Tuesday, June 30, 2009

DON'T FUCK WITH STEVE RYAN

Reporter Steve Ryan loses his shit and pushes a pedestrian (most likely drunk) after he kept aggressively getting into his shot while reporting about Michael Jackson. I now know that if i ever go to vegas and I get in his eyeline, i know who not to fuck with.

JOE JACKSON SHOULD WIN THE FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD

Ugh! Why can't he just go away like Paris Hilton, Speidi and herpes? While at a press conference with (another media whore) Al Sharpton today, Joe Jackson once again used the time to promote his stupid ass record company. he really has no shame in what he does and i have to say I was glad to hear that Michael cut his greedy whoremongering ass out of his will. All the hell Joe put his children through he doesn't deserve the jizz off of the infamous Monica Lewinsky dress. Check out the video below:



P.S. It's good to know that Michael was loved in every country in the United States, since the U.S. is a country within itself. What did Joe only make it to the fourth grade?

MIMI GIVING YOU THUG REALNESS

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If you're wondering who this hot piece of homothug ass is feasting before your very eyes, this isn't some dude who will hit it from the back with his Timbs on at an underground sex party in Harlem. This is really the Queen of butterflies and unicorns herself....MIMI!!!

Mimi got her boy drag on as an Eminem-type for her new video Obsessed. You know, because according to her Eminem is obsessed with Mimi. Or maybe she's obsessed with him. Or both. Who knows and who cares. i'm just hoping the video and the upcoming cd is much better than the first single, which in my opinion is lackluster Mimi. Girl you know you can come with better. It's about that time to leave your ghetto fantasy behind and give your true fans the pop/R&B music we know you're capable of giving. Just a quick thought: I wonder if Mimoo dresses like this when shewas banging DaBrat back in the day and while she's wearing out Nick Cannon's yes yes hole with the twelve-inch unicorn horn shaped hello Kitty strap-on she keeps in a pink glittered glove box?

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Here's a much glammed up photo of Mimi while shooting her video outside of The Plaza hotel in NYC today.

SACHA BARON COHEN GIVING YOU SASHA FIERCENESS AT BRUNO PREMIERE

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Sacha Baron Cohen (dressed as Bruno) attended the Australian premiere of 'Bruno' held at the State Theatre in Sydney. Sacha's look resembled that of a sexy gladiator, or R2-D2, Or Sasha Fierce at the Roman baths. LOL! I'm living for the GaGa-esque direction he's taking with bruno's fashion!!

Sacha even joked on having a relationship with the Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, whom he met on a Aussie talk show the night before. The actor told press at the premiere

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“The reason I’m late is I just had breakfast in bed with Kevin Rudd. That guy is like, uber cute. I thought Obama was, like, the hottest guy in the world until I met Kevin.”

I am living for all the over-the-top craziness! I also cannot wait for the theatrical release of 'Bruno' next week.

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R.I.P. VIBE MAGAZINE

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Light up a spliff and break out the roman candles. The magazine that many of us all loved and hated at times is a wrap like Reynold’s. As a kid Vibe was to the urban comminuty like Rolling Stone is to white folks, so excuse me if I have a Day 26 dramatic cunt moment before the end of the day. Life is just not fair right now.

Vibe, one of the nation’s leading popular music magazines, is closing immediately, a spokeswoman announced today.

Word was broken early this afternoon by the Web site dailyfinance.com and spread to other music and media news sites. The spokeswoman, Tracy Nguyen, said the Vibe staff would be formally notified in a meeting at 2 p.m. She said she did not know how many people would be laid off as a result of the closure.

Vibe’s closure leaves just one large-circulation magazine, The Source, focusing on hip-hop and R&B. The Source has had its own troubles, going through a bankruptcy and emerging under new ownership last year. A rock-focused magazine, Blender, folded last year. I understand the internet pumps out faster news than monthly magazines allow, but if they keep it up there will be no magazines left. R.I.P. Vibe you will be missed.

USHER DEMANDS PATERNITY TEST ON SECOND CHILD

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It seems when you marry someone with the money and the power, things don't seem to go the way you want. From the looks of it, the marriage of Usher and Tameka Foster Raymond is about to get uglier. First Usher filed for divorce without her knowing. Then the divorce attorney she hired wasn't catering to her needs, so she put out a plea to hire another. Now, Usher is seeking a paternity test for their young son 6-month-old Naviyd.

According to the Enquirer, Usher grew suspicious when Tameka announced she was pregnant because well, not that, because he wan't having sex with her.

“The first thing Usher said was, ‘How did this happen?’ - because he was gone a lot, and their sex life was very, very limited,” said a friend of Usher. “People have been telling him that around the time the little boy was conceived, Tameka got together with another man.”

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But Tameka is fighting back. She claims Naviyd is Usher's child and it was Usher who was unfaitful.

“Tameka also insists that Usher is Naviyd’s father. She says that although they weren’t spending much time together, they did get together for one night of passion. And that’s when she got pregnant," the source said.

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The tabloid says Tameka is hell-bent on fighting this divorce to keep what she has; she refuses to go poor.

I'm sure Usher is also willing to pay Maneka good money to keep her comfortable, as well as keep all his secrets under wraps. You know the only time they fucked was when he wanted to make a baby. What Usher should do is check and see if she has womanly parts before he checks the paternity of anything. Everything Usher does is always calculated and for the sake of his career. As for that paternity test, why pay big money for it when you can do one episode of Maury and get it in less than an hour?

BETTY WHITE THROWS GREASE AT PETA

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The ever so fierce Betty White did an interview with the Canadian media yesterday, where she spilled the T on the folks over at PETA over their scare tactics and misinformation. if you remember, Betty White once starred in an anti-fur PSA for PETA. She also sent Vogue editor-at-large Andre Leon Talley a letter asking him to stop wearing fur.

White has been active with animal organizations for more than 40 years. The Denver-based Morris Animal Foundation funds "humane" studies dealing with the health problems of dogs, cats, horses, zoo animals and wild life. "I've also been with the Los Angeles Zoo for 41 years. Life is divided in absolute half. Half is my show business work and half is my animal work."

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But she is not an "animal rights activist" - "health and welfare, that's all I'm interested in" - and she is critical of militant bodies like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).

