TRAILER TRASH: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (TRAILER 2)

As you all know Jackie Earle Haley (Watchmen, Human Target) has taken on the role as the iconic Freddy Krueger in this upcoming remake. If this remake is as good as The Crazies, count me there on opening night. The film also stars Rooney Mara as Nancy, Aaron Yoo (Friday the 13th remake), Katie Cassidy (Melrose Place), Thomas Dekker (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), Kellan Lutz (Twilight), Kyle Gallner, and Clancy Brown. Freddy slashes his way into your dreams on April 30th.

NEW MUSIC: ESTELLE FT. KARDINAL OFFISHALL - FREAK

Talk about a complete style change. Singer Estelle has traded in the Kanye-Erykah Badu, dirty backpack style of R&B for a stint on the dancefloor with the new single “Freak” featuring Kardinal Offishall.



The Salt N' Papa meets M.I.A.-esque track was produced by the very busy David Guetta (whom she worked with on the track 'One Love' off his album of the same name) and has the U.K. singer talk-rapping over a club-friendly beat beat and even brings in Canadian rapper Kardinal Offishall to spit 16 bars. It's got that Baltimore underground club style that I love and I'm sure old school heads like myself will notice the Soul II Soul sample in the background to give it that urban edge. I'll be honest with you I wasn't really a big fan of Estelle's music, but if she has more songs like this on her upcoming third album, I just might go out anf buy it. My only worry is that since dance music is slowly making it's way into the American mainstream, it will become watered down and unlistenable like alot of hip hop that currently spreads is plague throughout radiowaves. Everyone is doing dance music that is produced by either David Guetta or RedOne. Maybe Jennifer Lopez needs to hook up with one of them. She'd be guaranteed a hit (for once).

Estelle’s album All of Me will be out later this year.

ROBYN GEARING UP TO RELEASE THREE NEW ALBUMS

Although her awesome electro/pop album was released in the States back in 2008, it's actually been five years since we've gotten new music from Robyn. As you all know from my blogs on the Swedish singer, she has been hard at work on a brand new album scheduled to be released later this year. Well did you know that she's got not one but three albums worth of material that she's releasing this year? Three albums in 2010 by Robyn? I can't fucking wait!

Bon magazine is reporting that the first album is due in the Spring, with the next two following in the Summer and Winter. The albums will have the same dance vibe of her last full-length, but will also incorporate other genre-bending styles as well like a Timbaland-esque 'None of Dem' produced by Royksopp, 'Dance Hall Queen' (formerly 'No Hassle') which was produced by Diplo, and a collabo with Snoop Dogg on what she calls a rap duel. As many fans know, Robyn is no stranger to rap since she did rap on a few songs from her last cd, one of them being my favorite track 'Cobrastyle' and the remix of Snoop's hit, “Sexual Eruption”.

Producers included on the albums include Klas Åhlund, Kleerup, Patrik Berger, and Savage Skulls.

FOUR NEW SONGS LEAK FROM FANTASIA'S UPCOMING ALBUM

As those out there (like myself) who faithfully watch Fantasia For Real every Monday on VH1 knows, the American Idol winner is scheduled to release her third album in March. Unfortunately, someone out there is so hungry for new music from Tasia, her album's sprung a leak.

From what I've heard, the four songs sound like they are still in the mixing stages. Leaked tracks include “On & On”, “Never”, as well as funky and sassy tracks "Bounce Back" and “Control Freak.” I can listen to Tasia sing the phone book, but I always prefer when she takes it to chuuuch with the uptempo tracks. Can't wait for the new album Ms. Barrino. It's definitely your time to bounce back (pun intended).

AVALON'S REVIEW: JENNIFER LOPEZ ON SNL

After releasing less than stellar singles from her very much delayed seventh album Love? and being dropped from her longtime label Epic, I was looking forward to seeing Jennifer Lopez rise like a phoenix from the ashes with some funny bits and two live musical performances on SNL last night. As soon as 11:30 hit, it was all downhill for Jen. Not only were her skits stereotypical and unfunny, but the performances proved worse. I guess when Lorne Michaels gave her the unfortunate memo that she would have to sing live instead of lip-synching for her life (which she was doing throughout her Love? promo tour), she had to come with a plan b. Jennifer knew if she danced and sang live, she'd sound worse than Sanjaya butt fucking William Hung while Ryan Gaycrest filmed it. So she sang two forgettable ballads and to be honest I don't care to find out what the names are.



The We Are The World skit started off as promising, but the minute JLo tried unsuccessfully to spoof the very fashion forward (and much better singer) RiRi, it was a wrap. The show never recovered shortly after. All I have to say is thank god for a DVR. I was done the the hour and a half SNL in thirty minutes. Not only was Jen's appearance a mess but I'm sorry as much as I understand SNL has been a staple in American pop culture as long as The Tonight Show, I think it's time the grim reaper came along and dragged this unfunny skit show straight to hell where it belongs.



My opinion of her music is like I've said numerous times and that is Jennifer neeeds to stick to her strengths and that would be midtempo R&B tracks, dance/pop, hip hop tracks. I just feel she's trying to prove to everyone that she's as good as a singer as her husband Skeletor that all her ssongs by far have become mediocre and boring. So I ask my fellow readers this question? What does Jennifer Lopez have to do to get people interested in her musically again? It seems that every song released off of Love? by far has been an epic fail.

PRODUCER ROB FUSARI SPILLS THE T ON LADY GAGA, SAYS BEYONCE SWAGGER-JACKED HIM

Producer Rob Fusari took some time out to discuss how he molded Stefani Germanotta from small club rocker into the weird cxommercialized dance diva she has become today:

“In 2006, I got a call late one evening from a songwriter named Wendy Starland. I was into the Strokes at that time, and I’d told Wendy I was looking for a female artist to make a Strokes-type record. I answered the phone, and Wendy said, “I may have found your girl.” She was at a club in New York, where this girl, Stefani Germanotta, had just performed a showcase…”

Fusari wasn't initially sold on Stefani, who trekked all the way from new York to New Jersey to meet with Fusari until she sat at the piano and sang for him. After that, the rest is history and they began working on music together. Here is the rest of the interview via Billboard:

How would you describe her musical identity at this point?

“She had a big Gwen Stefani/No Doubt thing going on. Some Fiona Apple, some Beatles.”

No club beats, no disco performance art?

She kicked and screamed: “No! No! I love what we’re doing. We’re not changing it.” I’m like, “Stef, just try this. Let’s at least abandon the live drums and some of the guitars.” I finally got her to agree, and that day we did “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich,” which was me sitting at an MPC drum machine and Stef playing her piano riff.

