I was so pissed that I missed Monday night's Dancing With the Stars. It rained cats and dogs in NYC, and I have satellite television. So when the weather is shit, my television suffers. That doesn't mean I havent't been keeping track of all the grease being flung on the show. While all the wags are busy trying to focus on all the diva antics by Kate Gosselin, I think they really need to shift the focus to notorious B.I.T.C.H. Nicole Scherzingdlister.
Should we be expecting an All About Eve push-a-bitch-down-backwards moment anytime soon? The word on the street is that while Nicole Scherzinger has done a fabulous job making sure she was the last doll standing in that girl group of singing strippers she was apart of for the last six years, now it seems she's hatching a plan to get rid of the competition she has on DWTS.
Apparently she's jealous because Pam Anderson, the sexy star of Baywatch, Barb Wire, V.I.P. and Stripperella is getting more attention than she is. Go figure!
“She is just fierce to me.” quivers Nicky to MTV. “I’m scared of her, actually. She is the one. I don’t know if I’ll be able to take her down but she’s going to be hot and sizzling. She’s gonna do her thing.”
I will leave the sexy part to Pamela Anderson! Because she’s the hottest chick out there,” she gushed. “For one, I never tried to be sexy or anything — for me the music’s what brings out that sensuality. I’m just gonna be myself.”
What I'm really hoping is that Nicole, who said she was nervous going out there in front of all those people and Evan Lysacek disappear from the show very soon. How the hell is someone who has danced all her life and toured the world, performing for thousands of people scared to be on a live TV show? She's so full of shit. As for Lysacek, I hove no love for some square closet queen who hides behind a smoke screen and can't be who he is because he wants to play the PC game for some Olympic metals. I'd rather be for someone who doesn't apologize for who he is like Johnny Weir than someone who pretends to be something he's not for the sake of fame ond fortune. I hope Evan can sleep at night by playing the boring PC game.
Anyways, coming off the rant, Nicole did a boring waltz with partner Derek Hough, While Pam turned up the heat in a barely there pink number while she and her boobs did a raunchy cha-cha and new DTWS Aussie dancer Damien Whitewood. Also check out Kate Gosselin's hot mess of a performace as well.
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