"They play dirty. They not only give misinformation but disinformation . . . . They won't listen, and it infuriates me. I'm sure they love animals but they should find out the facts."

PEPA & CHILLI TO GET THEIR OWN SHOWS

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VH1 is giving two '90s female hip-hop icons, Sandra (Pepa) Denton of Salt-N-Pepa and Rozonda (Chilli) Thomas of TLC, their own reality shows.

The as-yet-untitled Pepa project will follow the former rapper as she looks for love after four years of self-imposed celibacy. Pepa and three of her closest female friends, who are also single, will meet for brunch every week to discuss the highs and lows of the past seven days.

Chilli's series, which is also untitled so far, will show its star, a single mother, enlisting Brooklyn relationship expert Tionna Smalls to help her find a long-term relationship.

Both series are set to premiere next year.

I've been hearing rumblings for quite a while about a reality show starring Chilli, and i really liked the Salt & Pepa Show that came on VH1 last year. I really thought I'd see a season 2 of that show, but it seems to be that it's not going to happen. I'm just glad to see VH1 showing plenty of love to musical artists I grew up with. Let's just hope these ladies can be just as successful as New York (if not bigger).

SIMON COWELL OFFERED $144 MILLION TO STAY WITH AMERICAN IDOL

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Everyone loves to hate Simon Cowell (because he speaks the truth), now here's one more reason to add to that running list.

He made $36 million last year as judge of American Idol and when his contract expires next May, Fox is willing to pay up to $144 million to keep him on the top-rated show. And since American idol is their cash cow you know they'll be willing to pay him anything to keep him on the show. I just love how these network folks are cutting scripted shows and hollering recession, but they can come up with this huge amount of money to keep him on the show. Simon already has ten many things on his plate, and I'm sorry I really feel the pagentry cheesefest that is AI needs to be put out to pasture.

WTF??? MICHAEL JACKSON FANS COMMIT SUICIDE

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I know many fans (including myself) are still in shock about the untimely death of Michael Jackson, but I really think people have lost their damn mind. Word on the street is that devastated Michael Jackson fanatics have committed suicide because of the superstar's death, according to the singer's biggest online fan club.

As of this writing, 13 people have taken their own lives.

"I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life, Gary Taylor, who runs MJJcommunity.com, said. "It is a serious situation that these people are going through but Michael Jackson would never want this. He would want them to live."

A young Tunisian girl took her life, too.

"She spent the day in her bedroom watching Jackson videos and later swallowed a large amount of tablets' reports the Barcelona Reporter.

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Another Russian fan Pável Talaláyev was found bleeding heavily at his home in Moscow just hours after it was announced that Michael had died. (An ambulance crew found him in time on Friday and managed to save his life.)

I know people are upset that their idol is gone, but taking your own life is never the answer. If you need help, please call National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255).

In other MJ news, Michael Jackson's body will return to his Neverland Ranch on Thursday morning for a public viewing Friday, reports CNN.

A private memorial service is scheduled for Sunday.

JUELZ SANTANA FEELS JAY-Z PULLED A SUCKA MOVE

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After the BET Awards on Sunday, rumors erupted all over the blogosphere that Jay-Z refused to perform if Chris Brown also hit the stage. Well shortly after that bit of juice spilled out, the rap community has decided to put in their two sense. Skull Gang leader Juelz Santana weighed in on the situation “I take nothin away from Jay-Z,” he wrote on his Twitter. “I dont wanna sound like a Hater but his swagger was on Zero yesterday. & i just heard thru the grape vine that Jay-Z said he would not Perform if Chris Brown was gonna perform.. SMH Sucker Move I woulda rather seen Chris Brown come out & do his tribute to [Michael Jackson]. It woulda been the 1st time he Performed since ? I know he woulda Killed it.” Juelz went on to further bad mouth Jigga. “ok Tweople. Yall do the Math. MJ just died the show as a Tribute to MJ. so not only does he say he down want chris to perform & do what would of been probably the best MJ tribute, but he coulda atleast did H-to tha IZOO cuz it has the MJ beat and Put MJ’s name in it.”

I don't understand why they just can't do a separate tribute show dedicated to MJ instead of throwing some mess together at the last minute at the BET awards just so they can boost ratings? If he means as much to the industry as man celebrities claim, then why not put a two hour event together where all the male musicians he has inspired to become entertainers take on his most prized hits. It would make for a great fundraiser and the money could go to his children.

MASE'S UNNECESSARY RETURN TO THE HIP HOP GAME

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After a new remix of Drake’s “Best I Ever Had” hit the net yesterday featuring non-other than Mase, rumors started that the rapper/pastor was coming back to the music game. Mase called into DJ Self’s radio show and said his return was inspired by the death of Michael Jackson. “I’m just excited man,” Mase said in an interview. “I’m excited. Mike passed away, it just lit the fire up under me, made me wanna go to the studio and do something. So I asked my little nephew, ‘Who is the hottest thing out there?’ He said Drake and I said I got to see what record he got and when I listened to it I said ‘Okay, I’ma jump on the joint.’” Mase went on to give shout outs to his long time affiliates. “And I called Suge up and he was like, ‘Please let me get that record, please let me get that record.’ So I said ‘Who you gonna give it to?’ And he said you gotta give that to DJ Self. [laughs] If you play it, [you'll get more records from me.] If you play it, you know I stay with a couple things under my sleeve, I just need some place to play ‘em. Big shout-outs to Diddy, shout-outs to 50[Cent], big shout-outs to the whole Harlem, Cam, Jim and all them.” Ugh! shout outs are so HOT 97 five years ago. Anyways, check out the track below:

OFFICIAL VIDEO: ROYKSOPP FT. ROBYN - THE GIRL AND THE ROBOT

About a month ago, I posted the video from Royksopp's cd, Junior called The Girl and The Robot with my girl Robyn on vocals. It was video taken from scenes of the classic film metropolis. now the official video has been released and not only is this song amazing (can't promote it enough), but Robyn looks beyond fabulous. I'm really hoping like Kylie, Royksopp makes my dreams come true and tours the States with this record. I'd also like to see them collaborate with Robyn on her next cd. She definitely has a place in the dance community (if anyone of you has purchased her amazing cd, "Robyn." Check out the video and make sure you go out and purchase the latest cd from Royksopp.