Then, one day, I read an article in the New York Times about Nelly Furtado and how she’d abandoned her folk-rock thing and made a dance record with Timbaland. My antenna went up. I said, “Stef, take a look at this. I’m really an R&B guy. I never produced a rock record in my life. I don’t know, you think maybe we should shift gears?”

“Beautiful, Dirty, Rich” caught the attention of labels and eventually led to Stefani being signed by L.A. Reid at Def Jam, but according to Rob after signing Stefani the music mogul ignored her requests to discuss her music and album, and then eventually he dropped her a few months later leaving her distraught.

Shortly after, Rob introduced Stefani to the man who would soon become her Clyde to his Bonnie, RedOne, and then after working hard on new music and making a few phonecalls, Rob helped Stefani get a meeting with Jimmy Iovine, which eventually lead to her new record deal with Interscope.

After launching the haus of Gaga and being catapulted to overnight success, it seems she and Fusari have drifted apart:

Are you and Stefani still friends?

I don’t know. I feel like I may have been demoted to . . . what would be one level beneath friend?

Professional acquaintance?

Yeah, there you go. That’s it.

What do you think happened?

I don’t know. I can’t figure it out and I won’t ask. I don’t know if I said something or did something. I don’t know.

Will you be involved in her next record?

I don’t believe so.



Now let's get into slinging grease at a well-known song thief named Beyonce. I know many queens get pissed if you say anything remotely negative about Beyonce, but I feel as someone who watches her videos and purchases her music, I can say whatever the fuck I want. It's not considered hate when it's a fact and i truly believe bitches need to learn what the dam word means. Anyways, ever since she swagger-jacked Amerie's gogo sound with DCrazy in Love and snatched her 'Give Me Body' performance from Kylie Minogue's Fever tour, I've been on to this thieving bitch.

Remember when Beyonce claimed she wrote 'Irreplaceable' and then Ne*Yo called her out on her shit and said he wrote it? Well now Rob Fusari says he wrote and produced the #1 hit song back in 2001 and agreed to give her a songwriting credit because he was trying to make a name for himself.

I came up with the idea to build a track using the guitar riff from Stevie Nicks’ “Edge of Seventeen.” I really wanted to play the riff from “Eye of the Tiger,” but I was flipping through my CDs in the studio and I couldn’t find it. But I saw the Stevie Nicks CD and I remembered that the riff was similar.

I figured I’d put the guitar loop on there temporarily, and later go into the studio with a guitar and replay it, because I’d learned, after sampling Stevie Wonder’s “I Wish” for Will Smith’s “Wild Wild West,” that I didn’t want to lose 50% of the publishing. I vividly remember telling Mathew Knowles, “Mathew, you got to book me into your studio and let me replay that riff.” It was Guitar 101! One note!

He didn’t want to do it. So 50% got cut for one note. That whole experience was bittersweet for me.

What made him furious was when he saw Beyonce on TV taking credit for his song, which is currently a word in the Guiness Book of World Records:

I remember watching Barbara Walters interview Beyoncé about “Bootylicious,” and she told Barbara about how she came up with the idea for the track. And I was just like, “What?” I called Mathew-which was a big mistake; I got emotional, and I apologized after-but I called Mathew and said, “Mathew, like, why?”

And he explained to me, in a nice way, he said, “People don’t want to hear about Rob Fusari, producer from Livingston, N.J. No offense, but that’s not what sells records. What sells records is people believing that the artist is everything.” And I’m like, “Yeah, I know, Mathew. I understand the game. But come on, I’m trying too. I’m a squirrel trying to get a nut, too.”

I like the crazy stage flashiness of Gaga and some of the songs. I've said in the past that her music has yet to catch up with the stage personae and the crazy costumes, but I also think she works best when she mixes the Bowie/Elton John rock & roll stuff with the early pop of Madonna. Maybe at the time she was so focused on making it as a performer she didn't see going in another direction would put her on the map. There's nothing wrong with mixing it up, but I also feel that is she had gone the Fiona Apple direction that she wanted to, she'd still be fighting for a record deal.

Now as for Beyonce, that's bullshit and Matthew knows it. Beyonce isn't the first artist to take credit for a Johnny Nobody's song, and she surely won't be the last. If you are a songwriter, your name should go on the writers credits when you purchase a cd. Whenever I buy music, I always open the booklet to see who wrote the song, and taking credit for something that isn't yours is just plain wrong. Now everyone who knows someone in this industry would tell you, Beyonce is a sweet girl but dumb as a box of rocks. You should know for someone who is a graduate from the Sarah Palin School for Dummies wouldn't be brilliant enough to come up with a the 'Bootylicious' monicker. At the end of the day it's a power issue, and someone who is on the come-up in this crazy industry does not want to build a reputation as difficult, especially when someone with more money and power than you can make or break your career. What's also messed up is why did Beyonce accept the award for Song on the year' for Single Ladies when she didn't write it? Shouldn't retarded as The Dream and Tricky Stewart taken their asses up there and accepted it? I guess there is a bit of truth to what matthew said and that no one wants to see some nobody accept something when it's all about the big artist.

TRAILER TRASH - SHOWGIRLS:2.HO

A few months ago I posted a story about a sequel being made of one of my favorite nineties movies Showgirls getting a sequel. Well German filmmaker Marc Vorlander has finished with his 25 million dollar masterpiece and here it is. My critique on this film is summed up with two words: hot tranny mess! Okay that's three, but who's counting? I suck at math. Shouldn't they have just made a version with gay guys and called it Boylesque or something? Gay guys shaking their ass for a title and cutting a bitch for the number one spot would have been so much more entertaining. If Sharon Stone couldn't spring the limpest dick to life with Basic Instinct 2, what makes you think a sequel to Showgirls would fare better? Anyways, check out the trailer for Showgirls: The Return.

THE OCTOMOM IS OCTOCRAZY

OctoMom's Maniacal Laugh On The View
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Octomom Nadya Suleman channeled Alexander McQueen from beyond the grave, turned her straight-jacket into a tired dress and screeched her way onto the set of The View yesterday. If there was any evidence that this heifer needs to be locked away in a padded room while her children are raised at some private facility (the Octopus school for the Mentally Unstable maybe?) This show proves it. And that laugh. She laughs like a diseased hyena being mouthfucked. What pissed me off even more about this was Joy Behar had the nerve to go hard on the Jersey Shore kids during Hot Topics yesterday and on her HLN talk show, but gave Nadya a pass as if we should sympathize with her. Jersey Shore kids and the Octopussy all swim in the same diseased cesspool. Neither one gets a pass.

