JOHNNY WEIR 'OUTS' RIVAL EVAN LYSACEK ON CHELSEA LATELY

Like Ricky Martin, how can you really out someone who was never really in? You can't really expect someone who's been around enough faggots (I'm talking about myself here) to think that Evan, who wears more lip grease than a prison bitch likes pussy? What irritates me about EL is that when his guard is down he's about as flaming as Wayman from A Low Down Dirty Shame, but when the red light comes on he transforms into his bruting interpretation of Jason Statham. I still feel the only reason he won those metals wasn't for his talent (and that he is), but because he was willing to play the game, whereas Johnny was himself through and through, confident and unapologetic, which cost him in the long run. See kids, when you can be a corporate bitch, you too can be successful. In the words of Strange, I know a faggot when I see one.