NEW VIDEO: Q BOY FT. SHE - COMING OUT 2 PLAY

One of my favorite openly gay hip hop stars from across the pond Q Boy is back with a brand new single and video featuring Brooklyn's own She (of popular lesbian group Goddes and She). What I'm loving about Q Boy is not only is he amazing live, but his brand new cd "Moxie" is his most polished yet. I'm just so glad that finally there are some out artists who's music and lyrics are starting to compete in the big leagues with more mainstream hip hop stars. Check out the video below and add him on www.myspace.com/qboymusic where you can hear more new tracks, www.youtube.com/qboymusic and www.qboy.co.uk

NEW MUSIC: LETOYA LUCKETT - SHE AIN'T GOT & NOT ANYMORE



I happened to catch LeToya presenting at the BET awards with Chaka Khan, and I was wondering musically what she's been up to? Well with the debut of her new video, "She Ain't Got," now I know. Cute track, but reminds me a bit of Beyonce (something I'm sure she wouldn't like to be compared to musically right now).



2009 BROADWAY BARES: EQUITY FIGHTS AIDS

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Two weeks ago, Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS held their annual Broadway Bares event. I always love when the sexy theater actors take it all off and give all the same sex love they can muster for a good cause. Glad to hear that once again Broadway Bares was a HUGE success, raising $808,819! Leyt's make it to 1 million next year guys. Check out this amazing behind the scenes video below:

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Monday, June 29, 2009

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ADAM LAMBERT TALKS OT REALITY ROCKS

Check it out. Also have to mention the article Adam did for Rolling Stone was amazing. Didn't realize we had so much in common as far as our spiritual journey goes. I've officially become more of a devout Glamberciple

ANDERSON COOPER'S FONDEST MJ MEMORY

Talks about the time they hung out at Studio 54. Yes Andy was a baby then, but when you have a mother like Gloria Vanderbilt, you can pretty much get into anywhere you want. We also have to remember Janet was a baby when she partied there as well.


AND THE PHOTOSHOP AWARD GOES TO...

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Madonna's latest ad for Louis Vuitton. I must say I'm at a lost for words. All I have to say is it live, or is it Memorex? Whomever got their hands on this pic in the lab get's points for working the hell out of Photoshop.

ROSIE O' DONNELL TO HOST OWN RADIO SHOW

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Rosie O’Donnell is returning to what she does best — entertaining! The 47-year-old’s TV show didn’t work out, so Rosie will be trying a different medium — radio!

Rosie Radio is a new two-hour morning talk show for Sirius XM Radio that will launch in the fall and air Monday through Friday.

“After I did [Howard Stern's Sirius XM show earlier this year], they called and asked if I was interested,” Rosie said. “I don’t really listen to radio, so I started thinking about it and listening. I asked if they could possibly do it at my house because that would really make it convenient for me with four kids, and they said yes, so I was like, ‘Wow. Let’s try that.’”

Everyone's getting their own radio show except me. I' not bitter, though. I love Rosie. She's a hell of alot entertaining than boring ass Whoopi is on The View. WILL YOU TUNE INTO Rosie’s new radio show?

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Grace Jones Hula Hoops While Performing 'Slave to the Rhythm'

Now this shit right here takes talent. Check out this performance of Grace Jones performing Slave to the Rhythm with a hula hoop throughout the entire performance. let's see Beyonce try that.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR SPEAKS OUT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON

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Shortly after hearing about MJ's death, Elizabeth Taylor issued a statement regarding her best friend.

"My heart ... my mind ... are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can't imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together. I was packing up my clothes to go to London for his opening when I heard the news. I still can't believe it. I don't want to believe it. It can't be so. He will live in my heart forever but it's not enough. My life feels so empty. I don't think anyone knew how much we loved each other. The purest most giving love I've ever known. Oh God! I'm going to miss him. I can't yet imagine life without him. But I guess with God's help ... I'll learn. I keep looking at the photo he gave me of himself, which says, 'To my true love Elizabeth, I love you forever.' And, I will love HIM forever."

So sad.

FILIPINO PRISONERS PAY TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

I always love when these prisoners go all out with the amazing performnces they do while passing the time in the clink. When they got word of MJ's death, they immediately stopped pouring dick butter on each other during their shower break to put together an amazing tribute performance for the king of pop. Check it out below:

CHRIS BROWN MJ TRIBUTE WAS DENIED

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Chris Brown wanted to pay tribute to Michael Jackson during the BET Awards and was D-E-N-I-E-D.

Who played a major part in preventing it from happening? Jay Z!

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The network execs also wanted no part of Brown because they feared his involvement would TRUMP the actual tribute. So they wouldn't allow him on stage.

Rumor has it Chris' team was working (begging) until the very end when his performance was supposed to begin. No one budged. INSTEAD, Jay Z performed and took his time slot.

It was said to have originally been determined that Chris Brown, Usher, Neyo, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Jay-Z and Dream would all be an active part of the Michael Jackson Tribute. But the latest word is Chris Brown has been denied!!!!

Word backstage from all the celebrities and producers is that Chris Brown and his handlers literally begged the BET execs to reconsider. Insiders say, “Michael Jackson is/was Chris’ idol and this tribute means the world to him.” Head honchos fear a backlash if they allow Chris to perform since emotions are still so strong about the Rihanna assault incident. They don’t want Chris’ drama to overshadow the networks Michael Jackson tribute.

The picture above is of one of Chris Brown's background dancers.

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As I stated in my review of the BET Awards, I don't think Jay Z should have control over who performs where, just because RiRi is someone you've mentored in this business. Now what really bothered me is how can they keep Chris Brown out of the BET awards, but Don Cornelious can show his woman-beating ass on the premises? i love how you negroes pick and choose who you let on your stage. What do you guys think?

