After MTV spent last Sunday kissing her beef tenderloin-covered ass by giving her seven of her eleven moonmen at Sunday's VMA's, Lady Gagmewithathreemontholdbloodytampon opened up about what her little "monsters" can expect from her upcoming third album:
“The album is my absolute greatest work I’ve ever done and I’m so excited about it,” she told RWD Magazine. “The message, the melodies, the direction, the meaning, what it will mean to my fans and what it will mean in my own life – it’s utter liberation.
“I knew I had an ability to change the world when I started to receive letters from fans: ‘You saved my life…’ ‘I’m gay and my parents threw me out…’ My fans have related to me as a human being and as a non-human being – as a super-human person that I truly am.”
She continued: “Everyone tells me I’m arrogant but my music’s the only thing I’ve got, so you’ll have to let me be confident about one thing. I suppose that’s what you can expect from the album: a lot of hit records that will piss people off.
“Beyoncé said: ‘Where the f**k do you get these ideas from?’ And I was like: ‘I don’t know Bee, it was just the way I was born’.”
Wait a minute. Beyonce cusses? We all know how Beyonce gets all her ideas, but I would love to be a fly on the wall in the studio when Gaga comes up with her wacky ideas be they music-wise or fashion-wise. Yes you were born with the gift of song, great vocal ability and melody, but to name your album "Born This Way" as if you have any idea what it's like to be persecuted and discriminated against for your sexuality just doesn't fly well with me. Like I said I love the songs. I think they're very catchy and fun to listen to. But when everything you do is calculated and contrived it makes me want to dive through my television ans punch you in your poker face. I will hold my tongue until I hear the new music. Until then just put out a new record and stop with all the pre-planned bullshit. Also is it just me, or is Gaga becoming Kanye with tits? She acts like if she didn't have a fucking record deal she would call a camera crew, dress up as a meat popsicle and jump off the George Washington bridge. It's not that serious.
So while some of you self-proclaimed "monsters" wait with baited breath for the new Gaga "masterpiece," here is your first listen to the Drew G & Brian Cua Dirty Pop Remix of her new song "Born This Way" aka the "I'm Full of Shit" song which features her vocals from the VMA's.
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