JOAN RIVERS CAN'T STAND PRUNE FACE SPICE

One of my favorite vulgar comics Joan Rivers did an interview with Closer magazine when she started ranting about another whore pit viper on her shit list. Here is what she had to say about Futbol sensation David Beckham's beard:

"Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day. Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar.

And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class. I dislike Victoria Beckham. The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say, 'Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.' The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing."

This is why I love me some Joan. She and I are cut from the same cloth as far as calling out people on their shit. Don't hold your breath for a response from Vicky B. She's too busy frowning upon the disenfranchised and working her Mexican minions to the bone to contruct her latest tired fashion designs.

FAITH NO MORE SINGER EXPOSES PEEN ON STAGE

Faith No More singer Mike Patton was performing at a show in Brisbane, Australia last weekend when he decided not only to give oral to his microphone, but expose his love noodle as well. All these years I thought he was a hot piece of ass and then when you see the merchandise, sheer disappointment. So I really hope I never get to see Trent Reznor's dick. If that ever happened and he has a dick the size of Jon Gosselin's, I don't know what I would do to myself.

JESUS TAKES THE RECORD WHEEL

Well, I guess the way to win your black heart back into the life of a young one is to woo him with a record deal. If you all remember, Jesus became tired of Madonna sucking his life force from his body (you know so she can remian youthful)in exchange for a career boost, that he decided to quit that bitch. Then weeks after their break-up she trotted to Brazil to woo his little dick ass back into her web of soul-sucking (bitch has a contract to complete). Now according to The Sun, Jesus has just nabbed something that J Lo is desperate to snatch herself...a record deal!

He has nabbed a two-single deal with Warner Bros. and is first single is called "We Came From Light". The first single will be released this summer. Now the only way this deal works is if she agreed to license some of her classic songs for advertising campaigns. A source added, "Madonna really wants Jesus's career to take off. She's been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can."

Damn his fuck game must be serious. Who the hell do I have to fuck to get that kind of deal. I at the moment cannot think of a singer (male or female) who I would fuck for those kind of perks. I guess I could fuck Andy Cohen for my own reality show on Bravo. Hell, I want my own reality show and talk show. Not to toot my own horn, but my sex game is crazy! First he gets $10,000 to spin pre-recorded material at clubs, and now he get's a record deal because he's able to withstand Madonna's vaginal teeth from scraping what's left of his dick? Jesus has literally gone from sexy Brazilian model to the Britney Spears of deejaying.


Sidebar: Do you think JLo is rethinking her strategy for a record deal? Remember back in the day when she fucked Diddy for a hood pass, and then started messing with Ben Affleck for that cross-over appeal? Since she's looking better than ever at 40, I'm sure there's a couple of execs that wouldn't mind banging her out for another seven-record deal.

NEW MUSIC: VV BROWN - SHARK IN THE WATER (SPACE SHUTTLE REMIX)

If you haven't been paying attention to the music of VV Brown, it's not too late to do so. Her debut album is amazing, combining the musical styles of Amy Winehouse, Erykah Badu and Chrisette Michelle into a sound all her own. Shark In the Water has become a standout hit for her, and the remixes so far haven't disappointed. Have a listen to the Space Shuttle remix below. VV's debut album Travelling Like the Light is in stores now.

NEW VIDEO: ALI LOVE - LOVE HARDER

Here is the electro-soul singer's first video from his upcoming album called Love Harder. To describe Love would be if you listened to Aussie singer Sam Sparro but with an edgier dance club vibe via London's underground. The video was directed by Trevor Jackson and the single will be available on March.

NEW MUSIC: ANGELO - TIME BOMB (REMIX ARTIST COLLECTIVE REMIX)

Have a listen to New York pop singer Angelo's slow, sleek and sexy electro remix of his single 'Time Bomb' by Remix Artist Collective. The song is also available on iTunes.

NEW VIDEO: MONICA - EVERYTHING TO ME

Here is the world premiere of Monica's brand new video the Missy Elliott produced track, 'Everything to Me' from her upsoming album 'Still Standing'. I know Monica is happy to be proving her label right by fighting to have this song released as the first single, since she sang the song's praises on her hit BET reality show. Everything to Me currently sits at number #82 on the Hot 100 and #15 on the R&B charts. Still Standing will be in stores March 23rd.

NEW VIDEO: KE$HA FT. 3OH!3 - BLAH BLAH BLAH

Here is the world premiere of my least favorite song featuring my least favorite group 3oh!3. Couldn't her label release Your Love is My Drug, Party at a Rich Dude's House or Take it Off as singles? Anything but this uninspiring shit!

THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE ON THE VIEW

Usually I love the ladies of The View with their hot button hot topics and all the cross talking when they interview guests. When the cast of Jersey Shore stopped by today, Joy and Whoopi began to work my last nerve. Being that they are from the old school where there were radios befor TV was invented, they felt the need to get all high and mighty because a group of kids managed to shoot to fame without having to grime their way to the top like many people have had to do. I understand many are being rewarded for their infamy instead of having a talent, but it's like I always say about regular folks: Not everyone can go to Harvard and be a doctor or lawyer. Some have to work that pole to make ends meet. I didn't see Joy go hard on vapid asswipes like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt like they did to the Jersey Shore kids. They're just having fun and not taking the fame game so seriously. I think sometimes Whoopi and Joy need to take a chill pill and calm down for a change. It also killed me how she had the NERVE to defend the gang stereotypes of The Sopranos under the same breath she bashed the Jersey Shore cast for stereotyping Italian-Americans. Joy needs to remember that no one knew who the hell she was before she hosted the View. Same for Elizabeth (who defended the show). Before she was on the View she was a reality star as well. Sure she wasn't drinking and fighting at the clubs, but nonetheless she became famous for no reason. What I was also thinking was why the hell did they interview the most uninteresting members of the cast like JWOWW, Vinny, Ronnie and Sammi? Everyone knows it's all about The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D. In the following videos, the cast discusses life after becoming famous, Ronnie's homophobic rant and assigns nicknames to the hosts of The View!

ALYSON HANNIGAN WILL NOT REPRISE ROLE FOR BUFFY MOVIE

Before garnering success on the hit sitcom How I Met Your Mother and the American Pie movies, you may remember Alyson Hannigan playing the shy teenager-cum-powerful lesbian witch on the hit WB/CW series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Now that there is a movie being made from the series that started out as a movie in the works, word is Hannigan will not be starring in the film.