NEW VIDEO: COBRA STARSHIP FT. LEIGHTON MEESTER - GOOD BOYS GO BAD

The Gossip Girl actress and aspiring singer makes her music debut in Cobra Starship's new video. The vid was directed by Kai Regan and shot on Sunday, May 3 in New York City. Check it out below:

NEW MUSIC: AMBER - 'I DON'T BELIEVE IN HATE (DROP DROP)

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Ever since One More Night hit dance clubs back in the day, I have been a follower of dance diva Amber. After a long hiatus, Amber is back with a brand new track, which will be released on July 21.

The thing that made me gag was that she found the songwriter of the track on MySpace! Amber, you are one of my MySpace friends as well. I'm a songwriter also, so if you're looking to collaborate, definitely hit me up with a message.

New Music: Amerie - Why R U (2009)

Love ya Amerie, but when is the new cd coming out?

WHITNEY HOUSTON: I DIDN'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH



Just wanted to give a shout to all the amazing people I ran into at the NYC gay pride extravaganza and the tons of fans who continue to show love to this here blog. I will get those pride pics up as soon as I can. Fun was had by all and I did do plenty of celebrating, if you know what I'm saying, and i think you do. Last night also marks the yearly event the hottest DJ's in gay clubland perform at Roseland Ballroom's Pride Extravaganza. One of my favorite DJ's Peter Rauhofer, the master of the thumpa thumpa brought DOWN the house when he premiered his remix to Whitney Houston's new track 'I Didn't Know My Own Strength' to a room of shirtless boys. Not one to make predictions, but I have a strange feeling this will be the biggest remix since "It's Not Right (But it's Okay).

JOE JACKSON'S WAY TO THE LEFT INTERVIEW ABOUT MJ



Joe Jackson, father (and slave driver) of the late Michael Jackson, walked the red carpet at last night's BET Awards.

He stopped to talk to CNN's Don Lemon. Good. But, we are thinking he should of kept on walking because this interview is part uncomfortable, part comedy.

Everyone wants to know how he and the family are dealing with the sudden loss of his son. So, instead of telling us, Joe brought his publicist into the the shot to read his statement about how he and his family are coping. Weird.

But the hilarity doesn't end there. He also brought his attorney into the fray to add his two cents. And oh, lets not forget: Joe Jackson took the time to plug his new record label. And he brought his business partner into the interview too.

I know we all deal with grief in differently. I ain't never see someone use their grief in this kind of way before.

PRINCESS RIRI'S DAD WANTS CHRIS BROWN IN JAIL

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Rihanna's father, Ronald Fenty, is furious an Los Angeles judge failed to imprison Chris Brown over the attack of his daughter - insisting justice has yet to be served.

After pleading guilty to beating Rihanna, Chris will serve six months of hard labor, complete five years of probation and enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. Ronald Fenty doesn't think that's enough.

"He should be in jail. Chris should have been sent to jail for what he did to my girl. He's got off lightly. Chris put her through hell, she's just relieved it's all over."

TRAILER TRASH: SKANK ROBBERS



While watching the BET Awards last night, I actually thought this trailer was a joke made for Saturday Night Live or In Living Color and shit. Only thing is, SNL's season ended a few weeks ago, and In Living Color hasn't been on TV in years. I have to say I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this trailer. Sheneneh Jenkins and Wanda Reid in the same movie? Who would have thunk it?

DEBBIE ROWE CLAIMS MICHAEL IS NOT THE FATHER OF HER KIDS

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This right here is something made for sweeps week at Maury Povich. Word on the street is that Michael Jackson's ex-wife has confessed the late star is not the biological father of their two children, according to a news report.

Debbie Rowe, the mother of Prince, 12, and Paris, 11, has spoken of her "sham marriage" to Jackson in her first public interview with British tabloid newspaper News of the World.

Debbie, who married Michael at the Sheraton Hotel Sydney in November 1996, said she was artificially inseminated by an anonymous donor and likened herself to one of the thoroughbred mares she now keeps on her California ranch.

"I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm," she said. "I got paid for it, and I've moved on. I know I will never see my children again."

Debbie revealed she and Michael never had sex and did not share a bed during their three year marriage, describing the union only as a friendship.

Prince and Paris now face an uncertain future, effectively orphaned, although they and their younger brother Prince Michael II - born to an anonymous surrogate mother - were reported to be in the care of Jackson's 79-year-old mother Katherine at the family estate in Los Angeles.

Debbie, who met Michael when she was a receptionist at a Beverly Hills dermatology clinic, where he went for skin treatments, said Michael was lonely and desperately wanted children.

"Michael was divorced, lonely and wanted children. I was the one who said to him, 'I will have your babies'. It was a place in both of our lives when we were both very lonely. We both loved animals. That's how we got talking.

"He started letting me into the treatment rooms, letting me help the doctor with him. He would come in three or four times a week. I started talking to him about his divorce from Lisa Marie (Presley, his first wife).

"I offered him my womb...it was a gift. It was something I did to keep him happy."

No longer bound by a legal agreement following Michael's death, Debbie has revealed Michael had nothing to do with her babies' births.

"I went to the 'office', which is what we called the medical clinic. They impregnated me. It's just like I impregnate my mares for breeding. It was very technical," she said.

"Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred."

However Michael wanted nothing more to do with her after the birth of her second child Paris, which left her unable to have more children.

"The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me," she said.

She reportedly then gave away her parental rights to the children in exchange for a $8.4million payout over nine years.

She said their's was a shotgun wedding.

"He wanted to pretend that we were a family."

She was 37 and pregnant and he was 38. Their best man was an eight-year-old boy.

"We never lived together as a couple. We never had sex. He was on the road, doing his thing.

"He never wanted to live with me. That's why he bought me a house. There was always 'my house' and 'his house', never 'our house'.

"We would jump in bed together and read magazines and watch movies, with all the animals around us before the kids were involved. We used to hang out with each other.

"But that was his life. That's Michael. That was what it was like."

Rowe said she was "never cut out to be a mother".

"I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."

Britain former child acting star Mark Lester, who is godfather to Prince and Paris, has indicated he would be happy to assume guardianship.

However, the Jackson family lawyer Brian Oxman has already indicated that any court decision would probably be made in favor of grandmother Katherine.

P.S. It has come to my attention that the article Debbie did with News of the World DID not happen. Well that's what Debbie's lawyer is screaming. He told Radar Online, "The interview did not occur. The article is a complete fabrication." We shall see how fabricated when the story hits newsstands very soon.

