This is why I love me some Chelsea. She's never afraid to say how she feels, and doesn't give a damn if big celebrities, who often prefer hosts to kiss their ass don't ever come on her show. Her humor is much like mine. She's an insult comic and her jokes fall way on the bitter side. She goes for the juggular, and I love that in my comedy. Earlier this week Chelsea talked about Beyonce's weak ass performance on the Grammy's, where she swagger-jacked Tina Turner, ruined an Alanis Morrisette classic, and screeched through one of the weakest songs off her album, 'I Am...Not Sasha Fierce!'
Surely after her rant on Beyonce's weak performance, disciples of Beyonce (read:tired faggots with no life who have nothing else to do but wave their hand around like they're hailing a taxi at the club every week)flooded Chelsea's Twitter page and even sent her death threats? Is this what it's come to people? It's not that serious. I can't believe it's come to a point where we have to make threats and call people personal names (as if you know what they do in or outside their bedroom. Here is what one angry Tweeter wrote:
ChElSea Uz a DuMb sLuT dA QwEeeN BeYzuS iZ DaT MuthAFuCkiN BiTc! ShE GotT a MilLi GrAmmIeS noW! YoU MaD? HaiL dA KwEeeN BEYSUS! A StAnPeDe is ComIn ho we ArE dA SmArTst faNz Ne BiTch CouLd HaVe n yOu RnT shiT! dA NuMba 1 ChiCk is SaShA FeerCE NO PaSzEngAz on hA PlaYne n DaT meAnZ LesBiAns lyKe u!
If you sucked the right dicks and played it safe throughout your career like Beyonce has, you'd win a million Grammy's too. people don't realize all the bullshit and politics that go behind the scenes of the Grammy's. I think before people start accusing folks of jealousy, they need to do their homework and find out who is voting for these celebrities to win Grammy's. Besides, Beyonce's not crying over Chelsea coming for her. Why should you? Is she cutting you a check? Are you bluffin' her muffin when Jay Z's not around? Below is Chelsea coming for the twatter who came for her through a unreadable text. I feel like I need to play Soduku in order to figure out what the hell that tweet says.
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