Alyson Hannigan told Cinemablend that she will absolutely not appear the new movie -- not even a cameo -- because series creator Joss Whedon isn't involved.

Calling the film "a very big mistake," Hannigan said she speaks for the whole cast. "Not without Joss. Joss is the only reason that we would go back."

Anthony Stewart Head, who played Buffy's watcher Giles on the TV show, also said he will not return for the feature film without Joss Whedon -- and that he wouldn't even want to see it.

I'm sure you're wondering how they cen make a Buffy movie without the support of the cast or the involvement of creator Whedon? Well unfortunately the rights to the title are still owned by the producers who made the original 1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie, years before the hit TV show. They say the movie will be a "relaunch" -- with new characters and a new slayer. As for Whedon, who also created the well-written TV shows Angel, Firefly and Dollhouse... well, they just didn't ask for his input. When asked for comment by Entertainment Weekly, Whedon simply responded: "I hope it's cool."

I'm sorry but it won't be. Whedon totally gets women characters, and he has done a bang up job with the woman on the Buffy TV series. it wasn't all about the slaying that drew people to the show. the monsters played into the medaphor of how scary the real world could be as well as how human behavior could bring the most demonic out of someone. Not having Whedon's input in the upcoming film would be a big mistake to the fans that have grown to love the series as well as the people who helped make the Buffy series into the cult phenom it is today. When will Hollyweird ever learn?

KANYE'S NEW VIDEO LACKS GAY FISH

Here is the latest video from Kanye West called 'Coldest Winter'. Is he seriously still promoting music from that album? I thought we've moved on to him picking on mediocre country singers and jetting around the world in the latest furs with his girlfriend for Fashion week? At least he is working on some new music scheduled to be released later this year.

THE AUSSIE'S ARE PISSED AT WHITNEY

When did the Australians become so self-righteous? First a few months back they walked out of a Britney Spears concert when they discovered something we've known since the beginning of her career that she makes a living lip-synching for her life, and now the Aussie's were pissed after Whitney, who is currently on tour gave a lackluster performance. one woman said she couldn't entertain a dead rat while others wanted their money back. I say cut Whitney some slack. She's so used to singing into her glass pipe, it's going to take some time for her to sing hymns into the right microphone. That's probably why she refused to tour the States with her latest album. She knew the American audience would chew her to pieces if she sang on our shores like a hyena being slaughtered through an unwashed meat grinder.

THE FRENCH RATHER GIVE HEAD THAN SMOKE

While American anti-smoker campaigns feel they are grabbing everyone's attention by their preachy, lie dead-in-the-street campaigns, the French have found a unique way to be controversial. In the following pictures it shows young people on their knees with a cigarette dangling rfrom their mouth simulating oral sex to 'The Man.' Here is what the campaign manager had to say about the ads:



" 'The campaign is to convince young people that smoking is instead 'an act of naïveté and submission. We can’t be tepid on this subject, we have to hit hard. We are working against years of myth on the basis of films and stars, and we fight against this with zero euros.' But the reaction on the Web site of Droits des non-fumeurs has been mixed. One comment read: 'The campaign trivializes sexual abuse — worse, it implies guilt on the part of the abused.'"

RIHANNA PROMISES HER NEXT ALBUM WILL BE MORE UP-TEMPO

After fans turned their nose at the dark and gloomy direction RiRi took for her latest cd, 'Rated R', Rihanna promises fans she is coming out of the dark and will return to the 'Good Girl Gone Bad' vibe that helped her cross over. Here is what she told a reporter at MTV News about the direction she plans to take for her follow-up:

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There is no word on when her next album will be released, but Rihanna has a tour in the works later this year as well as a Rated R remix album coming out. I actually liked her latest album, but I can see with all the griminess and grit on this record made alot of mainstream listeners very umcomfortable. The record weas inspired primarily by her rollercoaster relationship with Chris Brown, so in light of the things that went on between the two, it's not always going to be roses and daffodils. Rihanna needed to go through the storm to see the sun shine again and I'm glad she did the album she wanted to do. now that she's got all the drakness out of her system, she can smile and have some fun again.

JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS BEEN DROPPED FROM SONY RECORDS

So far on the musical forefront, 2010 is not looking good for Jennifer Lopez. Word on the street after 'Louboutins' and countless other singles failed to ignite buzz for her upcoming cd, 'Love?' the singer/dancer/actress has parted ways with Sony records. No word yet if 'Love?' will ever see the light of day, but she will be on Saturday Night Live this weekend and has a movie called The Back-Up Plan coming out in April.

I like Jennifer as a performer, but truth be told, she had alot of mediocre mid-tempo tracks on that album. I keep telling everybody no one wants to hear okay songs. People want to dance and have fun, especially since we're slowly coming out of a recession. 'Louboutins' sounded like a song that should have ben released five years ago, and 'What is Love' sounds like a song Nelly Furtado rejected back when she recorded her 'Loose' record. I understand JLo wants to be taken seriously as a singer, but she seriously needs to eat crow and accept where her talents lie. She's a graduate from the Janet/Britney school of music, where she's a good dancer but a passable singer. Stick with the dance music and the uptempo tracks and leave the R&B to Mary J., Brandy, monica, Toni, and all the girls who don't need a tonator to keep them on key.

Update: Jennifer Lopez is currently shopping her album to other labels, one rumored to be Def Jam which is home to Rihanna and longtime nemesis, Mariah Carey. Should she sign with Def Jam I hope they put her ass in the studio and record some hit songs for a change instead of the mediocre singles that Sony tried and failed to ignite flames on the musically fickle American aural audience.

WYNTER GORDON - DIRTY TALK

Most may not be familiar with Wynter as an artist (yet), but she's been around quite a while writing for the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Mary J. Blige and was featured on Flo Rida's hit, 'Sugar'. Finally Wynter is ready to join her singing counterparts with her debut cd that will be released lter this year. The David Guetta-produced 'Dirty Talk' will be avaiable on iTunes March 2nd. Keep Wynter in your memory rolodex because this disco freak will have you on the dance floor for years to come.

NEW MUSIC: MATISSE - BETTER THAN HER

Taken from her upcoming debut cd, Better Than Her which is available on iTunes today.