KRIS AVALON'S 2009 BET AWARDS RECAP



While the BET Awards was ghetto as usual, but there were some highlights as well. The show opened with New Edition paying tribute to Michael Jackson. They were a bit pitchy in the beginning, but towards the end they found their voice. I wonder if they had to put crack on the stage like breadcrumbs to get Bobby Brown on stage? The best performances of the night include Ne*Yo, Keri Hilson, Mary Mary, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and Jamie Foxx.





Drake, who performed his hit with Lil Wayne really needs to prove himself. He's getting so much praise right now, the pressure's definitely on. His performance last night was lackluster to say the least. He just sat on a stool and did his rhyme. Did he injure himself or something? That's my only explanation for him sitting while performing. Speaking of Beyonce, her performance of Ave Maria did bring a tear to my eye. It's very rare for the princess of no personality to tug at my black heartstrings but she almost did it. I also liked Keri Hilson's performance, although she should have stopped after she did her little dance to Kanye saying "who's bad/real bad/Michael Jackson."





The moment I heard Michael Jackson passed (and the BET Awards were airing in a few days), I immediately thought about what kind of tribute they were going to put together. I thought they would get all the black artists of the younger and older generation to pay tribute to his classic hits, such as Usher, Omarion, Chris Brown, and Ginuwine. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. i heard Chris brown was supposed to perform last night (which would have been the perfect time for a comeback), but word on the street is that Beyonce (through Matthew, I'm sure) and Jay Z put out the word that if Chris performed last night, they wouldn't perform. It's so nice to see Jay coveting his artist as much as he does RiRi and I love how Bey continues to play the doting wife.



The tribute to the O-Jays brought tears to my eyes (I forgot that Tyrese can saaaang), and it has definitely been a while since we've all seen Tevin Campbell (how you doin?) but the moment that had me gagging was an emotional Janet Jackson (who looked fabulous), made her first public appearance since her brother’s death where she made a brief yet heartfelt speech on behalf of her family, thanking fans for all their love and support. What pissed me off though was Joe Jackson (the original Matthew Knowles), bringing his demonic ass to the BET Awards. We all know the crazy shit you put your son through. This heifer had the NEEEEERVE to get on TV and talk about his upcoming projects rather than keeping his ass home and dealing with his family and helping his children deal with the death of MJ.

THE GAME ,CHRIS BROWN AND USHER PAY TRIBUTE TO MJ

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The Game has teamed up with Chris Brown, Diddy, Polow Da Don, Mario Winans, Usher and Boys II Men to release a new tribute to the late-great Michael Jackson titled “Better On The Other Side” . Released by DJ SKee, the tribute features Diddy introducing Game who raps on the majority of the track. In related news, reports are currently circulating that when the EMT’s arrived at Jackson’s home they wanted to pronounce him dead but his personal doctor would not let them. The doctor in question, Conrad Robert Murray a cardiologist from Houston, is now missing after reports surfaced that he gave Jackson an injection of Demerol before he died, rumors are starting that Jackson took too much morphine. I wonder if Dr. Murray is buddies with the doctor that killed Donda West? They seem to have so much in common.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

CHRISTIAN BALE WON'T DO ANOTHER BATMAN FILM

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Even before recent reports got out (including that infamous audio from the Terminator: Salvation set), Christian Bale doesn't necessarily strike me as the easiest person to work with. So I can't say I'm totally surprised by this decision. After finding out that 'Dark Knight' director, Chris Nolan, wouldn't be back on board for another movie in the Batman franchise, Christian says he's out too.

"Chris is in the mindset that he is unlikely to be able to top what was achieved with Dark Knight," reveals a Hollywood insider. "He has a number of new projects he's working on and Batman is not a priority for him right now. Christian is unlikely to want to do another one without Chris. He feels only he understands the dynamic of the character and so it could well be that there will have to be a new Batman and director if there is to be a third movie."

Hmmm...Chris needs to come back on board for another batman film. he pretty much set the bar on The Dark Knight. Also isn't Christian contractually obligated to play Batman once more? Don't think you'll have an easy time backing out of the huge cash cow Warner Bros. is backing. They're not going to let you go that easy. Just a few months back, we were debating who would play Catwoman and the Riddler (should those be the next villans in the next Batman film), and now we have to think about who would take over for Christian as Batman??? For now I'm going to file this under rumor.

CLASH OF THE VAMPIRES

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Oh how I've come to love Stephen Moyer more and more. In an interview with Marie Claire (via ONTD), Stephen Moyer from True Blood had this to say about Edward Cullen from Twilight: "He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."

Oh, shit. He said "Slim-Fast!" i couldn't agree with you more, Stephen. i couldn't believe (and still haven't gotten over) how terrible twilight as a film was. this is what happens when you let someone like Stephanie Meyer gay up vamipres so not only do they glisten in sunlight like Richard Simmons at fat camp, but you make some big eyed, big headed, overrated english actor fall for an awkward doof bucket like Kristan Stewart who is about to ruin the biopic of Joan jett with the worst lesbian haircut since Kate Gosselin. Ugh! let me stop myself before the Twihards come after me and feed my heart to hottie lycan Taylor Lautner. On second thought...

J.LO'S FASHION LINE HAS BEEN PUT ON HOLD.

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I'm sure PETA will be popping plenty of corks off of champagne bottles after they get wind of this story. Word on the street is that due to poor sales (I'm sure), Jennifer Lopez has decided to halt production of her Sweetface clothing line. Though Lopez was a pioneer in the celebrity clothing business, her hardly storied design career has been turbulent and, well, kind of sad. Try to suppress your shock. In 2001, she launched JLO as one of the first celebrity fashion lines. Remember her shows at New York Fashion Week? Despite the initial hype, the industry didn't take her as a serious designer, and the line never attained the success of, say, Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. label. (Hell, I actually forgot she dabbled in fashion until I heard this amazing news.)

In 2007, Lopez finally decided to close JLO in the U.S. and distribute it only in other countries. But she thought America wanted more apparel by her, so she launched justsweet, which closed after only a few seasons at retail. If you find all this confusing and hard to keep track of, then you understand the main problem with the Lopez brand.

