BRANDY AND MAKS ELIMINATED FROM DANCING WITH THE STARS

After witnessing Brandy get eliminated over Bristol Palin who is the worst dancer since Kate Gosselin, I realized there really is no justice in the world. First the American people vote Republicans in the House (mind you there was a low-vote turn out at the polls), and now they've figured out a way to keep Portly Pepperpot on the show. What I loved about when Tom Bergeron announced Brandy was leaving was the looks on Jennifer Grey's and Derek Hough's face. It clearly said "why is this fat no talent bitch still on this show?" I've never in the history of watching DTWS witness someone gain weight while dancing. It's like Benjamin Buttons for fat people. Now if Jennifer Grey goes hime next week or if Sarah Palin wins the 2012 Presidential race, I'm fucking the nearest genius so that he can build me a spaceship so I can leave the planet.