ARTIST2WATCH: DAN BLACK

I blogged about Dan Black a couple of months back when his debut solo album ((un)) was released over seven months ago. Well now I can let you guys know that his cd has finally been released Stateside with some new tracks. What's cool about this album is that every piece was recorded on his laptop, furthering expectations that you don't have to spend thousands of dollars in the studio to record an album. If you like your hip hop with a bit of electronica, Dan Black is the man to spend your cash on.

Dan Black ft. Kid Cudi - Symphonies



Dan Black - Karate Kid



Dan Black - Pump My Pumps



Dan Black - Ecstasy

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RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE SEASON 2: EPISODE 4 - THE SNATCH GAME

RuPaul's Drag Rqace was action-packed last night as celebrity guests Alec Mapa and red carpet crasher Chicken Cutlets appeared on the show. Lisa Rinna and Niecy Nash also came aboard as guest judges while the contestants werked their best celebrity impersonation. I totally got Ru's homage to MK over at Dlisted for having Phoebe Price aka Chicken Cutlets on the show because he is a huge fan along with my friend (as well as Ru's) DJ Tennessee of MK's website.

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INTRODUCING...THE PENIS PANT

We've all become accustomed to bizarre outfits created by the likes of the late Alexander McQueen, John Galliano, Vivienne Westwood and Betsey Johnson. I never thought in a million years I would see the day when a designer would come up with a penis pant. During Madrid fashion week, designer Isabel Mastache had her male models werk the catwalk in the bizarre, headline grabbing pants. There's no word if they have a slit you can pee through without pulling your pants down, or if they come in different sizes, and colors. These aren't a pair of slacks I would gravitate toward in my daily life, and I'm sure these pants would be highly inappropriate to wear to the office, but I'm sure that if Lady Gaga didn't get rid of her member she'd be rocking these pants at the next red carpet event.

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THE BOYS IN THE BAND RETURNS TO BROADWAY

A revival of Mart Crowley's landmark gay play The Boys in the Band has opened in a penthouse on 26th street in NYC:

"A butterfly-on-the-wall staging of 'The Boys in the Band' situates its gay New Yorkers at finger-tip proximity to the audience, providing a fresh, voyeuristic tingle to the birthday party doings of Mart Crowley's 1968 comedy-drama...Designer Sandra Goldmark transforms the space into a loft-like apartment where the play's boozing and bitchery occurs. Some tasteful ‘60s-style furniture is arranged mostly in the middle of the living room area while a bedroom is placed in a raised alcove at the far end. Expansive windows offer dramatic north and south midtown views, but the designer has positioned 99 padded chairs in two rows all around the room to focus inwards upon the drama brewing at the apartment's center."

The production is being staged by the Transport Theatre Group through March 14.

Source: Towleroad

I'm only aware of The Boys in the Band because my best friend is always quoting lines from the book & movie to everyone he knows, so like Paris is Burning is to me, Boys & the Band is his gay bible. I would actually like to see this on Broadway as well as maybe a modern take remake of the classic film alongside the sequel the Men from the Boys. The only thing I would like for them to focus less on is so much of the outdated self-hating that went on in the original film. Believe me, I read my friends in a playful matter and vice versa, and there are times when some will tell me things even my best friends won't tell me, but in these times where the gay movement is the new civil rights movement, there needs to be a bit more positive imagery in gay cinema as well as gay theater.

INTERNATIONAL MR. LEATHER WILL NO LONGER DISTRIBUTE BAREBACK PORN

While porn directors such as Chi Chi LaRue and Michael Lucas have been very vocal about taking a stand against bareback porn, International Mr. Leather (ILM) will no longer allow vendors to sell videos or other depictions of unprotected anal sex. Check out the article below via Edgenewengland.com

The practice of eschewing condom use during anal sex--called "barebacking"--has received criticism due in part to rising rates of HIV among younger men. Even so, observers note that the issue is a sensitive one among practitioners of bareback sex, who feel that safer sex advocates are intrusive with their message of the importance of condom use.

In a notification sent last summer to vendors at the 2010 event, the president of IML, Chuck Renslow, wrote, "Though we are now three decades into the HIV/AIDS epidemic, no cure has been found. The CDC and local health officials inform us that new infections are on the rise. And, while we have had some success developing medications that might make infection more manageable, that accomplishment comes at a price.

"Not having experienced the deaths--the loss of loved ones--which preceded these medications, we have an entire generation who may not fully appreciate or comprehend the severity of the situation," Renslow continued. "Too many in our community believe HIV/AIDS is curable or manageable. Too few understand that HIV/AIDS infections dominate life. We believe that it is our duty to inform and educate.

"Several years ago when ’Meth’ was the scourge of our community, IML drew a line in the sand and raised awareness and used all our influence to try and stop this addictive madness," Renslow noted. "As is the case with HIV/AIDS, we believe it is our further obligation to do everything in our power to prevent future infections.

"To that end, after considerable discussion, the Executive Committee of International Mr. Leather has decided that it will no longer allow participation in the IML Leather Market by any entity which promotes barebacking or distributes/sells any merchandise tending to promote or advocate barebacking. This restriction will also apply to distribution of gifts, post cards or any other information via our facilities."

Some gay pundits greeted the announcement with praise. A July 15 blog posting at Will Clark World.com noted that ILM had started three decades ago when Renslow hit upon a leather event as a means of drawing business to his bar. The event has grown over the years, becoming an annual convention in Chicago.

"[T]he interesting part of this is that the leather community was very Safer Sex oriented at the start of the AIDS epidemic," read the blog posting, "but by the late 90s because of The Cocktail and hardon-inducing drugs (Viagra!) not to mention the popularization and virtual decriminalization (at least from a social point of view) of crystal meth (which allows guys to fuck all night long), Safer Sex went out the window and barebacking became the new fetish.

"In 2003 Renslow gave a stirring speech at the contest decrying the unsafe sex that was going on at his own event," the posting continued, "but it rang a little hollow to activists such as myself who didn’t see his words reflected in his actions as far as what the leather mart was intent on selling: and that would be lots of toys, clothes but also, a growing number of bareback videos.

"But although six years later, it’s good news that IML is taking a healthier/active approach to this situation," the posting added. "You can call it censorship and that’s your perogative [sic] but whatever. I don’t care. If you want to blow your brains out, I don’t have to be the one to hand you the gun."

In a subsequent posting, the same blog noted that some in the gay community objected to the new policy, reporting that a "friend made the point that he and several of his friends were boycotting IML because of this decision because they were ’tired of Chuck running their lives.’ "

The blog countered this: "The argument that Chuck (or anyone else) is running someone’s life by not selling any particular product at their own event is absurd and tired," read the posting. "Don’t look to anyone else to give you validation for doing something that you want to do. If you want to bareback, bareback.. but don’t look to Chuck and IML to validate that decision. Because not selling those products doesn’t invalidate that decision either. It works both ways."

