TRAILER TRASH: DEAD RISING 2

If only actual movie could look this cool. Check out the trailer for Dead Rising 2, where instead of slaying the undead in a mall, you're taking control of Chuck Greene and pushing him through a walking corpse-ridden Las Vegas. Check it out below:

Zemeckis Developing Roger Rabbit Sequel?

MTV caught up with director Robert Zemeckis, who told the site he is interested in revisiting Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We received the following:

Talk of a "Roger Rabbit" sequel has been going on since the film originally hit theaters, but now it appears closer than ever. Speaking to MTV News this week, director Robert Zemeckis confirmed that he's been "buzzing" about bringing his twittery character back to the bigscreen.

"I'll tell you what is buzzing around in my head now that we have the ability—the digital tools, performance capture—I'm starting to think about 'Roger Rabbit,'" he told us.

Source: MTV

Let's just hope it will be a great sequel like Toy Story 2 and not like Ghostbusters 2. Also since we've been so spoiled by 3D technology, will the film be done in 3D instead of the 2D they used in the original film?

TRACKLISTING FOR EMINEM'S RELAPSE CD

As the release date draws near, the list of tracks for Eminem’s upcoming “Relapse” album is now available. Beyond the songs we already know (”We Made You” and “3 AM”, it’s been confirmed that “Crack A Bottle” will also be on the album, although 50 Cent had said it was on his. I believe 50 will be waiting a mighty long time for his cd to come out since it seems Interscope keeps pushing his shit back. With twenty tracks, including four skits, the track list also confirms that the only guests on the album are 50 Cent and Dr Dre. Fan favorites back on Eminem’s album include a new versions of the infamous “Paul” and “Steve Berman” skits. Let's just hope Eminem can be a little more creative than the tired formula showcased in his "We Made You" video.

Eminem - Relapse - Tracklist

01) Dr. West (Skit) 01:29
02) 3am 05:20
03) My Mom 05:20
04) Insane 03:01
05) Bagpipes From Baghdad 04:43
06) Hello 04:08
07) Tonya (Skit) 00:43
08) Same Song & Dance 04:08
09) We Made You 04:30
10) Medicine Ball 03:57
11) Paul (Skit) 00:19
12) Stay Wide Awake 05:20
13) Old Time’s Sake f. Dr. Dre 04:35
14) Must Be The Ganja 04:03
15) Mr. Mathers 00:42
16) Deja Vu 04:43
17) Beautiful 06:32
18) Crack A Bottle f. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent 04:58
19) Steve Berman (Skit) 01:29
20) Underground/Ken Kaniff 06:19

LIL WAYNE IS MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN BARACK OBAMA

Time Magazine recently released their “Worlds Most Influential Person” list and let us tell you, you will be surprised how it turned out. Finalists for the list were chosen through a poll featured on Time’s website and rapper Lil Wayne came in 12th with close to 940,000 votes, probably since most of the voting was done during “Tha Carter III” hype. Weezy beat out “30 Rock” creator/star Tina Fey (15), singer T-Pain (34), “Family Guy” Creator Seth Macfarlane (40), rapper Kanye West (144) and even The President Of The United States Barack Obama who grabbed #37. The number one spot went to Christopher Poole, the founder of 4chan.org, after he received close to 17 miillion votes (which we are sure he was promoting heavily. Other music artists and stars included on the list include M.I.A. (105), Prince (104), and NBA star Kobe Bryant (9).

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LUCAS ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: WALL STREET

No, this is nothing like the Michael Douglas film from the 80's. I'm really liking the direction Michael Lucas is taking with his films, mixing porn with politics (don't they go hand in hand anyway?) I know porn is usually used for j/o purposes, but like really good legitimate films, I really feel porn can be used to make a powerful statement. Check out the trailer below:

LUCAS ENTERTAINMENT STAR ISAIAH FOX TALKS PORN & POLITICS

Isaiah Fox (whom I happen to know so I'm not going to tell you his real name) recently spoke to Mr. Pam on why he decided to get into the porn business and how he feels about NYPD trapping gay men who frequent porn shops and arresting them for prostitution. Check what he has to say, because I really believe these homophobic assholes who have nothing else better to do with their spare time need to pay attention.

TMI ALERT! TORI GIVES US PUBE TALK

This is some nasty shit home made for roundtable talk at The View. Tori recently revealed in her new book about her secret weapon to removing vadge hair while pregnant. This is not something I want in my head thinking about, so if I have to envision it so do the rest of you bitches!

The following excerpt was taken from Tori Spelling's new book Mommywood.

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”

BROMANCE BREWING BETWEEN SIMON REX & LANCE BASS

It turns out that it’s not just half-nekkid Brazilian men and lovely ladies who love Lance Bass … apparently so does Dirt Nasty himself Simon Rex — who was spotted all up on Lance’s biz in West Hollywood, CA over the weekend as the pair filmed some sort of TV pilot together:

Now, I’m not sure what kind of TV series could do these two guys justice but I’m willing to find out. It looks as if Simon was really trying to get under Lance’s skin, it looks as if he even tried to plant a kiss on Lance in that second pic. Lance doesn’t look too happy about any of this … but they do make a cute couple nonetheless. What kind of show do you think these two guys are cooking up together? Would you watch?

Source: Pinkisthenewblog

Does anyone on here remember the Simon Rex X rated videos back when he went under the name Sebastian? Ah, those were the days (and might I add a really big dick he had between his legs). I think it would be perfect if he batted for our team (I'm not so sure Lance could tale all that swizzle stick though).

