One of my favorite vulgar comics Joan Rivers did an interview with Closer magazine when she started ranting about another whore pit viper on her shit list. Here is what she had to say about Futbol sensation David Beckham's beard:
"Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day. Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar.
And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class. I dislike Victoria Beckham. The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say, 'Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.' The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing."
This is why I love me some Joan. She and I are cut from the same cloth as far as calling out people on their shit. Don't hold your breath for a response from Vicky B. She's too busy frowning upon the disenfranchised and working her Mexican minions to the bone to contruct her latest tired fashion designs.
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