In 2003, Lopez launched Sweetface as an urban-streetwear spinoff to the JLO line. Was that necessary? Probably not. It wasn't long before Sweetface evolved to a high-end contemporary line sold by places like Shopbop.com and Intermix. In 2006, it pulled in $200 million. But that lucre was short-lived.

Lopez's clothing lines seem just as volatile as her image. One day she's Selena, then she's Jenny From the Block, then she's J. Lo, then you're on a red carpet circa 2007 and all the photographers are saying you'd better not dare call her J. Lo or she won't pose for pictures. And then she's having Marc Anthony's babies and getting bangs, all the while not wearing any of the clothes or shoes or jewelry she purportedly designs.

Lopez plans to relaunch Sweetface "in the near future with new messaging points and an entirely new fashion point of view." And if things don't work out that hundred millionth time around, her babies won't go hungry. JLO is still sold in 38 freestanding franchise stores and in 40 countries. But as I have said time and time again, there's no requirement for taste.

SOURCE: ONTD

I really don't understand celebrities doing clothing lines in the first place. There are so many hungry designers coming out of parsons School for Design and FIT that never get a shot because they aren't J.Lo or Lauren Conrad. that's why as much as i despise him, Diddy does work really hard on producing fine product with his Sean john clothing line. maybe it's time for J.Lo to nip those multiple personalities in the bud and come to terms with who she really is. you can't be everything to everybody.

DAVID HASSLEHOFF GETS GAY LOVE SERENADE ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Credit loan officer David Johnson serenaded David Hasselhoff with a tune on the premiere of America's Got Talent last night about spooning and sharing a Speedo with The Hoff.

Said Hasselhoff: "I'm honored and humbled that someone would write a song like that for me. I'm sad that he's a man."

Source: Towleroad

Republican South Carolina Governor Admits to Cheating on His Wife



In the midst of far more important things going on in the world like Jon & Kate getting a divorce, and Speidi being banned from E!, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina decided to jack some important time by holding a press conference today where he admitted that he lied to his staff and wife after he disappeared for 5 days. Apparently his dick was vacationing in his Argentinean mistress' coochie in Buenos Aires!!! Apparently I'm in the wrong business. Polititians are getting more ass than the legal whores in Vegas.

TRAILER TRASH: FINAL DESTINATION 4 (3D)

For all the Final Destination fans (like myself), we all know no one ever cheats death. The trailer for Final Destination 4 (3D) has hit the internet and I have to say I'm looking forward to seeing it. Only issue I'm having is it's being released the same day as Halloween 2. Here's a synopsis of FD4:



On what should have been a fun-filled day at the races, Nick O'Bannon has a horrific premonition in which a bizarre sequence of events causes multiple race cars to crash, sending flaming debris into the stands, brutally killing his friends and causing the upper deck of the stands to collapse on him. When he comes out of this grisly nightmare Nick panics, persuading his girlfriend, Lori, and their friends, Janet and Hunt, to leave... escaping seconds before Nick's frightening vision becomes a terrible reality. Thinking they've cheated death, the group has a new lease on life, but unfortunately for Nick and Lori, it is only the beginning. As his premonitions continue and the crash survivors begin to die one-by-one--in increasingly gruesome ways--Nick must figure out how to cheat death once and for all before he, too, reaches his final destination.

TRICK R TREAT TRAILER & SNEAK PEEK



The DVD of the long-delayed horror film "Trick r Treat" won't be released until this October, but you can get a nine-minute sneak peek into the film below. The full trailer can be seen when you purchase Friday the 13th on DVD (or you can watch it here as well. The highly-anticipated horror film stars Anna Paquin, Quinn Lord, Brian Cox, Leslie Bibb, Dylan Baker, Rochelle Aytes, Moneca Delain, and Lauren Lee Smith.

Kylie Minogue - I Believe In You (Mylo Vocal Mix)



Been in a bit of a Kylie mood lately (I cannot wait to see her at Hammerstaein in October) and one (of many) of my favorite remixes off her Boombox cd is Mylo's mix of "I Believe in You." If you don't have it, go out and get it now. kylie definitely knows her audience and continues to push boundaries in the dance community.

ROYKSOPP - TRICKY TRICKY



I cannot get enough of Royksopp's new cd, Junior. I've got "The Girl and the Robot" as well as "You Don't Have a Clue" in heavy rotation, but today I'm feeling a little "Tricky Tricky." The singer featured is Karin Dreijer Andersson of The Knife. Clearly one of the best dance albums of 2009. Check out another track I felt like posting called Vision One.

HITMAN SEQUEL IS COMING

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IESB reports that 20th Century Fox has hired writer Kyle Ward to write the sequel to 2007's Hitman, which made almost $100 million worldwide.

The first film, based on the video game, was directed by Xavier Gens and stars Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko, Robert Knepper, Ulrich Thomsen and Michael Offei.

Adrian Askarieh, Daniel Alter and Chuck Gordon will return as producers.

Ward wrote the upcoming Bruce Willis-starrer Kane & Lynch and also penned Fiasco Heights for Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes. I actually liked Hitman so hopefully they can do something much cooler with the sequel.

NON-HUMANS HAVE ESCAPED FROM DISTRICT 9



Sony Pictures has released these new viral videos for director Neill Blomkamp's District 9, opening in theaters on August 14. The videos, which feature new footage from the film, talk about how non-humans have escaped from District 9. The clips reminded me of a film I saw as a kid called Starship Troopers, which is a favorite action sci-fi film of mine. It also tells you to visit D-9.com or call 866-666-6001 for more information. There's been a lot of sucky sci-fi movies out lately, and District 9 looks like it will be the movie to break that cycle.



PEREZ HILTON "JACKED THEIR BALLS"

If you have no idea who Hunter and Jessica are, now's the time to check them out. So, when they made a response video to Perez Hilton's beatdown by will.i.am's manager, I just knew it was gonna be epic.

Check it out below:

NO SHIT NEWS: GIRL WITH A GAZILLION STARS ON HER FACE WAS LIE-TELLING

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Remember the teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face as she slept when she'd only asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time - and lied because her father was "furious."

Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said last week she woke up in horror to find her face covered in the stars of various sizes which spread out over the left-hand side of her head.

She went on to blame - and threatened to sue - Rouslan Toumaniantz, the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Now, the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was "fully aware" of what Rouslan was doing.

Kimberley told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them."

Rouslan has always maintained that Kimberley wanted all 56 stars, and initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

He has since withdrawn his offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

Oh come on! We all knew from the beginning this girl was full of shot. Anyone who's ever gotten a tattoo will tell you that you ain't sleeping through the amount of pain the needle drills through your skin when getting a tattoo.

JILL SCOTT SPLITS FROM FIANCEE

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After a year of engagement, Jill Scott has split from fiance Lil John Roberts.

The singer/actress made the announcement to Essence yesterday and also talked about giving birth to two-month-old Jett and the prospect of raising him as a single parent.

Essence: Congrats to you on your new bundle of joy, Jett Hamilton. How has motherhood been treating you?
Jill: Wonderful. I named him after a black gemstone that my makeup artist in Africa had; it was simply called Jet, and I fell in love with it and the name because I thought my beautiful baby is a gem. I truly loved being pregnant and feeling what was going on inside my body and watching it change. It's difficult to recoup but still amazing nonetheless. I would have another one.

So does that mean you had an easy labor of love?
Not at all. I was in labor for 36 hours. After that experience, anytime I have reservations and think I can't do anything I remind myself that I survived the birth of my child (Laughs). Although I didn't scream my baby into this world, the pain continued after he was born for at least three weeks. During labor I felt like I needed to put the fire out. Everybody kept telling me the pain wasn't going to last forever but after 20 hours of it I left the building. I felt like I was on the ceiling looking down at myself like, Dag, girl, you still in labor? I know my experience isn't everyone's but I believe people need to be realistic when sharing their stories about their pregnancies and birth. When he arrived I held him in my arms for about an hour and then went to sleep because I was simply exhausted.

Well, at least your hubby-to-be was there to support. How has he been adjusting to Jett?
Yes, he was there and for a couple of days afterwards while I stayed in hospital, but John and I are no longer together. When you have a baby you're dealing with a lot of emotions and I don't know how much of it had to do with us breaking up, but it happens. We definitely love our son and we are co-parenting and working on being friends. It is what it is. I have a lot of support, so I want for nothing as far as that's concerned. I know some might criticize me or the fact that my son is being raised in a single-parent home, but I wasn't raised in a two-parent home and I had a good relationship with my dad. I have hopes for him and I'm sure his father will do his part as well.

As a mother, what has been the biggest lesson thus far?
My heart and prayers go out to all single moms because it's tough, and I can't imagine any teenager dealing with a baby and all those hormones raging. I can afford to have this child at 37 because I have a support system and I can talk to my girls, Mo'Nique and Erykah [Badu], but I don't understand how any mother does it alone. I don't believe I suffered from postpartum because I didn't feel depressed, but it was jarring and I can understand now how some mothers lose it. What he's taught me is that I thought I was grown and patient but I was neither until now. Even when I hold him and dance with him to his favorite song, Marvin Gaye's "Come Live With Me," and he holds me tighter and then relaxes, I realize that I never knew unconditional love like this before, and I'm looking forward to watching and helping him grow.

THE REAL "T" BEHIND DANIELLE STAUB'S PAST

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"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" co-star Danielle Staub’s may not be telling the complete truth about her past.

She has admitted to be a stripper, changing her name, and chalked her arrest up to being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing else.

But The Smoking Gun has uncovered the truth and it doesn't look good for Danielle:

Staub, once known as Beverly Ann Merrill, was arrested by FBI agents in June 1986 for her role in a kidnapping plot that grew out of a cocaine deal gone bad.

According to documents filed in U.S. District Court in Miami, Merrill and Daniel Aguilar, who distributed narcotics for a Colombian drug family, sought to extort a $25,000 ransom from a man whose son they were holding.

The captive, Carmen Centolella, was blamed by Merrill and Aguilar for the botched drug deal, which cost them a kilo of cocaine worth about $24,000, according to the below criminal complaint. Merrill and Aguilar were arrested after federal agents traced ransom calls they placed to Centolella's father.

Merrill was busted in a Miami apartment in which agents discovered six kilos of cocaine and about $16,000 in cash. In a subsequent indictment, Merrill was charged with eight felonies, including extortion, cocaine possession, and narcotics conspiracy. Prosecutors allege that Merrill placed the first call to Centolella's father and "threatened injury or death" to his son "unless a sum of money was paid."

Facing the possibility of decades in prison, Merrill quickly opted to flip.

In August 1986, she copped to a single felony count and signed a plea agreement pledging to "provide full and complete cooperation" with federal prosecutors and FBI agents. Merrill's plea, the agreement noted, exposed her to a maximum of 20 years in prison. Merrill's decision to snitch out her cohorts resulted in threats allegedly directed at her by Aguilar and his family, prosecutors contended in one motion.

Merrill, who at the time used the alias "Angela Minelli," received one phone call warning, "Angela, your life is at an end, honey," and another from a male caller noting, "I saw you walking your dog--I wouldn't take that kind of risk." The government motion further described Merrill's role in the botched cocaine deal, noting that she "took one of the kilos from Aguilar to Centolella's apartment for testing."

There, she was accosted by four armed men who robbed her of the cocaine. According to an FBI report, when Aguilar was interviewed by agents following his arrest, he stated that "Angela" was the "common link" that put him together with Centolella, the prospective cocaine buyer. Centolella, he said, knew that "Angela had sources that could provide a kilo of cocaine." He later described "Angela" as a friend whose last name he did not know. "She also uses cocaine," he told agents. During a court hearing, FBI Agent Robert Favie testified that Merrill met Aguilar while she was working for an escort service (Aguilar was a customer).

Asked by Aguilar's attorney if he had checked into Merrill's background as a prostitute, Favie replied, "I know that she has told me that she has worked for an escort service, yes."

In November 1986, Merrill was sentenced to five years probation for her extortion conviction (by comparison, Aguilar got 15 years after pleading out to extortion and cocaine possession counts). She was also ordered to participate in a drug treatment program and submit to weekly urinalysis tests during the first six months of her supervision.

Two years after Merrill's sentencing, a substance abuse counselor (who worked in conjunction with Merrill's probation officer) recommended that, "considering the severity of Beverly's drug history and her former drug life style," that her "mandate for drug aftercare be continued." Court files do not indicate how Judge Eugene Spellman, who sentenced Merrill, ruled on this request. In a recent interview with People magazine, Staub claimed records from her criminal case were "sealed" and that she was only charged as an "accessory."

Honaaaaaay, the Real Housewive's reunion last night was off the hook. Can't wait until tomorrow for part two.

SPEIDI HAS BEEN BANNED FROM E!

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There truly is a god. Call me a believer now, although, let's see how long Speidi feels "saved" by the hands of Stephen baldwin (who has a direct connection to "The Lawd" after they hear this. Most of America is sick and tired of the cartoonish clowns that are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag-Pratt including the E! channel.

E! conducted a poll (which was mentioned on last week's Chelsea lately), and after an overwhelming vote, the network has placed a ban on "The Hills" villains.

An estimated 94% of those who responded to an E! poll said they were tired of seeing the couple's "self-promoting press" and wanted the network to stop talking about them. Network officials say they'll no longer cover "the misadventures of Speidi until the pair does something truly newsworthy."

Well it will be a cold day in hell before that happens, so I guess this should be the last we hear of those two idiots...until tired shows that pass for entertainment news like The Insider and Entertainment Tonight decide to yip yap about them. how long before Ryan Gaycrest's gay ass morning show decides to fill my ears with blood by playing Heidi's music?

FRANK THE ENTERTAINER TO GET HIS OWN REALITY SHOW

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Love him or hate him, "The Entertainer", the 30-something loud mouth and foot lover who still lives at home with his parents, from I Love New York 2, I Love Money and I Love Money 2 is getting his own dating reality show which will air where else, on VH1of course. i guess his mexican love affair with Buckwild is over.

Casting will be held in Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Phoenix, Boston, Vegas and the Jersey Shore, NJ.

Hopefuls are asked to e-mail their:
* Name
* Age
* City and state where you live
* Phone number
* Email address
* A recent PHOTO
* A brief bio telling us: 1) Who you are AND 2) Why you would be the perfect girl for "The Entertainer".

Send e-mails to: TheEntertainer@IconicCasting.com

Hey, VH1, instead of giving us tired shows like "Brooke Knows Best" and "Daisy of Love", who looks like Lady GaGa on the worst heroin you can find on East 125th street, as well as recycling contestants from "I Love New York" like 12 Pack for other dating shows, how about you give us a show like "Frenchie of Love" which I'm sure will be much more entertaining than Frank's show. Oh well, anything to get him out of his parent's house I guess.

THROWBACK WEDNESDAY: BRAINSTORM - LOVING IS REALLY MY GAME



I know I'm a bit of a late bloomer with this track (after all, it is older than me), but the first time I heard (and fell in love) with Loving is Really My Game was when Noah and his friends did this song in drag during the first season of Noah's Arc. This song is also from their 1977 album "Stormin'" and is available on the 54 Soundtrack. Gerald Kent, Brainstorm member, has a new CD out available at his Don't you think it's about time it became apart of the Throwback Wednesday family?

P.S. I also posted the Sylvester version as well.

MUSIC VIDEO: LADY GAGA - PAPARAZZI



Lady GaGa took the Michael (when he was black) Jackson route and produced an almost eight minute long mini movie for her amazing track "Paparazzi" off her top selling cd, The Fame. I was supposed to post this video a while back, and for some reason it slipped my mind. me being in a GaGa mood reminded me lol. Very bizarre video but love the choreography in the wheelchair before it transcends to her dancing on crutches with Whitney Houston's headgear from The Bodyguard. Unfortunately, the video and song won't be released in the States, but overseas. Good thing you can watch it here. Also check the making of "Paparazzi" below:

GLAAD asks for a pro-gay disclaimer to be added to Brüno

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The (humorless and censor sensitives whores that make up the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is asking the studio heads behind Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie Brüno to add a “tolerance message” at the end of the film. According to the head (pun intended)bitch of the organization, they fear Cohen’s exaggeratedly stereotypical Austrian gay hairdresser goes “too far”.

GLAAD spokeswhore Rashad Robinson told Eonline.com, “We have very mixed emotions about the movie. Those of us who saw the film agreed that you can’t critique it as a single film because it’s more like 90 minutes of individual sketches. Some are funny and hit their mark but others hit the gay community instead.”

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Universal studio bosses have refused to add the pro-gay message, and kudos for them for not backing down to GLAAD's fuckery. Those assholes have to be just as equally annoying as PETA. And that's saying a lot. A statement was also released from the studio’s press office, saying “Brüno uses provocative comedy to powerfully shed light on the absurdity of many kinds of intolerance and ignorance, including homophobia.”

But Robinson insists, “This movie does not unmask stereotypes… As someone who sat at the back of a focus group audience… I felt they were laughing at us at times.”

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There have been many shows and films as of late that have showcased many ridiculous stereotypes of gays, and as far as I can remember, I don't recall GLAAD lifting a perfectly manicured finger. Or even for some of the ridiculously stereotypical gay shit in Borat. Because this film is centered on a gay character, they want attention brought to them like a Perez Hilton beatdown.

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It just baffles me that the Brits (being that this is a British comedy) have a better sense of humor than us. They're willing to laugh at themselves, as well as make fun of all things ignorant of the world and the people who bask in that ignorance. I love Sacha's style of comedy as well as the twisted sense of humor their shows and films bring. If GLAAD can't get that, then maybe they need to go eat a dick and get a life. or maybe that's the problem. There's not enough dick to go around for the sexually-deprived imbaciles that work in the office.

Get over it...and yourselves. this gay guy isn't offended by Bruno at all. If you want to be offended, spend a day at the NYC Christopher Street Pier or at a New York City fashion school whaer the drama is aplenty and the children are such a mess, they make me geek...and not in a good way. Flamboyant guys exist. The minute we can get all that fake ass straight-acting bullshit out of our heads, and can hold our heads up high and be ourselves, the better off our world will be. There are many colors that make up the rainbow. gays can't all be straight-acting like Ryan Seacrest.

Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies