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RICKY MARTIN SPEAKS OUT AGAINST ARIZONA'S ANTI-IMMIGRATION BILL

Ricky Martin appeared at the Billboard Latin Music Awards where he spoke out against Arizona's anti-immigration law bill that was passed last week:

"This is not in the script. I want to send a warm greeting to all our Latin America friends who live in the state of Arizona. The SB 1070 is a law that doesn't make sense. You are not alone. We are with you. Stop discrimination. Stop hate. Stop racism. Enough already. Long live love. Long live peace. And now let the music continue."

It's good to see Ricky out in public since his coming out and speaking on such a controversial topic.

VIDEO: LOST CO-CREATOR TALKS ABOUT SERIES FINALE

Lost producer/co-creator Damon Lindelof sat down for a recent interview to talk about what you can expect from the Lost series finale. he also explains the controversial flash sideways effect they've been using this season which has some fans miffed. Me personally, I think you have to be pretty dumb not to understand that the whole use of the flash sideways is to show that whether or not they were on the island, the cast members would have crossed paths one way or another. That's not difficult at all to understand. But then I forget that not everyone sits and figures things out like I do. Everything has to be watered down and explained thoroughly.

FIRST LOOK: LOLENE'S THE ELECTRICK HOTEL

Here is your visual first look at Lolene's debut Capitol release 'The Electrick Hotel' featuring audio clips of the songs "Rich (Fake it Til You Make It)", "Lion Heart" and "Ordinary Girl". Can't wait for this album to come out.

HOLE PERFORMS 'SKINNY LITTLE BITCH' ON LETTERMAN

I love me some Courtney, and I love her best when she's rocking out on stage. Also check out her performance of 'Pacific West Coast Highway' on Jimmy Kimmel below...

DID ROBERT FROM DAY 26 COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ON TWITTER?

First we get peen shots of Que and Willie all over the internet. Now we've just received some cricket news about Robert, the 'alternative' one in the group Gay 26 revealing that he likes licking chocolate salty balls. He calimed afterward that his Twitter was hacked into, but since you're not even at Cassie status on the musical food chain (and we all know where her career is), who the hell would waste their time hacking into your account? Besides, I thought Diddy had no problem with surrounding himself with the butch queen kid?

P.S. It is not that serious for you to be holding a press conference about announcing that you're not gay.

LUDACRIS ENDOURSES BIG DICKS

He likes big dicks and he cannot lie...no, all jokes aside Ludacris has signed on to endourse Trojan's Magnum condoms geared towards the hip hop community.

The ads are a part of their “Magnum Live Large” radio, television and print campaign.

As part of the campaign, fans can join the 'Living Large' contest to win a $5,000 cash prize for penning lyrics to tracks available on MagnumLiveLarge.com promoting the condoms through their “magnum themed” lyrics.

Contestants will upload their entries to the site where visitors can vote for their favorites.

In addition to the cash prize the winner will win tickets to Hot 107.9's Birthday Bash, a Hip-Hop festival in Atlanta.
For more information on Luda and his Magnum Live Large campaign check out MagnumLiveLarge.com.

I say do whatever you gotta do to get these kids to wrap it up!

AURAL ORGASM: SIA - CLAP YOUR HANDS (DIPLO REMIX)

Diplo's infectuous beats always werk my coslopus into a tizzy! They betta work that Soul Train line.

AURAL ORGASM: NADIA ALI - FANTASY (EDX REMIX)

Love her unique slithery voice. It's one of a kind. Nadia's fourth single “Fantasy” is available on iTunes and Beatport, and features remixes from EDX, Starkillers, and Tritonal. This song has me feeling fab! Get her new album 'Embers' which available on iTunes now!

TRAILER TRASH: DEAD SPACE 2

The first Dead Space was off the chain! I highly recommend it. It was also pretty gory for a cartoon which is not something I'm used to outside of anime. The game will be out sometime in 2011.

TRAILER TRASH: JONAH HEX

Mark your calenders for June 11th when the movie, based on the graphic novel of the same name and atars Josh Brolin and Megan Fox. Here's a synopsis of the film:

Jonah Hex is a scarred drifter and bounty hunter of last resort, a tough and stoic gunslinger who can track down anyone...and anything. Having survived death, Jonah's violent history is steeped in myth and legend, and has left him with one foot in the natural world and one on the "other side." His only human connection is with Leila, whose life in a brothel has left her with scars of her own. But Jonah's past is about to catch up with him when the U.S. military makes him an offer he can't refuse: in exchange for his freedom from the warrants on his head, he must track down and stop the dangerous terrorist Quentin Turnbull. But Turnbull, who is gathering an army and preparing to unleash Hell, is also Jonah's oldest enemy and will stop at nothing until Jonah is dead. Based on the legendary graphic novel, "Jonah Hex" is an epic adventure thriller about one man's personal quest for redemption against the vast canvas of the battle between good and evil.

POLTERGEIST REMAKE COMING TO THEATERS THIS NOVEMBER

According to ShockTillYouDrop.com, MGM's planned remake of Tobe Hooper's classic '80s haunted house movie Poltergeist has received a release date of November 24, 2010, Thanksgiving weekend. With director Vadim Perelman (House of Sand and Fog) attached since last September, the production has been in development a long time with a script surfacing last year, but so far, no cast has been announced and no information about where or when they might start filming. A film getting a quick shooting date to meet it's seventh-month due date sounds like a recipe for disaster.

TEASER POSTER FOR SCREAM 4

Here is your first look at the teaser poster for Scream 4 which hasn't even begun filming yet. Director Wes Craven will start shooting the sequel this June in Michigan with a script by Kevin Williamson and returning cast members Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. Wes even sat down with Entertainment Weekly to give further details on what we should expect from the long-awaited sequel:

So how did Scream 4 come together?

Bob Weinstein [the head of Dimension Films] felt that 10 years was enough of a wait. He felt it was time to give the original three films their due, so he called Kevin Williamson, who started coming up with ideas. For some years, Kevin had the notion of the general course of the next three movies. There was a point where Bob came to me and said, “We want to start showing you pages — do you want to do it?” And off we went.

Did you have any trepidation about revisiting the series so many years down the road?

No, I’m fascinated by what this movie is. I can’t think of another film that has not only a true trilogy, where you’re following a single central character over three pictures, but has the complexity to the story and other characters that also have continued along. And then 10 years later, to come back to those same characters and same actors, and continue that story in a way that’s totally organic. It’s kind of unprecedented.

Are Sidney, Gale, and Dewey still going to be the central characters, or are they on the periphery this time?

It’s a total integration of those three and new kids. The story of Sid, Gale, and Dewey is very much a part of the movie.

And Sid’s still having problems with Ghostface?

There have been 10 years of no Ghostface, but there has been the movie-within-a-movie Stab. We have fun with the idea of endless sequels, or “sequelitis” as Kevin calls it in the script. Sid goes through these three horrendous things, and Stab was based on those horrible things. And then they’ve been taken by a studio and run into the ground in a series of sequels. She has been off by herself and living her own life, and she’s even written a book that has gotten a lot of critical acclaim. She’s kind of put her life back together in the course of these 10 years. But, certainly, there would be no Scream without Ghostface, so she has to confront him again, but now as a woman who has really come out the darkness of her past.

Can you tease what’s happening with Dewey and Gale by this point?

I don’t think Bob Weinstein would be very happy if I disclosed anything. We have been playing CIA with trying to keep everything secret, and we haven’t put any pages out from the current version of the script, except for things we’ve already discarded. Our first experience with casting this time around, the sides [portions of the script used for auditions] that we used were put on the Internet the same afternoon. It was bad back when we made the other movies, too. On Scream 2, we had the first 40 pages of the script show up on the Internet the night they arrived from Kevin, and we had to do backflips to rewrite the opening.

Speaking of openings, are you at least going to continue with having a couple killed at the beginning of the film?

That’s a strong possibility. [Laughs] Certainly, you will recognize what Bob calls the DNA of the film: a very complex murder mystery, a shocking action picture, wonderful humor based on character, and lots of surprises, as well as a movie that kind of copies itself. It’s a pretty amazing script.

What is your opinion of where the horror genre has gone these past 10 years?

It feels like the end of an era of a certain type of film. There are series of films, a lot of sequels, and a lot of remakes, and part of the humor of Scream 4 is when characters comment on that. “Enough of Saw 25 and all!” [Laughs] A lot of films, directors, and studios are the butts of some of the jokes. In order to figure out what’s happening around them, the characters have to figure out where the genre of horror is. So this is a look at horror after 10 years of a lot of sequels rather than original films coming up year after year. One film is successful, and then they make 25 of them. I think it’s time for something new. I’ve done remakes of my own films, too, with The Last House on the Left and The Hills Have Eyes, but we feel it’s time for something new and different, and that’s what this film is going to be.

But then is it ironic that this is the fourth film in a series?

Yeah, but I’ve never felt like these are sequels. This is a film about the progress of, at this point, three core characters, and how all of these events have changed their lives, and how the events in their lives have been reflected in the movies around them, which they might like or might really not like at all. I think that makes it really different.

As for the poster’s tagline, “New decade, new rules,” are the new rules going to specifically comment on what’s happened these last 10 years with horror movies?

It’s very much about the last 10 years, and where we are right now. “New decade, new rules” is very much the keynote of the film, that is, trying to figure out what sort of rules (the new Ghostface) is following. How do we fight this killer without a road map? We have to figure out where we are.

Are you returning to Santa Rosa, Calif., to shoot?

We’re actually going to Michigan. We found a wonderful small town that looks very much like the town we had in Northern California. Frankly, the tax breaks in Michigan are enormous, so we’ll be able to put a lot more movie on the screen.

But this Michigan town is still supposed to represent (the series’ fictional town of) Woodsboro?

Yeah. I guess I just gave something away. [Laughs]

Can we count on Scream 4 remaining an R-rated movie with blood and guts and all that fun stuff?

I think that’s safe to say. I’ve very excited about it. At this point in my career, Scream is one of the longest running stories I’ve told. It’s fascinating to still have actors who are very much into continuing their roles and have great chemistry. Part of the reason these three characters are still alive is because they’re so great. We haven’t wanted to kill them.