Another factor that works both ways: straight porn often does not show performers using condoms. An EDGE article from last June reported that a rash of HIV infections among heterosexual adult film actors had generated controversy. "While barebacking is extremely controversial in the gay-porn world, condomless sex is more or less taken for granted in straight porn," EDGE reported. "There’s a perception that if performers are regularly tested, there’s less worry about infection than among gay men."

HIV cases among straight porn actors are tracked by the industry itself, the EDGE article noted, but critics say that’s not enough.

An Aug. 12 Advocate.com article followed up on the story, reporting that the issue of mandatory HIV testing for adult film performers had once again surfaced in the wake of the reported rash of new infections. But the "outbreak," the article said, involved fewer performers than initially reported--and of those cases, it was impossible to determine who, if any, of the affected performers were exposed to the virus on set, versus in their private lives.

But the fact remains that the industry, though supportive in some quarters of testing for STDs, is not as pro-active in terms of condom use to prevent the spread of infections, including HIV. The article quoted JM Productions’ Tony Malice as saying, "If a girl only wants to work with a condom, she can seek out that work ... same for men. But it will be much less work."

This year’s convention--the 32nd edition of the event--is scheduled to take place over Memorial Day weekend, May 28-31, at the Hyatt Regency Chicago hotel.

GLAMBATAR OUT ON THE TOWN WITH KE$HA AND A DANGEROUS MUSE

While out boozing it up at the club last night, I happened to pick up the latest issue of Next magazine like I always do when I'm out partying on the weekends. Well how surprised was I when I saw Ke$ha, Adam Lambert and a friend boozing it up at Club 57 in NYC last week. What I found funny about the article was that the folks at Next referred to Dangerous Muse singer Mike Furey as a friend. Was he so drunk the person who added the pics to the Seen section had no idea who Furey was? This is not the issue I want to bring to your attention, although I hate when people snap photos of celebs or have them on their show and have no idea of who they are or their background (like when Mary J. Blige stopped by Letterman last week). It was also reported that Lambert was spotted fucking Ke$ha's throat with his tongue while they were out having a drunken ol' time.

Here is what Adam Lambert had to say about his night out with the 'Tik Tok' singer: "She's really pretty and we were laughing and we just started kissing. It was pretty innocent to be honest with you. I mean, it wasn't too dirty."

What is irritating me about this story is that the mainstream gossip world is running with this quote and trying to insinuate that Lambert is bisexual instead of gay. it just irks me when these closed-minded asswipes at gossip magazines are so clueless to human behavior and how people act once you release your inhibitions. For all we know Glambatar could have went home with Ke$ha and Furey because I'm sure the freaky Idol runner-up is into threeways and fourgies. He's said in past interviews that he loves a guys ass, so would that make him a top? I would think he would be much hotter if he were versatile.

I hate the fact that when an artist says they are gay, the mainstream media has a hard time accepting what the rest of the world has already comes to terms with. Gays exist and there are alot of straight people out there who really don't care if their entertainers bat for the other team. I know plenty of guys (like myself) who get drunk (often) at clubs and don't have a problem making out with a girl. It may be surprising for some to hear this, but most gay guys love women. We just don't want to take them home and fuck 'em.

NO DOUBT TAKE IT BACK TO THE 80'S FOR NEW ALBUM

After taking time off to launch two solo records, a clothing line and a couple of kids, no one was as excited to hear that No Doubt were back in the studio working hard on an album of new material.

At a recent press conference for Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. fashion line the singer revealed that the've been listening to alot of 80's music to recharge their musical mojo.

“The last few weeks, we’ve been listening to the worst of the ’80s, in the sense of bad but good. Pop songs, one-hit wonders, nifty songs, things like that. You just go back and find things that you love, and try to figure out how they made them. We just listen to good songs, and then writing our own stuff, we try to pull it out wherever we can.”

It doesn’t matter how we get there — we want to get there, we will, and we’re having fun doing it.”

I love any music that was catchy that came out of the 80's, so I'm really excited to hear some new No Doubt music. only thing is, I always thought there were alot of 80's influences in No Doubt's music? Maybe they're going to go full out with it instead of having some of the 80's flourishes here and there. Besides all the Reggae influences, there was alot of 80's sounds that dominated their last album, RockSteady which was my favorite record of theirs after Tragic Kingdom.

NEW MUSIC: KERLI - TEA PARTY

Altrenative singer-songwriter/Lady Gaga nemesis Kerli has traded in her eclectic alterna sound for electro-pop for the song 'Tea Party' which is the second single from the Almost Alice soundtrack. Avril Lavigne released the first single a few weeks ago called 'Alice.' This sounds like it could be the perfect song for Toni Basil if she weren't a one-hit wonder. Kerli is putting the finishing touches on her sophomore album with The Dream and Tricky Stewart. The still-untitled album will be released sometime around May.

LUDACRIS FT. NICKI MINAJ - MY CHICK BAD

Check out the world premiere of Luda's new single “My Chick Bad” featuring go-to female MC of the moment Nicki Minaj from his new album Battle of the Sexes.

The video has a horror film theme to it which completely works and has Nicki channeling Freddy Krueger as she spits 16 bars tied up in a Psychiatrist's recliner.

A little inside information about Luda's upcoming album. The Battle of the Sexes album was supposed to be a joint record where Luda spoke from the male perspective and Shawnna spoke from the female, but was immediately dropped from the project after she signed with T-Pains Nappy Boy Entertainment. Guess after her debut cd flopped she felt she needed to go somewhere where she could hopefully get some kind of musical success. I guess it's appropriate to go to T Pain if you plan on doing your entire record in Auto-Tune. Looking forward to hearing the remixes.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE NOT IN A RUSH TO RECORD NEW MUSIC

It's been quite a few years since we've gotten a full album from Justin Timberlake. After the success of FutureSex/LoveSounds, he took a break and focused on nurturing the artists on his Tennman Records label, his bit acting parts, writing, producing and guest-starring on other artist's records, and expanding his successful William Rast clothing line. So when he was asked what's going on with his third solo cd and is we'll be expecting another record from the former N*Syncer, here is what he had to say:

“You know, music is … music exploration, I find that when it comes up … it comes up like a freight train,” he said. “So when it does, I definitely won’t run from it.”

