ABC continues to scrape the bottom of the F list barrel to find any desperate 'celebrity' left to dance for a hip replacement on their tired cometition series. What were the cast of Jersey Shore too busy? Here is a list of confirmed celebriwhores who will be breaking limbs on live TV for the next couple of months. The new season begins March 22nd.
Kate Gosselin - Reality whore with the world's worst hairdo
Pamela Anderson - The oldest looking Hep whore who loves her barely there outfits. She'll fit perfectly on the Dancing with the Dlist stage
Nicole Scherzingermediawhore - The only remaining Pussycat Doll and wannabe Fergie. She does know she will have to work with a partner during the competition
Ochocinco - Wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals
Jake Pavelka - The latest Bachelor (a show I don't care to ever watch)
Shannen Doherty - A bitch who will break your legs in a competition if you glance at her wrong
Aiden Turner - Aiden on All My Children
Neicy Nash - host of Clean House and commentator on The Insider
Erin Andrews - ESPN sportscaster
Evan Licecheck - Olympic gold medalist and Johnny Weir's nemesis
If someone votes of Nicole first, as a way of letting her know that Karma is a bitch, then all will be right with the world. More than likely the sportscaster will be eliminated first because no one has any idea whot the hell she is. Pam will be too much of a trainwreck to see go home first so keep her crazy ass there. 2010 is really shaping up to the the messiest year by far.
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