Tim Gunn has officially become my hero. This is a fashion icon who never shies away from speaking the truth, and I live for what he says. Recently while on Access Hollywood, Project Runway's Ambassador of fashion went in on fashion disaster's Lindsay Lohan and L. Ron Hubbert's mascot Suri Cruise.
“Mr. Ungaro is dead and God knows he must have been rolling over in his grave, but I thought, this is one of the last couture houses left in this entire world. Lindsay Lohan is the creative director? How absurd is that! It would be like asking, I don’t know, like, asking Suri Cruise to pilot a fighter jet.”
I agree that the world must clearly be coming to an end when you've got the queen of .99 leggings as the creative director of a couture fashion house. Bitch couldn't come up with a fashion idea if she glued a vejazzled clue to her coked out snatch. Tim fortunately didn't stop there. Then he proceeded to go in on who Hollywood retards are calling a "fashion icon" (I can't).
“Suri is, she’s her mother and father’s dress up doll and I feel in many ways she’s a fashion victim and it’s just very inappropriate. I think it’s unsafe too. She’s a little kid and [she’s] tottering around on these stilettos or quasi stilettos. It’s really inappropriate and I feel bad for her in a manner of speaking."
I couldn't agree more. Suri Cruise being related to Tom and Stepford Kate is like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone come to life (the talking Tina episode springs to mind when I look at Suri). She literally does dress like a porcelain doll. The parentals better nto say a word when Suri turns 10 and they wonder why her toes are throwing up gang signs. On the other hand Tim better watch his back. Lawd knows with the click of one of them heels she could have Tim's couture heart on a porcelain plate.
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