ISRAELI ARMY SOLDIERS RE-CREATE "WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT"

As much as I oppose most remakes, this is one I don't mind watching hot Israeli army soldiers doing this song over and over. Check it out below:

NICOLE SCHERZINGER NEEDS A REALITY CHECK

Nicole Scherzinger has reportedly oulled a Diana Ross and has decided to quit The Pussycat Dolls in order to focus on her solo career. The 30-year-old fueled speculation that she was leaving the dance troupe after their latest single ‘Jai Ho!’ was released under the name ‘Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger’.

According to reports, the star will leave the chart-topping group after they complete promotion for their latest album Doll Domination.

Okay, can we give this Jai Ho ho a reality check for a second? You are no Beyonce, so you cannot pull off the solo act no matter who is in your cycle or however many times you suck Jimmy Iovine's dick. You tried the solo act last year and failed miserably with three wack assed singles. I think you should stick it out with PCD for as long as you can, because although you are a beautiful chick, you don't have that X factor to get people interested in you as a solo artist. Otherwise, folks would have went out and copped "Her name is Nicole." She's only pulling this Deena Jones act because she was promised that if she put the solo cd on the back burner to do another PCD cd, then she would be able to do the solo thing again. Doll Domination hasn't really been doing well, and that Jai Ho remake is a hot orange alert mess. Good luck on the solo career Nic, because you're definitely going to need it.

BRITNEY'S TAMPON TRIES TO QUIT THE BITCH!

This time, britney's pussy isn't hanging out on stage, but apparently, her tampon string wasn't secure enough in her celebrity death trap.Next time, along with your daily exercise routine, try doing some keggle exercises. There's no way KFed stretched you out so wide, you can't contain a 2x4 in your love twitter.

HOT MESS ALERT! HOTTIE BUTCHERS AMAZING GRACE

Guuuuurl! if you thought that dude jacking up Beyonce's voice was bad, try listening to this shit. Remember Hottie, the chick who microwaved chicken on Flavor of Love and looked even more of a hot mess on Charm School? Well now she's trying to become a singer by singing Amazing Grace as if she were passing a LARGE kidney stone through her bleach blonde twitter. Listen to this mess with caution below:

CRAIG DAVID DOES UNDERWEAR HOME REPAIR

At his luxury multi-million dollar luxury penthouse at the Mondrian Hotel in Miami Beach, Craig David crawled out from under his rock and proved that he's not above doing a little do-it-yourself home repair.

Wearing nothing but a pair of boxers on the balcony, the British pop singer appeared to be adjusting the jacuzzi and rearranging some potted plants while surveilling his new property. I'd rather watch him adjust something else, but that's just me.

David is reported to have purchased one of the four penthouse Tower Suites for a cool $5 million, which is surprising, since I didn't think Craig had it like that. He's not a huge star in America, although he did have one big hit here back in 2000. Maybe that's why he can get a place here instead of in the UK, where's he's most popular. Word of advise Craig; if you want to draw attention t oyourself, next time fix the jacuzzi naked. At least you'd make it on TMZ.

GRAHAM NORTON BREAKS RIBS AFTER FALLING DOWN BACKWARDS

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THE HATERS COMING FULL FORCE AT SAINT JESUS

I'm sure no one is surprised that everyone who comes in the presence of Masdonna (temporarily or permanent) is automatically guaranteed a boost in their fledgling careers. Except for Guy Richie, who's films got worse the longer he was married to Madonna. So why should Jesus be any different. Ever since he's shacked up with the Queen of pop, there's been a boost in his fledgling modeling career, which has left other competing models with a sour taste in their mouths.

Just last week, Jesus walked the Jeffrey Fashion Cares show in NYC and the other models crucified him with their words! A source told Gatecrasher, “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”



They can hate on big baby Jesus all they want, but he's the one booking jobs and laughing all the way to the bank. Maybe they need to get their hustle on or sit Jesus down for a minute to figure how he managed to nab himself a hot piece piece of broiled chicken gristle. He's about to shoot a campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. And Marc Jacobs even wrote a letter to the US Visa people telling him that Jesus needs to stay in the country to work, because he's important to the fashion industry. Honey, I wouldn't go that far about his importance. I mean he's no Tyson beckford. Hell, he's no Marcus Schenkenberg or Mark Vanderloo. Maybe what Jesus needs to do is talk to Kevin Federline and find out how he can poke a hole in his condom and knock up his prized piece, because we all know this relationship like everything that passes through Madonna's life is simply temporary.

If I were Baby Jesus, I'd quit this modeling thing and focus on getting

JULIA ROBERTS IS MY KIND OF PARTY HO

Whenever ther's a tribute or a fancy event to attend, everyone always has that one person who shows out in front of the audience, giving everyone something to talk about the next day. Unfortunately, no one thought to film it and put it up on YouTube. At last night's tribute to Tom Hanks by the Film Society of Lincoln Center, Julia Roberts became that bitch everyone looks at and snickers for their crazy erratic behavior, but secretly wants to be, dropping more F bombs than Madonna on David Letterman a few years back.

Here's what Julia said at last night's event:

"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita, and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the fuck?"

Julia the went on to talk about Tom's illustrous film career, "I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about! "You in the airport with the accent (she's talking about Terminal)? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same fucking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you."

Before falling off the edge of the stage in a drunken stupor, Julia told the audience, "It's so dark out there, I feel like I’m in space. Thank you, whoever just made it light. J.J. Abrams, are you here?"

Well goddamn, Julia! I think I just got drunk reading this shit. She's officially my kind of girl! I was never really a Julia Roberts fan. I like Sandra Bullock more. i honestly think Sandra plays the American sweetheart role better than Julia ever did, but apparently, Hollywood gravitated toward her more. We need to see Julia out more doing the Paris Hilton I'm-currently-dancing-on-table-tops-like-I'm-having-a-seizure dance with her hair fanned over her face.

HARPER'S ISLAND GET'S PUSHED TO SATURDAYS

The CBS whodunit series Harper's Island is getting kicked to Saturday nights. According to Variety, the show narrowly avoided cancellation because it was still receiving viewer interest. The Thursday night time slot was a killer, also, there are only 13 episodes so the network felt they should play out. Harper's Island will live out its life Saturdays at 9pm.

This show in my opinion ins underrated, and I like the mystery aspect to it. maybe the show isn't doing to well because it's up against another great show called Southland. The same thing I said about that NBC horror anthology series that aired over the summer (the name escapes me right now) I will say about Harper's Island. A concept like this will only work on cable. you can get away with so much more, including upping the ante on sex and violence.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD JOINS TRUE BLOOD

Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson's former flame and co-star of The Wrestler, has signed for two episodes of True Blood. The second season of the HBO series kicks off on June 16th.

According to TV Squad, Wood will play "the Queen of Louisiana, a 400-year-old vampire who rules over the undead residents of the Bayou State." Sookie (Anna Paquin) and the vampire Bill (Stephen Moyer) reportedly embark on a mission to Texas under the Queen's orders in this season.

Wood also starred in Across the Universe, and Thirteen, but is most famous for jacking Dita Von Teese's style to shack up with fellow vampire Marilyn Manson. All I know is, Juse 16th can't get here fast enough. I love and miss me some True Blood, which in my opinion is the best show on TV (besides Southland).

DON JOHNSON BECOMES A PORN DIRECTOR

Don Johnson will play a mustachioed porn director in Born to Be a Star, the Adam Sandler and Jack Giarraputo-produced comedy at Columbia Pictures.

Nick Swardson is starring as a small-town nerd who learns his quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world.

Johnson plays a down-on-his-luck director who discovers Swardson and gives him a shot.

The cast also includes Christina Ricci as Swardson's innocent girlfriend and Stephen Dorff as adult film star Dick Shadow, as well as Edward Herrmann and Tyler Spindel.

Tom Brady is directing from a script co-written by Sandler and Swardson.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter.

It's only fitting Stephen Dorff play a porn star, since he's one of many who is a little man with a HUGE cock. Don't believe me? Check out his sex scene in Shadowboxer.

CHRISTIAN BALE TALKS THIRD BATMAN FILM

Total Film recently talked to Christian Bale about the follow-up to The Dark Knight. Here's an excerpt:

"Will we do a third movie? It's got to be the right story. You can't make something like 'The Dark Knight' and then come out with something disappointing.

"I would like it if people say, 'You'll never make a good third movie.' I say, 'OK, let's make a third movie in that case, let's prove them wrong. But that's just me. The fact is, I have to! I've signed up! Chris doesn't. So I'm in a bit of a fix if he says he doesn't want to!"

“With technology, there’s a balance with everything. In The Dark Knight, the triangulation and the mobile phones, when Batman asks Lucius to use it, Lucius says, ‘After this I will quit. I will not have anything to do with this.’

“It’s like the eavesdropping, the illegal wire tapping going on at the NSA. There are limits… It is technology. But as with anything, it should all be in moderation…”

Before he can start on a third movie, director Chris Nolan is first making the sci-fi action film Inception for Warner Bros. so it may be a while before we see another Batman film.

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AVALON'S REVIEW: ROYKSOPP - JUNIOR

I have to say this Norwegian duo has always managed to make good music from the hypnotic "You Remind Me," and other sexy lush tracks, but I have to say Junior (Astralwerks) is their most commercial record yet. By adding a few female vocalists like Anneli Drecker of Bel Canto, Karin Dreijer Andersson, Lykke Li, and Robyn on the amazing "The Girl and the Robot," they balance pop melodies with straight electronica and ambient dance without compromising their sound. Only enhancing it to greater heights. I will go on the record to say this has to be Royksopp's finest record, and are definitely ready for their crossover success. Other standout tracks include "You Don't Have a Clue," "True to Life" both with Anneli Drecker on vocals, and the awesome opening track "Happy up Here."
Junior is in stores now!

PHARRELL TALKS EXTENSIVE LASER SURGERY

Pharrell Williams’ tattoos were really getting under his skin. The N.E.R.D. singer underwent extensive laser treatment to remove designs which covered both his arms and says that, although it was both painful and pricey, the procedure was completely worth it. But why did he want to get de-inked? Says Williams, “I’m a grown man!”

Honey, you've been a grown man for years, since you're 37 years old. This is why I always say get tattoos that mean something deeply to you instead of inking up your own body just to be cool. I hope Travis Barker doesn't have a sudden revelation like Pharrell and decide to get his removed. Otherwise, he's really fucked!

DMX SAYS HE IS NOT JOINING CELEBRITY REHAB

I actually think this would be a great idea. Maybe those fans he's turned off in the past couple years (like myself) would sympathize with him, as well as gain some new ones by showing his vulnerable side. Rumors circulated that DMX was set to join the cast of the upcoming new season of “Celebrity Rehab” after he is released from jail later this year but now DMX is saying that’s simply not true. DMX’s publicist Pam Pinnock released the following statement about DMX’s involvement in the show…

”Several media outlets have reported that my client Earl Simmons, aka DMX has signed on to appear in VH1’s ‘Celebrity Rehab Reality Show,’” a statement reads. “These reports are false and Mr. Simmons has not greed to appear in any reality show. Mr. Simmons is currently serving a 90 day jail sentence at Tent City Jail in Arizona . He has expressed great appreciation to the overwhelming amount of support he has received from his fans during this difficult time. He would like his fans to know that he is taking this time to focus on his personal as well as spiritual growth, and is looking forward to being released soon.”

Either that, or he's holding out for a show of his own, like that mess he did on BET.

SCOTT STORCH TALKS ABOUT ALMOST LOSING IT ALL TO DRUGS

Producer SCOTT STORCH blew $30 million (£20.7 million) in just three years after becoming hooked on cocaine. The Grammy-winning beatmaker, who has worked with the likes of 50 Cent, Eminem, Lil Wayne and Christina Aguilera, has hit headlines in recent months after missing payments on his Miami, Florida mansions, his luxury cars and child support obligations. Most recently, he pleaded not guilty to grand theft auto after allegedly failing to return a leased Bentley on time. But Storch has finally opened up about his financial woes, blaming his money situation on a devastating drug habit that resulted in him hitting rock bottom. He’s now in recovery after enrolling in a rehabilitation programme and insists he’s back behind the mixing board to focus on his work. Storch tells MTV News, “I’m taking it back to square one (going back into the studio). “I found myself slipping a little bit. I got involved in doing drugs. I had to get myself into recovery. Being in the life that I was living - very fast-moving, option to do anything you want, go anywhere you wanna go - it definitely takes its toll on you, and you lose your concept of reality. I had to get it under control. I had to take it back to the beginning and back to the Hit Factory (studio), where I made a lot of my hits.” Storch reveals he’s now living in a facility where he is monitored by a live-in drug counsellor and has to abide by a curfew. And he has credited music publishers TVT with helping him to make the most of his second chance at success. Storch adds, “Just taking it day by day,” the producer said of his life now. “I haven’t won the war. It’s not like something you can just fix and it’s just gone. Addiction is a disease, and I have to constantly battle it. I feel so much better and have more clarity, especially in the studio. It’s cool. It’s been a really productive period. …With the help of my publisher TVT, I’ve had the chance to …come up with a whole new vibe. I’m very happy right now.”

GINUWINE TALKS GREASE ABOUT R. KELLY

Says what I've ben saying all along about his down-syndrome teen pussy-eating ass! He also talks about the late great R&B princess Aaliyah.

NAS TALKS OF HIS CONTRIBUTION TO HIP HOP

Nas recently talked about his relevance outside of hip-hop and the music game. The Queens rapper recently revealed a new motivation to make more inspirational-based music. Claiming that he’s inspired by his “Untitled” album, Nas talked about his upcoming issues he plans to address while he attended a Broadcast Music Inc event last week. “[The nod] showed that I’m here and my voice is relevant,” Nas said. “It shows my work is appreciated…It tends to scare people and offend them, a record is supposed to do that every once in a while. We have it good here in America, we’re spoiled. We don’t realize that people are poor, don’t have food, no water in this same world we live in. Those are the things I’m concerned with and need to talk about.”

SEARS CHOPS LL COOL J'S CLOTHING LINE

Poor LL Cool J! He has become the latest celebrity who's clothing line has flopped faster than Heidi Montag's music career! A source at the apparel buying department at Sears has exclusively revealed to sources that the LL Cool J clothing line is indeed shutting down due to a lack of sales and forced cutbacks from the Recession. Rumors swirled about the chopation back in February but now it looks like it’s official. The benefit to the consumer though is that Sears is drastically cutting prices of all LL Cool J branded apparel from 50%-75% off to clear all existing in-store inventory. Check the official Sears site to directly purchase. Sears had invested millions in bringing LL in as an official spokesperson which included ad campaigns and in-store merchandising. Unfortunately the Recession took a big hit out of his sales and the label never recovered.

TRAILER TRASH: H2 (HALLOWEEN 2)

Lst week, I showed you guys the bootlegged trailer for H2. now check out the official trailer below:

ARE THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS HEADING DOWN THE SAME ROAD AS DANITY KANE?

The Pussycat Dolls seemed destined for trouble since most recognizable Doll Nicole Scherzinger’s “Whatever U Like” flopped as a single, her long-delayed solo album was tabled and many of its songs popped up on the Dolls’ most recent disc, Doll Domination. Since hitting the road with Britney Spears as the opening act on her Circus tour, the Doll drama has reached new heights. Responding to the fact that the group has begun being billed as the Pussycat Dolls Featuring Nicole Scherzinger, Doll Melody Thornton spoke out during the group’s show in Arizona last week, telling her hometown crowd, “Thank you for supporting me even though I’m not featured! You know what I’m saying?”

Perez Hilton, who first reported on the Arizona incident, has also highlighted a tense radio interview where the ladies admitted to reading online gossip about themselves. “It’s no big deal,” Scherzinger said about her “featured” status on the Dolls’ rendition of Slumdog Millionaire’s “Jai Ho.” “That doesn’t take away from anybody else in the group. That’s my role. I wrote ‘Hush Hush’ as well.”

Source: RollingStone.com

MADONNA WORKING ON NEW TRACKS WITH OAKENFOLD

Madonna, Paul Oakenfold and Guy Oseary were in the studio on Thursday working on new tracks for her upcoming Greatest Hits album, her last on Warner Brothers records which is scheduled for release in September. Madonna, Paul and Guy took turns on Twitter to let fans know what was going on:
paul oakenfold is running around the studio naked.. because i wont put the air on.. its hot in here.. but the music is hotter!!!! -M

hello iconers... dont go to bed without saying your prayers.. -M

come early to the show and lets start the party early.. really looking forward to seeing yall.. and i take requests -Paul O

finally listening to the track!!!.. been waiting and waiting for the right mix.. another great DANCE track.. -guy

Demi Moore also got into the Twitter action suggesting Madonna should open her own account:

are you and m having a little Twitter fun? let's get M her own acct Guyo!!! Start thinking of a good twitername!

Maybe the next thing they should start twittering about is when is M releasing the Sticky & Sweet tour on DVD?

GAY PORN STAR FRANCOIS SAGAT WILL STAR IN SAW VI

So it is possible that you can graduate from porn to the mainstream. One of the hottest European bottoms(and the guy who's ass I'm literally obsessed with) François Sagat will have a speaking role in the latest installment of the Saw horror movie franchise. According to The Sword, the beloved Titan porn star will play a heterosexual drug addict, which means he will most likely have a big death scene, since Jigsaw only punishes those who do not value their life.



This image of a druggy-looking Francois was taken on the Montreal set of Saw last month. The skull-tattooed porn superstar told Titan's Bruce Cam that he had been pursuing the guest role for months, and that he didn't tell anybody about it for fear that everything would fall through. Francois added that "No one knew who I was" on the set. "I loved it! I really hope I get to do another movie.”

Until your spot get's blown up by some shady queen or some evil blogger who will try to do anything to ruin your chances at mainstream success. Congrats on the role, Francois. I hope your transition into film will open other doors for fellow porn stars who want to make the jump (and I don't mean over to The Lair on Here!). I have to admit I was over the entire Saw franchise after the second one (I'm still pissed at Lionsgate's lack of support of other horror films on their roster), but since Francois will be in the film, I will definitely check it out.

NEW MUSIC: PEREZ HILTON - MY PENIS

I can totally see myself wearing a sleeveless bright neon pink hoodie doing runway in the club to this track. Love or hate Perez, he's definitely doing it big with this song, which was produced by Larry Tee. I couldn't help but think of Amanda LePore's "My Pussy" and Princess Superstar's "Licky" as I was listening to this track. Larry betta werk with this track.



Also check out the remix to Amanda's My Pussy remix. I've been pumping the original for so long thought we could use a change.

CHECK OUT THE DEITY WHO MADE BEYONCE SOUND WORSE THAN A HYENA BEING GANG RAPED

Check out the mastermind behind the alteration of Beyonce's vocals. He offers us an inside look at how the process was done. I also love how he brings a sense of realism to live music, since everyone wants nothing but pwerfection in their artists. Might I also add he's GORGEOUS! I'd like to make his voice go up a couple of octaves. Besides, Matthew Knowles only responded because he refuses to let ANYONE mess with his meal ticket. Oh, and Bey will be laughing at herself...once she sees her acting in Obsessed.



Also, check out the video as well as Beyonce's recent appearance last week on Letterman promoting that shitfest called "Obsessed." I'm not going to front. I totally want to see this movie, since you know it will be an even bigger mess than "Showgirls," which is one of my favorite movies osf all time.

NEW VIDEO: GINUWINE - LAST CHANCE

Ginuwine is definitely back with a brand new single from his upcoming new cd, scheduled for release this summer. The video features performances by LisaRaye and Tyrese Gibson.

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Chanel - If You Love Me (Disco Lips Mix)

Chanel delivers a disco-tinged, gospel house cover of Brownstone's 1995 R&B hit. Check it out below:

New Music: Antigone - Promiscuity

I am in love with Antigone. Sexy, sultry vocals over haunting, egdy electro beats. Just how I like my music. I've always been a fan of sultry down tempo music in the vein of Massive Attack and Portishead, but this song goes from slow and sultry to in-your-face sexiness reminiscent of Golfrapp and Roisin Murphy.

CAZWELL and AMANDA LEPORE @ RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL

Check out this behind the scenes look of the True Colors tour with Cyndi Lauper, CAZWELL and AMANDA LEPORE opened the show at RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL.
The following is Rehearsal and preperation film director Francis Legge put together so you can get a sneak peak behind the curtains to see what it takes to put on a show. You may spot a plethora of New York's finest queens, such as Milan, Sahara Davenport, Kitty Hiccups, Laverne Cox, Erika Toure Aviance, Edie and plenty more. Love Amanda's answering machine message in the beginning.

Jipsta "I Want Your Sex" (feat. Kevin Aviance, Jonny Mack, & Jason Tyler

Check out a live performance by local NYC gay rapper Jipsta performing at Splash with Kevin Aviance, Jonny Mack & Jason Tyler

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BEA ARTHUR HAS PASSED AWAY

I was beyond shocked when I heard the news, mainly because I didn't expect something like this to happen to Bea so soon. After all, it wasn't too long ago she was out making appearances and performing in New York. One of things I loved about Bea(besides being my favorite Golden Girl), Yes, I'm sure due to my reputation, you bitches would have thought I was a Blanche girl, Bea didn't give a damn about being a major superstar. She just wanted to get out there and perform. If only there were more celebrities who were out there simply for the craft. A rep for Bea said she died peacefully in her sleeping Saturday morning at home. Bea had cancer, but her rep didn't give any specific details as to the cause of her death. Her personal assistant, Dan Witt, said, "She was a brilliant and witty woman. Bea will always have a special place in my heart." In mine as well.

Yesterday, both Betty White and Rue McClanahan released statements about the passing of their friend.

Betty told ET, "I knew it would hurt, I just didn't know it would hurt this much.. I'm so happy that she received her Lifetime Achievement Award while she was still with us, so she could appreciate that. She was such a big part of my life. I have dearly loved her for a very long time. How lucky I was to know her."

Rue told Radar, "Thirty-seven years ago she showed me how to be very brave in comedy. I'll miss that courage and I'll miss that voice."

Much love and condolensces go out to Bea and her family.

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TRANNY ADMITS AFFAIR WITH GAVIN ROSSDALE

British singer Marilyn reveals he had a five-year affair with Gavin Rossdale, who is now married to Gwen Stefani.

In 1995, Boy George first made the first allegation that Rossdale and Marilyn had a sexual relationship in his biography "Take It Like a Man." At the time, both Rossdale and Marilyn denied the claim saying they were only good friends.

The cross-dressing singer, whose real name is Peter Robinson, now tells In Touch he agreed to deny their affair because of Rossdale’s growing music career.



“He was just becoming successful in America. I agreed to lie against every grain in my body,” Marilyn says. “We were together five years, but it felt like forty.”

Marilyn added Rossdale “was the love of my life.”

Rossdale, the former frontman of Bush, has not commented on the latest claims. He has been married to Stefani for seven years. They have two children, 2-year-old Kingston and 7-month-old Zuma.

Rossdale also has a 20-year-old daughter with Pearl Lowe.

Bow Wow has a tranny lover. Chingy has one, too. Now Gavin. What is going on with all these musicians and their love for tranny's? I could totally see VH1 making a reality show on finding love for a tranny and the men who love them.

NEW DETAILS ON WHITNEY'S COMEBACK SINGLE

Whitney Houston's highly-anticipated seventh studio album is finally taking shape; The first single has been confirmed.

The song's called "I Didn’t Know My Own Strength" which the singer performed at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party last February reports Vibe.com.

Produced by David Foster, it's written by Diane Warren, who has penned literally hundreds of hit records, including Whitney's "I Bow Out" and "I Learned from the Best".

Diane made the official announcement last Friday, saying she wrote the song specifically for Whitney.

“I tried to get inside her head....Whitney's back. Big time," she says.

While the single has been confirmed, no other information - like the album release date - has been confirmed, however. Word on the street is that it will be out later this year.

DIANA ROSS SLEPT HER WAY TO THE TOP

And this is considered new news? All those who really pay attention to her personal life know how the "LEGENDARY" Miss Ross really get's down. A new book claims Diana Ross brought her kneepads with her to every meeting when she arrived at Motown records in the '60s. She made a beeline for Motown founder's Berry Gordy office and did whatever she needed to do to get ahead.

Mark Ribowsky author of The Supremes: A Saga of Motown Dreams, Success and Betrayal, which publishes this July, writes:

"The Diana Ross few knew outside of the Motown colony was on a fast track to rise to the top from the first day she got to Motown; not incidentally, that was also the first day she knew who[m] she wanted to sleep with to keep up the momentum. That, of course, turned out to be Berry Gordy, but only after" some other in-house romances, the book says. "In no time, Ross would climb beyond [the Supremes] onto the A-list as a solo act, record six more Number 1 songs, and earn millions as well as top billing in two movies."

She got a daughter (Rhonda Ross Kendrick, born in 1971) out of the relationship - so that locked Berry down, for sure, along with her now ex husband, who not only did she give him a couple kids, but didn't he buy her her own island? We all know is wasn't her slobation skills that got her all of the things she's wanted. We've all seen them teeth.

BANK MANAGER CAUGHT HAVING GAY SEX WITH CO WORKER

Remember the male bank manager who was caught by surveillance cameras getting his back blown out by a male teller? Here's the follow-up interview below (this aired two Thursday's ago) on the Wendy Williams Experience

WENDY WILLIAMS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED

If you hadn't heard the crazy interview on Wednesday with her husband Kevin and best bud Charlamange, and, as Wendy anticipated, the radio station bosses were not pleased. As a result, she has been suspended for one week, which the bosses are saying she's "on vacation." The fans may have enjoyed it, but I'm sorry to say, Kevin's annoying ass is not made for radio. Just stay in the background and be her manager, kind of like Matthew Knowles. Seen and not heard. i also thought that after those allegations that he slept with Nicole "former intern" Booker and she filed sexual harrassment charges that he wasn't allowed in the building? Congrats of Charlamagne taking over the morning radio show in Philly.

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IRV GOTTI'S REALITY SHOW RETURNS TO VH1

After a long wait, Murder Inc boss and hip-hop mogul Irv Gotti will return to television with a new show on VH1. The new show titled “Gotties Way 2″ will debut next month and pick up where the last seasons series ended. This season will follow Irv Gotti, his estranged wife Deb and their three children and viewers will see Irv under pressure to keep up with the changes in the music industry while trying to keep his record label alive. The new series, well new season, will also focus on Irv’s wife Deb as she has problems with “arrangement.” Deb also will take steps to gain some independance from Irv in an apparent attempt to take more control of her life.

KANYE PRAISES RICK ROSS' NEW CD

Not one to hold back on his opinion whether you want to hear it or not, Kanye took to his blog to give his opinion on “Deeper Than Rap,” the new album from Rick Ross. Not only did Kanye give Ricky his “highest honor” but he says that it’s an album he can play in his apartment. “Rick’s album is the sh*t!!!!,” Ye wrote in his daily blog. “He made an album I can play in my apartment which is the highest honor I can give any piece of music. TV On The Radio, Pink Floyd and the new Rick Ross album!” In related news, Kanye West recently released two new music videos from his “808s & Heartbreak” album. First up was “Amazin” featuring Young Jeezy followed by an animated video for “Robocop”.

ROBERT RODRIGUEZ REBOOTING PREDATOR SERIES

Robert Rodriguez and 20th Century Fox are giving Predator a facelift in a new film entitled Predators*. Hmm, okay. The announcement came via a news conference today at the Texas-based Troublemaker Studios where Rodriguez was on hand for the signing of a new state film incentive.

"I'm going to be able to shoot my upcoming Machete here, a sci-fi action film called Nervewrackers, a re-boot of the Predator series called Predators, and a couple of smaller movies called Sin City 2 and The Jetsons," he told the press.

That's a whole lotta projects. Who really knows where Predators falls on his list of priorities? If you recall, Rodriguez penned a Predator 3 script some time ago that was discarded because it was "too big."

Source:IESB

*Even though this has been rumored for a few months, first word on the web came down via Blood-Disgusting in January.

HALLOWEEN 2 TRAILER GOT BOOTLEGGED!

Someone took a camera into the theater and filmed the trailer for Rob Zombie's H2. Remember, if you'd prefer to wait, you can check Yahoo! Movies for a better version!

30 DAYS OF NIGHT SEQUEL IN THE WORKS

During the course of the 2008 American Film Market, word on the street is that a sequel to 30 Days of Night, the David Slade film based on the comic by Steve Niles is in the works. The plan was for Niles and Ghost House regular Ben Ketai to pen an adaptation of Dark Days, the direct follow-up graphic novel.

Niles tells MTV that a script for Dark Days is complete and Ghost House is aiming to bring the sequel to life on DVD. "We didn’t hit that magic $100 million, but I had a long talk with Sam," Niles tells the site. "He called me and just said, 'Don't be too quick to judge this direct-to-DVD market, especially with the sci-fi market.'"

In Days, Stella Oleson moves to Los Angeles and writes a book about the events that took place in Barrow, Alaska in an effort to draw the vampires out of hiding so she can seek revenge. Niles penned a third chapter, "Return to Barrow," the he is hopeful will eventually reach the screen, too.

Source: MTV.com

I actually think that's a great idea. That way, instead of waiting for Sarah Michelle Gellar to finally say yes to the Buffy movie, we can get some hot action from Melissa george, who I haven't seen kick ass since her one season stretch on Alias. Only one thing though; who says vampires read?

SHULER DONNER TALKS CONSTANTINE 2

SCI FI Wire talked to X-Men Origins: Wolverine producer Lauren Shuler Donner about the possible Magneto film and asked whether Constantine 2 was still in the cards.

About Magneto, she said: "I don't know. We have a great script. Honestly, we have all been just so focused on getting 'Wolverine' out that we didn't take the time to sit down and explore 'What are the movies we're going to do next within the genre?' We will do that. We will do that. We all want to. 'Magneto' is a fantastic script, and hopefully we'll make it. I don't know."

She added that Constantine 2 is looking "very good. Thinking about it. Looking for a writer."

Source: SciFi WIre

I watched the workprint of Wolverine last night, and while the film was incomplete as far as special effects are concerned, it has a really good story and promise. i will go see the film when it comes out next week. I'm really hoping the bootleg leak doesn't effect Wolverine, since the Magneto film getting made is riding on the success of Wolverine. As for Constantine, I liked the first film, but what I'm hoping for is that since they've laid the groundwork as far as characterization, they can get a little grittier as far as action.

HEROES MAY BE GETTING A SHORTER SEASON

Advertising Age reports that while NBC is moving forward on a fourth season of "Heroes," you can expect fewer episodes.

NBC is expected to trim the number of episodes of its sci-fi drama it airs next season, according to people familiar with the situation, and also run those episodes closer together to avoid interruptions to the story line week by week. The network is considering running 18 to 20 episodes of the series in the [2009-2010] season, those people said, down from 25 this season. I also think after the eighteen episodes next season, they should think about wrapping the series with one more season after that. Heroes is not Law & Order. I can't invest 25 years into a show about ordinary people with extraordinary abilities.

TERRENCE HOWARD PISSED HE WAS REPLACED IN IRON MAN SEQUEL

When news first broke that Terrence Howard would be replaced by Don Cheadle in Iron Man 2 (allegedly because Howard wanted more money), all was silent as to the reason why this switcheroo happened in the first place. Until now. Actor Terrence Howard is not pleased he was replaced in the "Iron Man" sequel over a reported salary dispute.

"Marvel made a choice, and it was a very, very bad choice," the actor tells Parade.com. "They didn't keep their word. They didn't honor my contract."

Howard says producers were being greedy and didn't want to share the wealth with most of the actors who helped the flick gross over $318 million.

"They produced a great bounty with the first one, but they put it all in the storehouse and you were not allowed in," he says. "They did the same thing with Gwyneth Paltrow , from what I've been told."

Howard is also upset that only one actor got a payraise to star in the sequel, while everyone else received afternoon table scraps.

"They did it with everyone but Robert Downey [Jr]," fumes Howard. "One of the things that actors need to do is always stick together: one for all, and all for one."
Even though he's upset, he's not spilling any details from the anticipated sequel.
"I've seen the script, I know what's going to happen -- but I'm not revealing anything. I believe in karma," he says. "When someone does something wrong, you don't have to get them back. Everything right will return the favor for you."
He'll still watch the follow up -- which also stars Scarlett Johansson and Mickey Rourke -- in theaters.

On the flipside, there are no hard feelings between Howard and Cheadle.
"I'm definitely looking forward to seeing the movie. I want to see Don Cheadle become me. No, I want him to do better than me," Howard says. "That's what I really want to see. Don Cheadle was the reason I got 'Crash,' so I have a lot of love for him."

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THROWBACK WEDNESDAY: PHYLLIS HYMAN - YOU KNOW HOW TO LOVE ME

One of the greatest songs ever by Phyllis Hyman.

SLUMDOG CATFIGHT: JAI "CKOKE THAT" HO EDITION

I was at the club last night when I happened to see on tv these Slumdog chicks beating the shit out of each other. I made it as a joke, saying "looks at these slumdog bitches acting a fool," not realising the story was about the slumdog girl who's father tried to sell her. Times must be really hard in Mumbai.

ALEC MAPA AND WILSON CRUZ PRESENT GATHERING STORM

Alec Mapa Wilson Cruz, and others present a more loving take on "The Gathering Storm".

HUGH JACKMAN LOVES JAZZ HANDS

In the latest issue of Parade, Kevin Sessums got into the sexuality rumors with Hugh Jackman.

Said Jackman: “I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not [gay]. But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful. The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because it’s a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others. It’s not a big issue in Australia.”

When Barbara Walters asked him about the ongoing rumors in May, he let his wife answer for him. Jackman had his hand and footprints immortalized this week at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles.

Source: Towleroad.com

SOME BLIND ITEMS, Y'ALL!

1) This celebrity couple’s pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s. It’s still not Nicole Kidman.(Blind Gossip)

Well honey, this blind item reeks of Tomasina Cruise/Stepford Kate. As for the guy, it could be quite a few people. Could be John Travolta. Could be Will Smith. Leaning more towards the latter

2) This action/comedy star has some serious odor issues. On the set of his film which just wrapped, the studio has had to complete redo his trailer - new paint, floors, etc. Apparently the smell of B.O. was strong enough to curl anyone’s nose, and no amount of scrubbing could eradicate it. It’s not Matt Damon…or his BFF Ben for that matter. (BuzzFoto)

Well, Matthew McConaughey is legendary for not wearing deodarent. That Robert Patterson dude from Twatlight has been known to not wash his hair and shit (well that was the rumor). It's all I can think of right now.

3) Could it be that a certain former heartthrob has left his wife for someone of the same sex? Well, there are so many contenders for this one. In the past couple months, three guys on the down low have announced separations. The one we’re talking about, however, is a case of life imitating art since he’s played gay before - notoriously. Of course, this was before his marriage, before he got famous (well, kinda around the same time)…but after he was pushed back into the closet. What goes in, despite good intentions, must eventually come out. And in and out! (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)

I'm going to go with Will Smith on this one

4) Which actor needs to give his nose a break? His coke-heavy ‘model parties’ have already sent him to the hospital once recently, but he can’t stop being host to starlets. (Star Magazine Via Blind Gossip)

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OH GOD MY EARS!

I am geeking over this footage (as well as laughing demonically on the inside). Check out this clip Howard Stern played yesterday which is supposedly the unedited board feed from Beyonce's performance on Today back in November. Honey, when i heard this, all I have to say is this shit beats Britney's horrid singing from the board feed of her last tour. She sounds like she's gargling hyena semen in her mouth as she tries to imagine what it would like to be a boy. If I were a boy I'd cut off my ears.

ADAM LAMBERT'S FAG HAG IS IN DENAIL

I wouldn't be surprised if this dumb clueless bitch is also a Claymate.

LADY GAGA PERFORMS AT THE WHITE PARTY

I prefer GaGa when she performs, than when she talks. Sometimes, it seems she takes herself way too seriously and something stupid always comes out of her mouth. Anyways, here's two videos of her performing at the White Party. The gays do truly love her.

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RUPAUL HOSTING 2ND ANNUAL NEWNOWNEXT AWARDS

My favorite drag queen on the planet, RuPaul, will be hosting the 2009 NewNowNext Awards, which will air on Logo June 13. The second annual pop culture awards show with the LGBT slant will be held at the Hiro Ballroom of the Maritime Hotel in NYC on May 20.

Additional presenters, guests and performers will be announced as they're confirmed. But there are loads of surprises in store. After all, last year's awards featured Lady GaGa's very first television performance, and we all know how her career turned out. I mean Poker Face is the new "Can't Get You Out of my Head."

Be sure to tune in on June 13 to find out who wins the awards for Brink of Fame: Music Artist, Most Guiltiest Pleasure and Best Show You're Not Watching, as well as many more.

Source:NewNowNext.com

KELLY CLARKSON - I DO NOT HOOK UP

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JENNY McCARTHY ON CHELSEA LATELY

As I have stated a gazillion times, I am obsessed with Chelsea Lately. The round table discussions always keep me in stitches, and although sometimes Chelsea doesn't get the greatest celebrity guests, she always makes the interview much more interesting. Check out the round table discussion, where Perez Hilton asked an idiot competing in the Miss USA (does anyone really watch that shit?) pageant what she thought about gay marriage. I thought these dumb bitches weren't paid to think? Also check out the interview Chelsea did with Jenny McCarthy, where they talked about running into Paris Hilton at the A-List awards.

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