant-garde artists that came before you? Yes I include myself because I have bought both of Gaga's albums so I can give criticism where it's needed. Whatever happened to just making music and just putting it out there for people to enjoy? At the end of the day, Andy Warhol, the man she admires so much knew that fame and art as well as everything that came along with it was all bullshit. Art is a state of mind, and what you make of it. Art wasn't meant to be shoved down people's throats. You either got it or you didn't. True creators don't go around bragging about how everything they do is 'art' and sooooo creative. I guess that's a piece of the chapter she skipped over.

FEATURED MAN CANDY: PAUL BRUMBLE



Today's featured hunk of a man is 21 year old model and Honolulu Hawaii native Paul Brumble. The following pics were shot by photographer Kurt Brown. I also posted his Playgirl pics which he took a few years back. Chile, I can't stop fanning myself he's so hot!





























Sunday, May 30, 2010

AURAL ORGASM: KELLY PRICE - TIRED

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While everyone is sucking on the tits of our recent surge of pop/R&B singers, Kelly is the true essence of real sanging. Chile took me to chuuuch with this track! I was also starting to imagine would it would sound like if Fantasia sang this song. Here is the first single from her forthcoming album 'Kelly' which will be in stores later this year.

EDDIE MURPHY REVEALS HIS SECRET FETISH TO ELLEN

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Eddie Murphy stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on May 21st to promote his latest film Shrek Forever After. While on the show he talked about his fetish for...what do you want me to say?...for funny women.

Says Eddie:

"When women are funny, that’s sexy to me."

He even went on to say that he used to watch Lucille Ball with a boner. I guess say anything to take the attention from what you really like which would be pre-op transsexuals you like to pick up on Sunset Boulevard at 5 in the morning. Also be on the lookout for Eddie since he just announced that he'll be returning to his stand-up roots.


WALE WILL PERFORM AT D.C. PRIDE AFTER ALL

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After sparking controversy regarding his abruptly quitting DC Pride a few weeks back, it has been reported that Wale will in fact perform at D.C.'s Pride event after all. I guess after being called a homophobe by Black Pride board member Earl Fowlkes and fellow gay attendees may have forced him to change his tune. Singer J. Holiday soon replaced him on the main stage.

Here is what Metro Weekly had to say about the matter:

'''Wale is going to make a guest appearance and a comment about the situation and we felt like that was appropriate,' Fowlkes says. 'His appearance and his willingness to engage say a lot for his character.' According to Fowlkes, Wale's contract with Black Pride originally would have netted the artist $18,000 for a 45-minute set. Wale will now appear for free as a guest artist, alongside J. Holiday, who stepped in as headliner after Wale backed out."

Below is Wale's response via twitter:

“I’m cancelling what I was supposed to be doin..to go …yeah ILL BE THERE!! I’m not scared nor do I have any hatred for ANYBODY”

At this point, would anyone care to see Wale perform anyway, especially since he's not that big of an artist? It's why I always say don't fuck with a group of people who after your career hits the toilet will remain loyal to you in the end. If anyone is at D.C. pride definitely let me know how it all went down and take pictures.

VIDEO: FEDDE LE GRAND, FUNKERMAN & DANY P - NEW LIFE

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Fedde Le Grand, Funkerman & Dany P Jazz have released the music video for their new single “New Life” which will be released digitally on May 31st.

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: ANDY BELL - CALL ON ME

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Here is the world premiere video of Andy Bell's new solo single “Call On Me” which was directed by Caz Gorham and Frances Dickenson who shot the video for Erasure’s “I Love Saturday”.

Bell's sophomore album Non-Stop will be out June 7th in the UK and June 8th in the US on Mute Records and was produced by Andy Bell and Belgian musician and producer Pascal Gabriel.

Also be sure to catch Andy Bell at San Francisco Pride on June 27th as he performs tracks from his new album.

VIDEO: EXAMPLE - KICKSTARTS (Bar 9 Remix)

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Also be on the lookout for remixes by Wideboys, Afrojack, and Fench Soler.

NEW VIDEO: LIL WAYNE & NICKI MINAJ – Knockout


Here is the latest video which features Nicki in yet another one of her famous $2.99 Kim ZOlciak synthetic wigs.

VIDEO: BEYONCE - ME, MYSELF & I (ALTERNATE VERSION)

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Another alternate version of one of Beyonce's hits have hit the internet. If you remember an alternate version of 'Halo' came out a few weeks ago. Now check out the alternate version of 'Me, Myself & I' below:

AURAL ORGASM: MR. WILL W PRESENTS: KYLIE MINOGUE vs. DREAM ACADEMY - Northern Lovers

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Check out this ferosh mash-up of Kylie's All The Lovers' with Dream Academy's 80's classic 'Life In a Northern Town' which was doctored together by Celebrity and pop-culture blogger/mad scientist Will-W on vocals. Anincredible mix I must say and I hope Kylie gets smart to add this on the new album as a bonus track or at least if she releases it as a maxi-single.

AURAL ORGASM: KELLY ROWLAND FT. NELLY - COMMANDER

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Since the slow ass American listening audience has yet to catch on to the masterpiece that is Kelly Rowland's 'Commander' in it's original dance form, Kelly has given the track an urban makeover, this time recruiting an old friend by the name of Nelly. After his last flop of an album and breaking up with another cricket by the name of Ashanti, I wondered what happened to him? As for this remix, I have to say after listening to it I just wanted to put on the David Guetta original.

Kelly Rowland - Commander (Urban Remix) feat. Nelly by kellyrowlandnet

MILEY PERFORMS TWO BRAND NEW TRACKS

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As someone who's prime is way beyond the Disney music set of cheesy smiles and vomit-inducing pop/rock, the more I see Miley channeling her inner slut, with those short shorts and eight pounds of weave, the more I'm starting to like her. The type of artists I like are always the ones who pull away from the mainstream machine that pulls at their puppet strings. As Miley furthers into the dance world, I see her doing just that. I also find it funny that these kids are always willing to play the game until they get wise enough to say enough is enough. Instead of performing her latest single 'Can't Be Tamed,' Miley opted to perform 'Robot' and 'My Heart Beats For Love', two brand new tracks from her forthcoming dance album at the Rock in Rio music festival.



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Saturday, May 29, 2010

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JANET JACKSON ON GRAHAM NORTON

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Janet and Tyler Perry stopped by Graham Notron's show to promote Why Did I Get Married Too? which was just released in the UK.



DOWNLOAD THIS: Made In Brazil Podcast #30



I just love these remixes.

1. Happiness- Alexis Jordan
2. 4th Of July (Fireworks)- Kelis
3. All The Lovers- Kylie Minogue
4. Touch- Natasha Bedingfield
5. Dancing On My Own- Robyn
6. Poker Face (Glee Cast Version Feat. Idina Menzel)- Glee Cast
7. Alive- Goldfrapp
8. California Gurls (Feat. Snoop Dogg)- Katy Perry
9. Why Don't You Love Me- Beyoncé
10. Parachute- Cheryl Cole
11. Ridin' Solo- Jason DeRulo
12. Believe- Travis Garland
13. Somebody To Love (Feat. Usher)- Justin Bieber
14. All Night Long- Alexandra Burke
15. I Like It (Feat. Pitbull)- Enrique Iglesias
16. If I Had You- Adam Lambert
17. WooHoo (Feat. Nicki Minaj)- Christina Aguilera
18. Rockstar 101- Rihanna

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KYLIE'S FAVORITE DANCER ON THE COVER OF INSTINCT

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Check out the June Pride issue of Instinct magazine which features beefcake and Kylie Minogue dancer Marco Da Silva on the cover. In the interview the famous dancer and budding DJ talks about his years on the road with Kylie, his crazy coming out experience and why tattoos are his preferred form of expression." The cover was photographed in Los Angeles by Alek & Steph. Luvs!

SCISSOR SISTERS SAY PET SHOP BOYS SAVED THEIR ALBUM

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The Scissor Sisters may have been out of commission for a while, but while we haven't heard much from them (until recently), they've been keeping very busy. While working on new music for Kylie Minogue, their own record, and the music for the stage version of Armistead Maupin's 'Tales of the City', Jake Shears felt creatively numb after receiving poor reception of earlier tracks that were supposed to be featured on Night Work. Here is what he told Spinner magazine about how Night Work became what is sure to be the best dance record of the year.

