Just when you thought people couldn't think of anything crazier to do, someone always finds a way to take the bigger piece of cake. In a decision worse than Heidi Montag walking into her now-dead plastic surgeon's office and asking to have her body reconstructed to look like a 45-year-old retired and strung out porn star, now comes word that Penio Daskalov, 24, has decided to have a sex change so he can look like a coked out transsexual who likes to come in for drinks at the Cock in the East Village after unsuccessfully putting her pussy up for sale on the Boulevard. His reason behind the change is because he believes by getting "the operation" he can look more like the Queen of the Illuminati and less like a bargain basement Pete Burns.
"I really admire the way she has created herself, so when I've had my operations I won't be quite a man or quite a woman. I've already contacted her management and told them what I am doing and how I'd like to record a duet with her. I've already contacted her management and told them what I am doing and how I'd like to record a duet with her."
Penio has already had a taste of fame after competing on the Bulgarian version of Big Brother and was known for tricking his housemates into believing he was a woman. As of this writing Lady Gaga's camp has not responded to his decision. I was also thinking that if Penio is doing this to have a music career, maybe he needs tolearn from heidi's mistakes. Platic surgery does not guarantee a career in show business where last time I checked required you to have some sort of talent to get by.
Check out some footage below of Penio, who's teeth look like he's been eating rocks:
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