Thursday, January 14, 2010

MATERIAL BOY CLAIMS MADONNA IS HIS MOTHER

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I'm surprised Madonna fanatic Madiva didn't think of this earlier. In the following trailer for Material Boy, a guy claims that on Christmas Eve in 1973, Madonna, who was 15 at the time pushed him out of her cooch, put him in a basket and sent him down the river to be raised by Kryptonian Egyptians. He also likes to hitchhike in the nude. How long before Madonna comes after his ass with a cease and desist order? If all this turns out to be true (which I doubt it will), at least Jesus will have a new playmate and can stop driving David and Mercy crazy.

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