Lawd, I thought I'd seen it all and then this came along. not only am I gagging at the sight of Madonna looking like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, but I'm also gagging at the sight of Jesus Luz's pickle. The damn thing looks like it got stuck in a meat grinder (aka Madonna's mouth). She is the master of dicks. Hell, with all the men she has been with, she has a PHD in dick-o-lo-gy. Madonna would never settle for a dick that looked like roadkill. All I have to say is on behalf of Jesus' peen, Channing Tatum's broiled brisket has nothing to worry about.
As for Madonna's face, I could see why she immediately took to the botox needle. I'm sure as soon as she got a glimpse of her face looking like the crack of the grinch's ass, she immediately asked her professional photoshopper for the Demi Moore special. If that's what 51 looks like, please do not take me there. I can hear her cover song now can't read my/can't read my/no you can't read my vagina face/it sucks up everybody.
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