Thursday, February 25, 2010

TRAILER TRASH - SHOWGIRLS:2.HO



A few months ago I posted a story about a sequel being made of one of my favorite nineties movies Showgirls getting a sequel. Well German filmmaker Marc Vorlander has finished with his 25 million dollar masterpiece and here it is. My critique on this film is summed up with two words: hot tranny mess! Okay that's three, but who's counting? I suck at math. Shouldn't they have just made a version with gay guys and called it Boylesque or something? Gay guys shaking their ass for a title and cutting a bitch for the number one spot would have been so much more entertaining. If Sharon Stone couldn't spring the limpest dick to life with Basic Instinct 2, what makes you think a sequel to Showgirls would fare better? Anyways, check out the trailer for Showgirls: The Return.

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Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
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  • Blade
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  • Die Hard
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  • Eating Out
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  • First Blood
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