BRANDY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

I know this is going to be the craziest season of Dancing with the Stars, but there's so much stuff on TV on Monday's that's piling up my DVR (90210, Lone Star, The Event, Chase, Chuck, Hawaii 5-0) that I'm going to have to miss out on all the DWTS festivities. Fortunately, the internet always has the performances up in no time, so I can still blog about all the craziness. The Shituation can't dance for shit (which makes me wonder about his moves in the bedroom with all those drunken skanks he often picks up at the club), Bristol Palin is a hot mess, Rick Fox is a straight bore, and The Hoff is just...well The Hoff. My choices to go all the way to the end will be Florence Henderson, Margaret Cho, Brandy, and Jennifer Grey. So without further ado, let's watch Brandy throw on her "Louboutins" and dance for her life.