If you like the smell of dick cheese, molded cigarettes, throw up breath cheap after shave and inflamed tanning grease, then The Situation's cologne is perfect for you. Here is what Page Six is reporting about reality's answer to Don Knotts...
"If you've always wanted to smell like a mix of sweaty locker room, tanning salon and testosterone, 'Jersey Shore' star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino is launching his own cologne, 'The Sitch.' He was bragging about it at Mansion Miami the other night. The Situation -- who hosted a 'best ripped abs' competition and sipped Into2 energy drinks with co-star Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley -- then boasted of his starring role on the MTV show, saying, 'Other than myself and a few others, the rest of the cast were extras.'"
Well he does have a point about the last comment. Snooki, Sitch, and Pauley D were clearly the stand-outs while Ronnie and Sammi made me want to scratch my eyes out with boredom. I love JWOWW, but the only time she was interesting was when she was whipping someone's ass. The best ingredient to being a reality star is to smell your own shit so much that no one else in the world matters but you. So he should call it Eu de Guido instead of The Sitch. Sounds like a venerial disease.
In related news, there's word that the second season of Jersey Shore will not take place in the cheap Seaside Heights digs they shot the first season. MTV is looking to shoot the new season in Miami Beach. In my opinion, it wouldn't be Jersey Shore shotting it in Miami, but I guess MTV is more for pizazz rather than allowingthese kids to be the messes that have made them famous in the first place. Miami Beach would work better if they shot a gay reality series in the vein of Jersey Shore. That way not only would we get hot guys with amazing bodies, but lots of sex, and drama.
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