Shortly after the album's lukewarm reception, Shears, who was already working on so many other projects decided to clear his head by leaving the country. While partying in Berlin, he found inspiration for the band's new direction after having a conversation with Pet Shop Boy and sometime Berlin resident Neil Tennant. Tennant suggested Shears call up his friend Stuart Price.

"Neil said, 'Why don't you just call Stuart and see what's going on?' At that point, I think Jake was just looking for a really good friend and a good sounding board to bounce off ideas," Matronic says.

A short while later, Shears gave Ana Matronic a call in New York to tell her the good news.

"[Jake] was so excited and Stuart was so excited. Stuart said to Jake, 'I would drop everything to make a record with you guys.' So that next weekend, Stuart and Babydaddy were out in Berlin and then a week or two after that, I went to London to work in the studio with them," she explains of the writing sessions that resulted in their real third album, 'Night Works,' which is due June 29. "It was all just this great creative explosion, all caused by Neil Tennant."

Shears played the record again for those same friends and got the praise he was looking for. Night Work features a glittering fusion of 80's-influenced dance-floor pop music that will have you ready to hit the dancefloor in no time.

"People jumped up and down and clapped like little kids," Matronic says, laughing. "[It] was really exciting."

Can't wait until this album is finally released. Night Work is in stores in June.

AURAL ORGASM: KELIS - ACAPELLA (Monarchy Urania Club Mix)

AURAL ORGASM: ROISIN MURPHY - "MOMMA'S PLACE" (Craig Williams Remix)

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While we anxiously await the arrival of a new album by Roisin, check out the latest remix by Australian DJ/producer Craig Williams. The electro vibe and the thumping bassline will werq you over in no time flat!

Roisin Murphy "Momma's Place" (Craig Williams Remix) by arjanwrites

LA ROUX & MAJOR LAZER : The Mixes



Cover My Eyes is from the mixtape “Lazerproof“.



Also check out the remixes of Bulletproof, In For the Kill, and one of my favorites Tigerlily







KIMBERLEY LOCKE (Tony Moran & Warren Rigg Radio Edit)



I live! Love love love this remix!

LADY ANTEBELLUM – NEED YOU NOW (Jason Nevins Hands Up Remix):

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Not really big on the Country music, but Jason Nevins definitely did his thing on this remix.



Also check out the Hott 22 Big Room Mix as well:

AURAL ORGASM: LADY GAGA - ALEJANDRO (Rampus Latin Remix)



Or should we call it the last night I dreampt of San Pedro mix? Lady Gaga gets all mariachi on us as she dives further into latin flamenco rhythms with the latest remix of Alejandro.

AURAL ORGASM: KELLY ROWLAND - COMMANDER (FUCK ME I'M FAMOUS MIX)



While I do love the original David Guetta-produced track, this track will have the children hitting the dancefloor with their hands in the air in no time. Simply ferosh!

THE CREATIVE PROJECT CHATS WITH DIPLO



Check out this in-depth interview with one of the hottest producers in the game Diplo as The Creative Project catches up with him to see what he's been up to since winning his Grammy for M.I.A.'s Paper Planes. His mixtape with La Roux is off the chain as well as his work with side project Major Lazer. This is definitely a movement everyone should get behind. Also check out Robyn in the studio laying down tracks with Switch below:

THE CREATIVE PROJECT PRESENTS: DJ SOULSCAPE



DJ/Producer Soulscape from South Korea talks to The Creative Project about bringing creativity and soul back to music as well as his dance music influences that carry his vision.

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TONI BRAXTON ON LOPEZ TONIGHT

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In case you missed it, here is Toni Braxton giving good talk and performing one of many of my favorite tracks 'Hands Tied' on Lopez Tonight. I loved especially when she said she had to pronounce angina differently because stupid people would think she was taking about something else. Pulse is in stores now.