“Right now I’m enjoying working with new artists, working with some of the acts that I have signed to my little label, which I just started,” he explained.



I have to say I admire the fact that JT is taking his time to come with new music instead of dropping records every year because he can. It's always best to go all the way and create a great record that will be listened to ten years from now instead of some microwave cd that will only last the test of time for six months. Justin's got alot on his plate, and he wants to make sure all his ducks are in a row before he can concentrate on himself. Don't wait too long though. There'll be someone to come along and try to take your place and we all know when Robin Thicke can release a record that has consistant hits instead of the few stand-out ones that exist on his Sex Therapy record, he'll be gunning for JT's number one spot.



Sidebar: After the god-awful music video for 'Morning After Dark' and releasing the forgetful 'Until We Meet Again' with Katy Perry, I'm glad to see Timbaland finally got it right by releasing a video with Justin Timberlake for 'Carry Out.' I guess it is true what they say that third time's a charm. Now all he has to do is release 'Lose Control' with Jojo, 'Ease off the Liquor' (something I personally would never do) and 'Symphony' with Attitude, D.O.E. and Bran'Nu (aka Brandy) as singles and Shock Value 2 might pick up some sales that could rival the success of the first one.

VINTAGE KE$HA

Check out the professional Jack Daniels teeth brusher, then a 13-year-old as she performs Radiohead's 'Karma Police' at a high school talent show. Glad to see her overnight success that took ten years to get to the point she is at today is finally paying off.

BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUM NEWS UPDATE

I've got some news on those like myself who are interested in a bit of Britney music news.

There was initial word on her album taking a direction in the urban and dark electro realm, and a few producers were thrown around for good measure. Well according to reports, Miss Spears is working with K. Briscoe of The Outsyderz again, who produced her #1 comeback single “Womanizer”. Briscoe is behind some of the industry's hottest hits including “Lose Control” featuring JoJo, one of my favorite standout tracks on Timbaland's Shock Value II album as well as “The One I Love” with Keri Hilson. If you've heard any of these songs you know her record will have more of a melodic hip hop vibe.

Spears has also hired songwriter Corte Ellis of the Soul Diggaz, who co-wrote one of my favorite stripper pole anthems “Get Naked” from Blackout and has also written songs for Fantasia and Monica.

And of course the very busy dance DJ David Guetta has recently wrapped a recording session with Britney that he promises is going to major! Other producers she has collaborated with on her seventh album include Danja, Max Martin, Darkchild, and Sean Garrett, but no word yet on which of these producer's songs will make the final tracklisting.

As reported before, the album is scheduled for a June release.

Based on what I'm hearing, Britney's record is shaping up to be the one that will require an intense workout routine. I've always liked when Britney performed urban tracks as well as mixed it with a bit of dance. If she intertwines the stripper pole sluttiness of 'Blackout' with the edgy R&B/hip hop influences of 'In The Zone', it will definitely shape up to be the hot record of the summer.

NEW MUSIC: ADAM LAMBERT - IF I HAD YOU

Here is the third single off of Adam Lambert's amazing debut cd, 'For Your Entertainment.' I love this song alot. It was produced by pop powerhouse Max Martin (P!nk, britney Spears). I'm just hoping 'Strut' will be the next single released after 'If I Had You.'

SCHILLER FT. NADIA ALI - TRY

I have been a fan of Nadia's since she was apart of iiO back in the day and their music was played faithfully out here on the dance music stations. Then she went off and did the solo thing. Now here she is collaborating with Schiller on the new track called 'Try'. I just love listening to her sexy exotic vocals because no one sings like her. Have a listen above...

SADE ON WANDA SYKES SHOW

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If you've all been watching the Wanda Sykes Show religiously like I have, then you all are aware that Wanda pulled out all her bag of tricks to get international superstsr Sade to stop by the show. While in the US to promote her album with quite a few talk show appearances, Wanda had to settle for a skit since her show was a rerun last week. Check out this very funny skit in case you missed it.

BEYONCE STOPS BY TYRA

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Beyonce stopped by Tyranosaurus Banks earlier this week to talk about her six Grammy wins and promote her new perfume all the while Tyra had her tongue permanently planted against Bey's clit. I've never seen someone kiss Beyonce's ass as much as I've seen Tyra kiss it. It would have been interesting if Tyra would have asked Bey about her daddy slipping his dick in another woman's cat trap besides Tina's, but I'm sure if she did Bey and Jay wouldn't invite her to anymore VIP suaree's. The end of her damn talk show can't get here soon enough.

JENNIFER LOPEZ PERFORMS 'WHAT IS LOVE' LIVE ON ITALIAN TV

Here is J Lo lip-synching for her life to the brand new single 'What is Love' from her upcoming cd titled 'Love.' The song will also be featured on the soundtrack to her upcoming film, 'The Back-up Plan.'



Also check out the box below where Jen performed a medley of hits including “Jenny from the Block’, “Waiting for Tonight”, “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”, “Get Right” and “Let’s Get Loud”.

NEW MUSIC: JANET JACKSON FT. PITBULL - HEARTBEAT LOVE

I premiered this track a couple of weeks ago back when it was just a demo. Pitbull's parts were already added, and a demo vocal mimicking Janet's signature coo was the temporary voice heard on the track. I immediately gravitated to the Darkchild beat, which would immediately have the keedz pumping in the clubs. Well kiddies, the finshed version has finally hit the internet featuring Rock City and Machel Montano. My only beef is that I wish Janet was singing more on Heartbeat Love, which comes off as if she's singing back-up to a Pitbull song. I'm sure she will definitely bring it with some fierce choreography once the video is released. Please let this be a buzz single and have Janet release a real club track that will take her out of her usual element and give us something different for a change. Heartbeat Love so far has her on the right track which no doubt will have everyone singing my-my-heart, my-my-beat, my-my-my-my-my-my-love.

IS JOHNNY WEIR QUITTING SKATING TO BECOME A FASHION DESIGNER?

While that cunty troll (and Weir nemesis) Lysachek breast strokes in a sea of American dildos for his big gold win, figure skater Johnny Weir has decided to hang up his skates and focus on his love for fashion full time. Anyone who has followed his career or has seen an episode of his Sundance channel reality show 'Be Good Johnny Weir' knows he has a flair for the dramatic, fashion, and furs.

Here is what Johnny, who came in sixth place at the Vancouver Winter Olympics last night had to say:

'I am going to skate in the World Championships and then I have to decide how long I want to stay on vacation. In figure skating your body can only last for so long.I can’t be 50 and trying to skate but I can be 50 and be in fashion, so I have to look to my future and what I want to achieve.'"

Added Weir: "I want to create art more than anything and the way I want to do it is through fashion. I want to go to the Fashion Institute of Technology in Manhattan and really learn the basics of fashion from the ground up. I want to create things while I have time on earth, and the art of costume and culture has always inspired me.I think being in the public eye can only help me launch into the world of fashion.”

He's young and definitely has his own unique sense of style. We also know he has a love for the theatrics. If Johnny takes the time to own his newfound craft and take it as serious as his skating, he could definitely go far in the fashion world. Weir has taken a beating long enough because he's not afraid to be his loud flamboyant self. Finally he can be accepted in a medium that won't judge him for not being a stereotypical masculine ideal. The cruel fashion world will judge him on his clothing. Maybe he can even try out on project Runway or even dare I say it, that unwatcheable Bravo series Launch My Line? It will also be the one thing he could finally beat that queen Lysacek at.

EWAN McGREGOR READS GEORGE STEPHANOPOLIS FOR HOMOPHOBIC REACTION

Ewan McGregor stopped by Good Morning America to promote his film 'The Ghost Writer,' and during the interview George Stephanopolis began to question him about photos regarding his make-out session with Jim Carrey. The minute George started to behave like an immature middle schooler, Ewan read his ass fater than you could say 'you trynna come for me bitch?'
You would think in the year 2010 people would be a bit more open minded to the fact that gays exist in the world and that Jim and Ewan did a film together where they play a gay couple. Ewan has played gay plenty of times in many films, and why is it that English people have no problem with gay but our retarded media always makes a immature big deal out of it? People these days seriously need to grow the fuck up. The drama starts at the 2:19 mark.

GAY GERMAN SOAP 'FORBIDDEN LOVE' TO BE ADAPTED FOR U.S. TV

Well this is some good news. According to The Hollywood Reporter Sam Martin, a former vp at cable network HBO, is set to adapt a story line from hit German soap "Verbotene Liebe" (Forbidden Love) for the U.S. market.

Martin, through her new aid+abet shingle, has acquired the remake rights to "Christian & Olli," a popular "forbidden love" story line about a gay couple living together in Dusseldorf. Christian and Olli, who are to Germany what One Life to Live's Kish are to Americans have become cult figures in their homeland and globally through the spread of clips of the soap on YouTube. The original soap is produced by GrundyUfa in Germany and airs on public broadcaster ARD.





Aid+abet plans to adapt the story, setting it against the backdrop of present-day Portland, Oregon. Through Martin's production agreements, HBO Films and HBO Entertainment will have first-look rights at the property before it is shopped to other networks.

Martin is in Berlin for the Berlinale co-production market and is hawking aid+abet's upcoming slate, which includes feature projects "The Fabulist," a thriller written by Alex Metcalf ("An American Affair") and "Kenneth the Musical," the story of a failed director whose life is changed when he joins a small town musical theater company.

Source:hollywoodreporter

WATCH THE MOST DREADFULL SPEECH OF 2010

120 minutes into watching the glib speech given by President Tiger Woods almost want to gouge out my eyes with kebab sticks and have them for a barbecue. I honesty didn't give a shit about his speech because I truly didn't feel he was sorry. I saw the pain in his eyes, as he read from his paper, but I don't think the sadness came from him letting people down. i think it came from the fact that he has pleased everyone his entire life and he made the mistake of enjoying the fruits of his labor while married with children. he needed to live life like Derek Jeter and enjoy all the women he wanted as a single man. I also felt what he should have done is an interview with Barbara Walters or Oprah (ala her Whitney Interview) and answered all the questions to clear the air one time and then move on. Being in a room filled with your warden of a mother and all your white friends who I'm sure won't get all up in your face when you fuck up doesn't help you in any way. Being protected by your friends in my opinion only enables you. I also feel rehab for sex addiction is bullshit. You're a man and you have balls. We weren't put on this earth to donate sperm to one pussy. I understand commitment and monogamy and Tiger failed to do that. Hopefully he will get it together and find serenity within himself without having to compromise himself for the hundreds of people who live off of him playing golf and his endoursements. There's alot more I want to say on this and I will save it for the Celebrity Bullshit and More Shit taping.

MATTHEW KNOWLES MUST PAY UP FOR NOT PUTTING A CONDOM ON IT

Looks like Solange is going to have to borrow some money from big sister Beyonce, because Papa Knowles will have to pay Alexsandra Wright, the jumpoff who just shot his heir out of her freakum cooch $8,200 a month for child support. Matthew must also give Alexsandra $20,000 for the month of January.

While he is busy giving this chick money, there's no real proof as of yet whether Matthew is the babydaddy. Matthew will take a DNA test on March 1st. If he is indeed the father, the judge will determine a long-term child support payment. Matthew never confirmed or denied that he's the father, which may be why Mama Tina filed for divorce back in November.

What I don't get is how is Matthew paying money for a child that may or may not be his? Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? I said it before and I'll say it again. Alexandra needs to take Matthew and baby Nixon on Maury. it'll give him the ratings he so desperately needs and the paternity test won't cost you a dime.

MUST SEE TV: GARY COLEMAN LOSES HIS SHIT!

Gary Coleman stopped by The Insider, you know the shit show on CBS that so desperately wants to be TMZ but disguises itself as 'real journalism' earlier this week to clear up rumors regarding him trying to hi five his wife's face with his fist. All went interestingly well, until Nancy Grace wannabe Lisa Bloom decided to accuse him of being the midget Ike Turner. Before you could say 'whatchu talkin' bout bitch' gary went off like a fat chick losing her mind for getting her order wrong at McDonalds.

What made me fall out of my chair and my eyes go so far up into the top of my brain you'd think I was having a seizure was these asscunts invited a behavioral psychologist to come on the show and disect the fact that they're so surprised when an F list celebrity comes on their show and cusses them out because they don't know how to ask a fucking question. Shows like The Insider, ET, Extra and Access Hollywood are trying so hard to compete with TMZ, Perez Hilton, MK at Dlisted as well as myself, and they just don't have the talent to back it up. TV can never compete with the fast news of the internet. These tabloid Hard Copy-wannabe shows need to die a hard death and quick!

P.S. Shouldn't Niecy Nash be cleaning someone's house? What the hell is she doing on the Insider? and let's not forget Carnie Wilson. What the fuck is she doing there? Shouldn't she be hosting Family Feud or The Newlywed Game or whatever the fuck she does?