And, should Scream 4 become a hit, you are signed on for Scream 5 and 6, right?

Yeah, I’m signed on for the duration.

Can't wait for this. Kevin is doing an amazing job on the CW's Vampire Diaries, and I trust that he will be more hands-on with the upcoming sequels (which he wasn't with the lackluster Scream 3).

SHAKIRA TO FIGHT ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW

Here she is on Ryan Seacrest's morning show talking about the controversial new bill...

SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR PERFORMS 'BITTERSWEET' ON GMTV

In the words of the Orbit gum lady...FABULOUS!

CHRIS CROCKER: NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LADY GAGA

Chris you done took the words right out of my mouth

SPENCER PRATT PRODUCING DATING SHOW FOR SNOOKI'S EX

2012 has jumped in a time machine and hit us early, because the world is officially coming to an end!

Word on the street is that America's least favorite asshole Spencer Pratt is producing a reality dating show for the ex-boyfriend of Snooki Emilio Masella, called...wait for it...Fist Pumping For Love!

Spencer is producing the show through his Pratt Production company. Here is what he had to say in regards to financing the project with Heidi's breast enlargement money:

“It is the perfect partnership for me as a growing player in reality television.”

The show will follow Masella around the country as he attempts to find someone to lick his balls after a couple of body shots.

He says:

“I am tired of these fake Italian girls. I want a real guid-ette who can speak Italian, so we are prepared to take my search from Hollywood, Calif., to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.”

These two are a better fit for Tool Academy, but there isn't a tool badge big enough for these asscunts. Oh and honey, if you're thinking of finding a real girl that speaks Italian, you might want to leave New York City and head to Italy. Girls from the homeland don't call themselves Guidettes. Also real Italians would be appalled at this shit show. All I know is if VH1 picks up this show we're going to have some words. I know you bitches over there so you know I'll come for you if this shit gets greenlit.

KYLIE MIOGUE SINGLE AND ALBUM RELEASE DATE NEWS

Word on the street is that Kylie Minogue will debut her new single, “All The Lovers”, on UK radio on May 7th. The song was written by Kish Mauve and features production from Stuart Price.

Kylie’s new album, Aphrodite, will be released July 5th in the UK and July 6th in the US on Astralwerks rRecords. Kylie's 11th studio album is being called her official comeback record, taking her back (where X failed) to her dance roots.

Being on an independent label like Astralwerks (but mainstream as far as dance music representation goes) is a much better fit for Kylie since her former US label Capitol had no idea how to market her.

WORLD PREMIERE: CHRISTINA AGUILERA - NOT MYSELF TONIGHT

Chile, I need me some gay background dancers immediately! I've been teasing you all week, and it's finally here. Sit back and take in the world premiere of Christina Aguilera's new video 'Not Myself Tonight'. because it was definitely worth the wait! I can hear the Gaga stans gritting their teeth at the fact that Xtina thought of using Leigh Bowery crossed with Amanda Lepore. It's Madonna's 'Human Nature' and 'Express Yourself' video filmed during Hustlaball (if it were filmed at the old Limelight). Christina is back and the bitch ain't playin'! Not Myself Tonight was directed by the legendary Hype Williams who doesn't do videos for just anybody.

VIDEO: THE DICK SLANG

Word to the wise: If you're going to give a demonstration on how to do a dance called the dick slang, at least do it where there's better lighting. Just a thought. This is got to be the gayest dance since the stanky leg.

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - DRUNK GIRLS

Here is the brand spankin' new video from dance rockers LCD Soundsystem which was co-directed by Spike Jonze. LCD Soundsystem's 3rd studio album This Is Happening will be released on May 17th internationally and in the US on the 18th.

NEW VIDEO: GREEN DAY - LAST OF THE AMERICAN GIRLS

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72-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA WANTS A BABY WITH HER GRANDSON/BOYFRIEND

We've heard alot about cougars shacking up with a much younger man in the media lately, and vice versa. Hell, Kick-Ass' Aaron Johnson just knocked up his 42-year-old director. But fucking your own grandmother? That child's bound to come out looking like Sloth from the Goonies. Here is an inspiring story about 72-year-old Pearl who has fallen in love with her grandson named Phil and is planning to use her retirement money to have a child with her grandbaby via surrogate.

Here is the story via New Zealand's New Idea:

Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.

But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.

What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.

Phil is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey, and the pair is braving public horror and even prison by breaking one of the last taboos – incest.

However, the pair makes no apologies for their controversial plan to start their own family.

'I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion,' Pearl says. 'I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad'.

Phil adds, 'I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.

Phil and Pearl didn't meet until he was 18-years-old. Pearl gave Phil's mother up for adoption shortly after she had her. Phil didn't try to find Pearl until his mother died of brain cancer. Phil sent Pearl a letter which led to them meeting face to face. Pearl describes how her dry desert of a vagina filled with lady jizz when she first laid eyes on Phil:


From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,' Pearl remembers happily. 'For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.'

Phil admits that he had the same feelings towards Pearl.

'I wanted to kiss her there and then,' he says. 'My feelings were overwhelming.'

The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn't going to deny her feelings anymore

Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she'd read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other.

'I could now understand my feelings and realize they weren't wrong,' Pearl says.

This shit is all kinds of wrong! First there were rumors fluttering that Sarah Palin may run for president in 2012, the Mayans are predicting the apocolypse, and Nana Pearl's springing a chocha leak over her 26-year-old grandson? This is some fucked up shit that'll make the cast of Big Love blush!

P.S. Not sure if this means anything, but they're from Indiana.

AURAL ORGASM: THE FUNCTUARY - HOUSE ON THE HILL

This song is mayjah! The Functuary recently revealed that 'House on the Hill' was inspired by an Anna Nicole-esque character who longs for fame and fortune so much she settles with a rich old man. This could be Larry King's new anthem. Have a listen to The Functuary's new track "House On The Hill"

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PORN STAR FRANCOIS SAGAT CRUCIFIES HIMSELF FOR HIV PREVENTION

Here is your first look at a painting of porn star Francois Sagat channeling Jesus. Here is what Australian painter Ross Watson had to say about using the French porn star as a muse:

"I was motivated by the Vatican's position on homosexuality, and its ban on condom use, to create a painting which references Caravaggio's 'Crucifiction of St Peter'. Francois Sagat continues to play a valuable role in the area of HIV/AIDS prevention and education. I wanted to acknowledge that in the painting, whilst tying it to the Vatican. In contrast, the Vatican uses its status in the UN General Assembly to obstruct the promotion of condoms as protection against HIV/AIDS, and sexuality education in school curricular. Some will regard the painting as provocative, but I don't believe it is in contrast to the Vatican's position on these issues. The Pope's 2nd in charge recently claimed homosexuality and pedophilia are linked. That enraged me. It seems just and deserving to depict Francois Sagat as a contemporary saint, given he is helping to save lives, rather than contributing to causing illness and deaths for millions. The great majority of Caravaggio's patrons were from the Catholic church, and his paintings were sometimes rejected as they were viewed as inappropriate for a religious theme. I'm reminded here of my freedom as an artist. Imagine what Caravaggio might paint if he were alive today?"

MARK WAHLBERG'S PRIEST ADVISED HIM NOT TO STAR IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

The late Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal may have had great success in their careers after their heartwarming turns in the successful film Brokeback Mountain, but did you know Mark Wahlberg was originally considered for a role and turned it down. Here is what he had to say about the part back in a 2007 interview:

"I met with Ang Lee on that movie, I read 15 pages of the script and got a little creeped out. It was very graphic, descriptive - the spitting on the hand, getting ready to do the thing. I told Ang Lee, 'I like you, you're a talented guy, if you want to talk about it more...' Thankfully, he didn't...I didn't rush to see Brokeback, it's just not my deal... Obviously, it was done in taste - look how it was received."



Apparently, Mark wasn't entirely truthful as to why he turned down the role because The National Enquirer has the real reason why he turned down the role in Brokeback:

"The 38-year-old reformed bad boy relies on his closest confidante and longtime religious mentor, the Rev. James Flavin, to help him pick and choose his parts. 'Mark is a practicing Catholic, and he never makes a final decision on a starring role until Father Flavin gives his OK,' an insider revealed to The Enquirer. 'Mark says he owes his career to Father Flavin.' ... 'Father Flavin pushes Mark to honor his religious roots,' said the source. 'Even though Mark was offered one of the leads in Brokeback Mountain, he passed because of the gay subject matter, which clashes with Catholic doctrine.'"

So now Catholic priests are dictating your film choices? That explains Max Payne and The Happening. You have no problem playing a porn star with a big dick and drug addict in Boogie Nights and The Basketball Diaries, but all of a sudden your manputation was in jeopardy if you were pretending to spitshine some boy ass? Didn't he play gay clubs at one point when he was a part of the Funky Bunch? We haven't forgotten about your life before you were an actor Marky Mark.

It also shows Mark is not someone who can think for himself, putting your career in the hands of someone who has no idea how Hollywood works. Mark clearly has forgotten that he's an actor, which makes perfect sense because when was the last time his acting wasn't shit?

LADY VIDEO: GAGA TALKS ABOUT THE PERSON WHO INFLUENCED HER THE MOST

Cyndi Lauper recently opened up about Lady Gaga in TIME Magazine's Most Influential People issue. Here is what Lauper had to say:

"People forget how young she is. She is barely 24 — much younger than I was when I became famous. It's very tough being where she is right now. People are pulling her in all different directions. It's hard to navigate that. Try to imagine what you were like at her age, if you still can. I can't wait to see how she grows and what she decides her next act will be. She only has two albums out, but already she is inspiring other artists to go further in their own work. When I see somebody like Gaga, I sit back in admiration. I'm inspired to pick up the torch again myself. I did an interview with her once, and she showed up with a sculpture on her head. I thought, How awesome. Being around her, I felt like the dust was shaken off of me. I find it very comforting to sit next to somebody and not have to worry that I look like the freak. She isn't a pop act, she is a performance artist. She herself is the art. She is the sculpture."

AURAL ORGASM: EMINEM - NOT AFRAID

From his new album Recovery which will be out this summer. After the lackluster Relapse, Em is definitely back on track with this new song.

VIDEO: IN MEMORY OF AMBROSE OLSEN

A video memorial by Hedi Slimane for 24 year old model Ambrose who committed suicide a few days ago.

AVALON FLASHBACK: JOCELYN ENRIQUEZ - A Little Bit of Ecstasy

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I was in high school when this song came out. Whatever happened to my Asian sister? She don't make them hot dance records like she used to anymore. I have this album on casette. Now that 90's dance is making a comeback, this might be her time to hit the dancefloor once again.

AURAL ORGASM: LADY GAGA - ALEJANDRO & DANCE IN THE DARK (THE REMIXES)

While we patiently wait for the music video to premiere, here is your first listen to the remixes of 'Alejandro' by the hardest working woman in music.

SHAKIRA'S NEW ALBUM WILL BE MORE OF A DANCE RECORD

A little over a month ago, Shakira opened up about working on a new dance album which would be half in English and Spanish. Now songwriter Rico Love (who is working on Rihanna's new record and recently wrote Kelly Rowland's new single 'Commander') has spilled the 'T' on his collaboration with the Colombian singer.

“Yeah she’s working on a new album,” he told Rap-Up. “[It's] definitely more pop, edgy. She wanted to just do some dance records. She wanted to really dance on this record and do what made her famous in America, a ‘Whenever, Wherever’-type vibe… I think we might be onto something.”

Shakira has recently cut some tracks with She Wolf collaborators The Neptunes, as well as producer Lester Mendez.

I bought the She Wolf album and I liked the animalistic vibe of the record, but it did lack bite. The best song on the album was the Timbaland track 'Give It Up To Me' with Lil Wayne and that was a last minute addition to the record. If they can capture that same vibe and incorporate some world beats and merge it with some hefty dance and hip hop tracks, Shakira might regain the success she once had here.

XTINA'S GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION STILL FROM NOT MYSELF TONIGHT VIDEO

Tomorrow is a big day for Christina Aguilera when she finally releases her sexy music video “Not Myself Tonight”. As the day approaches we've gotten so many publicity stills and yesterday the tracklisting for 'Bionic' was released. Here is a still featuring Xtina simulating faux lesbian sex. Most would deem this sort of thing to be hot but I roll my eyes as I write this because it's really becoming cliche when mainstream pop singers use homosexuality to spark controversy or a desperate attempt for attention. She also channels Madonna via the 'Express Yourself' music video in another sexy still featuring her licking milk out of a bowl like a cat. I guess it's better to pretend you are a pussy instead of filming yourself licking one in a music video. Also check out another sneak peek at the music video below...

MILITARY GUYS DANCE TO LADY GAGA & KE$HA

Don't ask, don't tell!

BRITNEY SPEARS READY TO HIT THE DANCEFLOOR WITH NEW ALBUM

Ever since word got out back in January that Britney was working on a new album, there had been rumors going around that she was working with everyone from Danja to David Guetta and that she was going in a more urban direction. Not so says her camp. According to reports, Britney is heading in a Euro-dance direction and has hired Tiesto to produce some tracks. Britney's A&R rep confirmed on twitter that she has taken meetings with the Dutch DJ and that Teisto’s management has confirmed that the DJ is currently spending “a lot of time” with Britney to find the “right sound”.

Tiesto in my opinion is a great producer for Brit to work with since he is someone that no major singer outside of Nelly Furtado has worked with and hasn't been overexposed by his producing power like Guetta and RedOne. I also have been listening to Tiesto's album Kaleidoscope on repeat for quite sometime and those beats are infectuous. David Guetta would be a great fit as well, but he's been working with so many people I think Britney needs to carve out her own sound in this sea of dance bandwagoners. There are quite a few producers brit Brit has worked with on her seventh album but it's too early to detect who will make the final cut. As I said before, Euro-dance is a great direction to go in. Just steer clear of the Euro-disco cheese. In the meantime, have a listen to Tiesto's new track "Dreaming" which benefits the "Smirnoff Experience South Africa" project.

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WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: FLO RIDA ft. T PAIN - 'ZOOSK GIRL'

Here is the brand new video from Flo Rida's upcoming third album, The Only One. Riddle me this: Did anyone but his last album? Regardless of the fact, I love the Tron-meets-Metropolis inspired video and all but I'm still a bit pissed at the way he did Brandy.

EVE OPENS UP FOR THE FIRST TIME ABOUT BEING DROPPED FROM INTERSCOPE

Ever since Eve was dropped from her label Interscope Records back in January, she has kept mum on the reason behind the split...until now. Instead of taking the diplomatic approach like Jennifer Lopez, Ruff Ryders first lady spilled the 'T' to VIBE about why she is currently label-less:

"[Interscope was] stupid because they didn’t drop me at first, they [just shelved me] and dropped the ball. After 'Tambourine', they straight up were like, ‘Umm, yeah, nah, we’re not putting out the record.’ After that I was like 'Yall gotta let me go. I’ve been here 11 years and you’re frontin on me?' It got to that point," Eve says she has no hard feelings against Jimmy Iovine, but also states that he's interested in trends moreso than developing artists. "I'm not going to talk shit about him, but I don’t appreciate the fact that he didn’t go the extra mile for me." Her fourth album, 'Flirt' was set to drop back in 2007 but never saw the light of day. "They promised me the machine. The machine is basically the roll out. It’s 'Yo, when [Flirt] comes out, we’ll give you this, we’ll give you that. And that’s what made me mad. It’d be different if we didn’t have a mtg where people promised me shit. If they were just like ‘Oh we’re going to put the album out and see what happens,’ that would be one thing," she says.

"But they were like ‘No, we’re making sure this happens, it’s coming out on this date.’ It was concrete. But it’s all good, everything happens how it’s supposed to, when it’s supposed to."

Instead of feeling bitter about Interscopes shady handlings of her album, Eve kept busy by performing overseas and starring on a couple of episodes of the hit TV series, 'Glee'. As of this story Eve is currently shopping around for a new home and promises fans her long-delayed album, the newly-titled 'Lip Lock' will be out this year. Love you Eve, but I wouldn't start promising release dates when a record deal isn't set in stone.

STRESS AT WORK LED TO ALEXANDER McQUEEN'S DEPRESSION & SUICIDE

Many felt Alexander McQueens innovative creativity had him on top of the world. What most didn't know is that he didn't feel the same way most felt about his work. Below is nn inquest has revealed sad details about the final months and hours of Alexander McQueen's life:

"His inquest at Westminster coroner’s court on Wednesday heard he had twice tried to commit suicide last year, in a 'cry for help', that were brought about by a history of depression, anxiety attacks, insomnia and 'substance misuse'. His success in fashion had left him increasingly pressured as he felt his work was the only area of his life where he achieved, the court heard. The designer, born Lee Alexander McQueen, led a lonely private life after abandoning his friends who he felt were taking advantage of his celebrity. He also shunned the glitzy fashion world The court heard McQueen, the son of an east London cab driver, had started his career on Saville Row before 'climbing to the pinnacle of his profession'. He died the day before his mother’s funeral in February after her death left him with 'with nothing to live for', the inquest heard. He hanged himself with his 'favourite brown belt' after taking a cocktail of cocaine, sleeping pills and tranquillisers."

And a final note: "Scrawled on the back of a book called The Descent of Man by London artist, Wolfe von Lenkiewicz, he wrote: 'Look after my dogs. Sorry, I love you, Lee. P.S. Bury me at the church.'"

This is why they always say people who are geniuses are a bit crazy. There are so many people out there that feel so much pressure to push the envelope and come up with new innovative ideas. Hopefully, those who feel worthless can get the help that Alexander McQueen was never able to achieve. I was also thinking with all the pressure Lady Gaga puts on herself to change the face of music, the recent fainting spells due to her stressful touring regimen and recording sessions, I hope she's able to keep it together and achieve all her goals. So sad.

LANCE BASS SETS HIS QUEER EYE ON KYAN DOUGLAS

Say what you want about Lance Bass, but no one can't deny his knack for seducing phoine ass mens to his bungalow of butt love. Word on the street is that Lance Bass and former Queer Eye guru Kyan Douglas were seen disecting for each other's tonsils at SF restaurant Epic Roasthouse last week. Lance hasn't been in a serious long term relationship since Reichen Lehmkuhl, and Kyan at one point was engaged to a guy named Greg Durham a couple of years back, so maybe Lance is getting serious again. Or he was just horny as fuck. There's also word that he's channeling his inner Glambatar with his first solo album, which explains the photo up top so be on the lookout for that.

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: ALPHABEAT - DJ (I Could Be Dancing)

I just love how fun and colorful Alphabeat's music and videos are. Here is the world premiere of their latest video from their sophomore album 'The Beat Is’. Enjoy!

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JOHNNY WEIR CALLS EVAN LYSACEK A 'SLORE' ON WENDY WILLIAMS

Johnny Weir appeared on Wendy Williams today where he talked about his reality show, the olympics, and fashion. Then the conversation moved towards a shady comment made by a little icy queen named Evan Lysacek. Here's his quote:

"'Stars on Ice' is really selective of who they hire and they only hire the best of the best to skate. It would’ve been hard of them to justify hiring him, and I think he was really upset because he wanted the financial benefit of the tour. A lot of us in the skating world were really disappointed in the way he reacted, basically whining that he wasn’t chosen."

Johnny gracefully adjusted his glittery tiara and flat out called Evan a 'slore' which for those having a blond monent it's a combination of a slut and a whore. To add the icing on the cake, here is a response of all the dramz via Outsports:

"No Evan, Johnny wasn’t whining. He was reacting to perceived homophobia. But I guess you wouldn’t know anything about that, since you’re straight as an arrow. At least Evan left this little gem for us in the interview… "'Last question: Are you seeing anyone? I’m single. The reason, well…(laughs)…I’m limited to who I can see. I’m dating in L.A., but I just haven’t found the right girl.'"


Avalon's Response: If you think about it, he really is a cum sucking slore. He's whored his way to winning the olympics. No one is denying Evan's talent, but I feel Evan is more of a pageant girl than an athlete since he plays by the rules and works the politics to get on the judges good graces. Everyone who knows me is well aware that I'm not a fan of fake ass people and it shows in the size of his nose. He's even doing the same ass kissing on Dancing With the Stars that he did in Vancouver. I love Johnny because he's not afraid to challenge other people's beliefs and he's willing to stand up for what he believes in. No one in their right mind believes Evan likes tuna. Come to think of it, why didn't I add his name to the poll of people who would be coming out of the closet?

CHRISTINA AGUILERA REVEALS 'BIONIC' TRACKLISTING

Christina may take long breaks between releasing albums, but she never slacks when it comes to the amount of songs she puts on one album. Below is the tracklisting and Xtina's collaboraters on her electro-inspired new album which will be in stores on June 8th.

Bionoc Track-Listing…

1. Bionic (Intro) [Tricky Stewart, Claude Kelly, Christina Aguilera]
2. Not Myself Tonight [Polow Da Don, Ester Dean]
3. I Hate Boys [Kathleen Hanna, Bikini Kill, Christina Aguilera]
4. Powerful [Sia Furler, Christina Aguilera]
5. Hunger (Interlude) [Matt Darey, Detail]
6. Sex For Breakfast [Focus, Christina Aguilera]
7. Birds of Prey [Christina Aguilera, Daniel Hunt, Ruben Wu]
8. Kimono Girl [Cathy Dennis, Christina Aguilera, Daniel Hunt, Ruben Wu]
9. So What You Got [Dr Luke, Christina Aguilera, Cathy Dennis]
10. Night Desires {Feat. Goldfrapp} [Alison Goldfrapp, Christina Aguilera]
11. Monday Morning [Switch, John Hill, Christina Aguilera]
12. Little Dreamer [Cathy Dennis, Christina Aguilera, Daniel Hunt, Ruben Wu]
13. Listen Up [Claude Kelly, Christina Aguilera]
14. Lost (Interlude) [Sam Endicott]
15. You Lost Me {Feat. Sia} [Christina Aguilera, Sia Furler, Sam Endicott]
16. All I Need [Christina Aguilera, Sia Furler]
17. I Am [Santigold, Anjulie]
18. Glam [Claude Kelly, Christina Aguilera]
19. Lift Me Up [Linda Perry, Christina Aguilera]
20. I Will Never Forget U [Mia, Alex Da Kid, Christina Aguilera]

AURAL ORGASM: GORILLAZ - SUPERFAST JELLYFISH (Toddla T Remix)

Perk up your ears for Toddla T's Remix of the Gorrilaz new single 'Superfast Jellyfish' from the album Plastic Beach. Enjoy!

SINGER VV BROWN TO LAUNCH GRAPHIC NOVEL

While watching NewNowNext:PopLab where singer VV Brown was giving viweres an insight into her creative mind, she announced among the many things she was doing musically that she was working on a vintage clothing line as well as a series of comic books and a graphic novel. She also says she brainstorms alot of her ideas on the toilet. Genius! Some people read on the toilet. VV Brown likes to think on one. The comic book series will be launched on May 7th.

NEW VIDEO: BERTIE BLACKMAN - PEEK-A-BOO (Siouxsie and the Banshees Cover)

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: RUPAUL: JEALOUS OF MY BOOGIE (LOGO ON A BUDGET VERSION)

Caught this last night on NewNowNext: Poplab. Here is the RuPaul's Drag Race version of Ru's video for 'Jealous of my Boogie'. A version of this track come out a while back featuring ChiChi LaRue, but I like this version alot. I still feel Raven was robbed!

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: B.O.B. ft. T.I., PLAYBOY TRE - 'I Bet'

Oooh! This song makes me want to dip it low and pop my Coslopus. It's like watching a graphic novel come to life. T.I. is looking real good up in this video too. Jail does a body good!

GAME STILL DISSING G UNIT IN 'SHAKE' VIDEO

Only time I remember Game has a beef with Fiddy and dem is whenever he brings it up. I'd thought since we've stepped into a new decade that we would move on to better pastures, but I guess I was wrong. Check out his new buzz track featuring the very sexy Stacey Dash. His upcoming album The R.E.D. Album drops June 15. Also have a listen to his new single called “Ain’t No Doubt About It” featuring Justin Timberlake and produced by The Neptunes.

AURAL ORGASM: GLEE'S MERCEDES SINGS 'BEAUTIFUL'

My girl Mercedes sang this song on last night's episode of Glee when she put herself under so much pressure to lose weight to become a Cheerio. As many times as I have heard Christina, watching Merceded sing it brought me to tears. Maybe because while Xtina is an amazing singer, her vocals lack emotion.

ARTWORK FOR SADE'S BABYFATHER

She performed this song two weeks ago for the first time on Dancing With the Stars. Now here is your first look at the artwork for Sade's second single. Sophie Muller, who has directed many music videos in the past for No Doubt, Shakira, Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale as well as Sade's Soldier of Love video is the genius behind the artwork. This is actually one of my favorite songs off of Sade's new album. It's definitely a song you can listen to on repeat and not feel guilty about it. The video will premiere on May 4th.

ADAM LAMBERT LAUNCHES GLAM NATION TOUR

After Adam Lambert finishes promoting his 'For Your Entertainment' album overseas, he will be trekking back to the States for an proper American tour. Well if you consider touring everywhere but where some of your true fan base is. It's not a true Glam Nation tour if you leave LA, San Francisco, Miami, and Chicago off the list of tour stops. That's like three fourths of your gay fanbase eliminated right there. The places he is stopping sound like areas where he'll be pulling in people who are married with four wives and have no dental plan. people who don't listen to Adam Lambert at all. Bitch done left American Idol. He don't need to cater to them anymore!

American Idol's Alison Iraheta and Orianthi will be joining him on tour as well. He seems to be getting treated better overseas, because these bargain basement tourstops is just embarrassing. The Nokia Theater in NYC? That shit used to be a movie theater next to the Viacom building (home to MTV, Vh1 etc.) Adam, I love you like cooked soul food on a Sunday but seriously fire you handlers for these bookings.

6/4 – WILKES-BARRE, PA – THE FM KIRBY CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
6/5 – SAYREVILLE, NJ – STARLAND BALLROOM
6/8 – TOLEDO, OH – OMNI
6/10 – COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA – HARRAH’S BALLROOM
6/11 – MAHNOMEN, MN –SHOOTING STAR CASINO
6/12 – PRIOR LAKE, MN – MYSTIC LAKE CASINOHOTEL
6/14 – COLUMBUS, OH- LC PAVILLION
6/15 – MILWAUKEE, WI –RIVERSIDE THEATER
6/17 – HAMMOND, IN- THE VENUE AT HORSESHOE CASINO
6/18 – ROYAL OAK, MI- ROYAL OAK THEATER
6/19 – WEST TORONTO,ON/CANADA – MOLSON AMPHITHEATRE
6/22 – NEW YORK,NY- NOKIA THEATRE
6/24 – MASHANTUCKET, CT- MGM GRAND THEATER ATFOXWOODS
6/26 –ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – BORGATA SPA & RESORT – EVENTCENTER
7/15 –KANSAS CITY, MO – MIDLAND THEATRE
7/27 – COSTA MESA,CA – OC FAIR –PACIFIC AMPHITHEATRE
7/28 – COSTA MESA, CA – OC FAIR –PACIFICAMPHITHEATRE
8/13 – BETHLEHEM, PA – ARTSQUEST
9/18 –ST.PETERSBURG, FL – TROPICANA FIELD

Also have a listen to Adam's new track “Can’t Let You Go” which will be available on the UK release for 'For Your Entertainment.' That album drops on May 3rd.

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: LUPE FIASCO - I'M BEAMING

'I'm Beaming' is Lupe's first single from his third album 'Lasers' which will be released in stores later this year.

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: ESMEE DENTERS FT. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - LOVE DEALER

For quite some time Justin's been taking some time away from making music on his own to focus on developing the artists he currently has signed to his Tennman Recoeds label. One of those artists is Esmee Denters. She's dropped a few songs in the past but none of them really made a dent on the charts. Love Dealer just might be the track to break that streak. I'm actually thinking Justin is a much better fit working behind-the-scenes and developing other artists, since every track he jumps on becomes a hit.

WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: ALEXANDRA BURKE - ALL NIGHT LONG

X Factor winner Alexandra Burke has stuck her broken heels in yet another new hit as she drops her new video for the dance track All Night Long. Mr. 305 himself Pitbull is also featured in the song as well. Luvs it!

AURAL ORGASM: KELLY CLARKSON - CLEOPATRA

A brand new unfinished song by Kelly Clarkson leaked on the internet today, which had fans wondering if this urban-flavored track will appear on her next album. Kelly tweeted that this was written for another artist and that she had no idea how the demo leaked. She also tweeted a response to whomever leaked Cleopatra:

“I’m so tired of disrespecting, lying, sneaky little trolls that pretend to be human.”

Maybe it was the same person who leaked Jennifer Lopez killing a Barbra Streisand track a couple of weeks ago.

AURAL ORGASM: KELLY ROWLAND - COMMANDER

You got a sneak peek at her new single when I premiered some live footage of Kelly performing this track at some music festivals recently. Now here is your first official listen to the track without all the audience noise. Kelly, you definitely have made some magic once again with David Guetta. You two work great together like Lady Gaga and RedOne. Beyonce better watch her fat back, because Kelly's finally about to emerge from her shadow with her acrylic nails sharpened and ready for musical battle.

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AURAL ORGASM: JENNIFER LOPEZ - ON THE RADIO

This is actually the best Jennifer has ever sounded vocally. What type of equipment does David Guetta (who produced the track) use? The song was originally written and sung by Donna Summer and produced by Georgio Moroder for the movie 'Foxes' back in 1979. I also remember Selena doing a cover of this song 15 years ago before her life was cut short. As everyone who doesn't live under a rock knows Jennifer played Selena in the biopic that not only put her on the map as an actress but gave her the illusion that she could sing. No word if this remake will appear on her new album Love? which is currently undergoing a massive makeover via Def Jam.

TONI BRAXTON PERFORMS 'MAKE MY HEART' ON ELLEN

Werq! Toni's album comes out next tuesday, but you can listen to it for free at http://www.centrictv.com/music/albums/toni-braxton-pulse/

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