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A TRANSGENDERED BARBIE DOLL AUDITIONS FOR TRANSFORMERS 3

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Heidi Montag is pulling out all the stops to get the role of a lifetime, playing a screaming head in the next Transformers movie. If this clueless bitch saw the last two movies, she'd know she would not be playing a strong woman in this film. If she wants Megan Fox's old job, all she should have done was run around screaming while thing blew up around her. That's all she'll be doing should she get the part anyway. This footage to Michael Bay is what X Tube is to most gay men. The man gets off on gunfire and explosions. You have to play more to the latter. Unfortunately, MB may never see the video since the dingbat sent it to a fake Michael Bay twitter account. You just can't make shit like this up.

ALICIA KEYS IS PREGNANT

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While recent pictures started speculations about a bun possibly in Alicia's oven, it has been confirmed that not only is Alicia Keys with child, but she's also engaged to producer and boyfriend of one year Swizz Beatz. While I still believe Mr. Keys likes to do the vaginal Argentine tango with other women, this news did throw my cynical ass for a loop (but only for a moment).

Here is what their rep told People:

"Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz are expecting a baby and are engaged to be married in a private ceremony later this year. They're very happy."

This will be Swizz's third child and Alicia's first. He has two children from his previous marriage to singer Mashonda. The ink hasn't dried on his dovorce parers and already he's knocked up another woman. This whole situation has been a mess ever since Mashonda wrote Alicia that letter calling her a 'homewrecker'. We should be expecting another open letter from Mashonda at 3...2...

LIZA MINNELLI TALKS DAVID GEST ON JOY BEHAR



She stayed for three segments, but here is the best part of the interview when she talked about being violated orally by ex-husband David Gest.

VIDEO: MIKE POSNER - “Cooler Than Me”



The 22-year-old pop singer, who I have blogged about in the past regarding his hot mixtape is finally gearing up to release his debut. From the first single, i have to say he's on the right track.

Friday, May 28, 2010

PLATINUM DUNES TAKE ON TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

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Prepare for another classic to get ruined. Platinum Dunes and producer Michael Bay have decided to leave some our favorite 80's horror films alone for a second to ruin yet another classic. According to Deadline, New York they've decided to bring to life a live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film.

Platinum Dunes, will combine forces with Paramount and Nickelodeon to bring one of my favorite cartoons to the big screen. The franchise began as a black and white comic book series in 1984, before bocoming a popular animated series in 1987. It was spawned into a hit live-action film in 1990, and spawned two live-action sequels afterward. Years later it was then made into a live-action television series, a second animated series and a CGI feature film. The first TMNT was my favorite movie growing up as a kid. I begged my parents to take me to see it and was obsessed afterwards. I do forgive them for that Vanilla Ice 'Ninja Rap' song in the sequel. If they ruin TMNT like they did to Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street, heads will roll!

WANTED STAR TO PLAY MAGNETO IN X MEN: FIRST CLASS

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Ever since it was announced that another X Men movie was in the works (featuring a younger cast), many fanboys were wondering if Hugh Jackman, Partick Stewart and any other past cast members would be returning. Word on the street is that X Men: First Class, which is being directed by Matthew Vaughn (Kick Ass) has hired James McAvoy (Wanted) as a young Charles Xavier. The movie will highlight professor X as he discovers his superpowers, his life before he was bound to the wheelchair, and before he became frenemies with Magneto. The film begins shooting this summer for a June 3, 2011 release. More on the cast as this story develops.

I loved Kick-Ass and I think Vaughn is perfect to direct this film. I also don't believe he will fuck up the X Men franchise like Brett Ratner did. James McAvoy is a perfect choice. Now I'm wondering what's going on with Wanted 2? More on this story as it develops.

BLAKE McGRATH - THE NIGHT (ONLY PLACE TO GO)

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Here is the debut single from So You Think You Can Dance (season 1) contestant, choreographer and reality star (on the short-lived MTV JLO reality series Dance Life). Blake was also judge on Canada's So You Think You Can Dance and has danced for many big celebrities, most noteably Janet Jackson (which the choreo reminds me of). Blake is looking to take his career to the next level by adding singer to his resume. If Jennifer Lopez and Paula Abdul can do it, I'm sure there's room for Blake as well. Also since Blake is a choreographer, it saves him some money hiring one.

Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies