Thursday, February 26, 2009

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EXCLUSIVE NEW PIC FROM SET OF H2

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All right Halloween fans. Here is your first look at an exclusive pic from the set of H2 (aka Halloween 2) courtesy of director Rob Zombie. The writer-director began principal photography this week in Georgia with Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane and Malcolm McDowell returning to reprise their roles as Laurie, Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis, respectively.

In case you were wondering, the picture is from a scene where Scout Taylor's Laurie Strode being taken into an operating room presumably after her encounter with Michael at the end of the last Halloween.

Here's what Zombie notes on his MySpace blog:

"Well, we made it through the first three days. Everything is going great. This film is going to blow away my last trip to Haddonfield. Ultra gritty, ultra intense and very real. Here is a sneak peek of Laurie moments after being wheel in to the ER."

I can't fucking wait to see this film now. Dimension Films will release this follow-up to the 2007 remake on August 28th.

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KEVIN WILLIAMSON WORKING ON ANOTHER SCREAM TRILOGY

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An internal document circulated by the William Morris Agency was picked up by Rope of Silicon. Its nature concerned Kevin Williamson's approach to Scream 4...5...oh, and 6. That's right, a new trilogy.

In a nutshell, it announces Williamson's latest deal which will have him penning a new trilogy as well as remaking Curtis Hanson's 1987 thriller The Bedroom Window.

The new Scream trilogy is set up with The Weinstein Company. Wes Craven, is not officially attached to direct, however, if the fee and script are to his liking, he may take on a fourth film.

Source: Rope of Silicon

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TOTAL RECALL REMAKE IS IN THE WORKS

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Neal H. Moritz and his Original Films are in final negotiations to develop and produce for Columbia Pictures a contemporary version of Total Recall, the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi action movie directed by Paul Verhoeven, says The Hollywood Reporter.

The original, based on the Philip K. Dick story "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale," follows a man haunted by a recurring dream of journeying to Mars who buys a literal dream vacation from a company called Rekall Inc., which sells implanted memories. The man comes to believe he is a secret agent and ends up on a Martian colony, where he fights to overthrow a despotic ruler controlling the production of air.

The movie explores one of Dick's favorite topics, reality vs. delusion, as audiences never knew whether or not the story was a dream. Either way, the movie grossed a very real $261 million worldwide.

Calling Dick's story "prescient," Moritz said he hoped the advancements in technology and state-of-the-art visual effects can help tell the "Recall" story in a fresh way.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

Seriously, I was watching Total Recall on DVD a few weeks ago, and I see no reason why it should be remade, although as I was watching it, I was wondering if the very idea crossed the minds of the suits. My favorite parts are with the prostitute with three titties and the fight scene between Sharon Stone and Rachel Ticotin. The film still holds up, and the sets and effects still holds up. yea the fashion was a mess, but hey, it was the nineties. I'm sure Phillip K. Dick has pther short stories that could use the film treatment. Sure the special effects weren't up to what they are today, but the story in the original film was good. It just sickens me that Hollywood folks feel special effects are always the ruler over story. Total Recall does not need to be touched.

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WARNER BROS. HAS RUINED MY DAY!

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OKAY, NOW I'M ROYALLY FUCKING PISSED! HOW CAN YOU TELL? WELL, I'M FUCKING TYPING IN CAPS LIKE KANYE, THAT'S HOW! WARNER BROTHERS HAS DECIDED TO KILL MORE OF MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES BY REMAKING ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE'S OF ALL TIME, THE NEVERENDING STORY. FIRST KATE MOSS WAS SEEN WEARING A FUCKING LUCK DRAGON AROUND HER NECK, AND NOW THIS? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST AIN'T RIGHT.

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ACCORDING TO THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, WARNER BROS. IS PLANNING ON REMAKING THE 80'S CLASSIC THAT CHANGED MY LIFE AS A KID. THE NEVER ENDING STORY GOT ME INTO READING BOOKS AND OPENING UP MY IMAGINATION LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I WANTED TO JUMP THROUGH THAT BOOK SO BAD AND GIVE THE EMPRESS A FUCKING NAME SO WE COULD ALL SAVE FANTASIA. I ALSO WANTED TO BANG ATREYU. HE WAS DEFINITELY A HOT PIECE GROWING UP AS A CONFUSED GAY PEA IN NEW YORK CITY. THAT'S HOW MUCH THE ORIGINAL FILM MEANS TO ME. FUCK THE SEQUEL WITH JONATHAN BRANDIS (MAY HE R.I.P.) THEY ALSO SAID THEY PLAN ON GIVING IT A MODERN TWIST. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? MAKE FALKOR PINK?

I KNOW ONE THING, IF THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THE GOONIES, I'NM MARCHING MY ASS TO L.A. AND WILL STORM THE WARNER BROTHERS STUDIOS AND LIGHT THOSE ASSHOLE SUITS UP LIKE I'M LYDIA HEARST WITH A MACHINE GUN.

CHECK OUT THE NEVERENDING STORY MUSIC VIDEO BELOW:

THIS DUDE SHOULD TRY OUT FOR TOOL ACADEMY 2

They're loud, obnoxious, and think they're GOD's gift to women (and some of you men). Yet, they seem to always bag the hotties who never understand why their man won't change for them. I'll file this video under cute, but stupid. Check out this video of the dancing douchebag below:

ZAC EFRON & VANESSA HUDGENS ARE ENGAGED!

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Either this is a really big rumor, or this is a desperate cry for attention, but word on the street is that Zac Efron allegedly proposed to Vanessa Hudgens last month while the two were in Japan.

"Zac is relieved to be out of the pressure cooker, because Vanessa's mother has been putting serious heat on him to make an honest woman out of her daughter."

Would being an honest woman include leaking pics of your fur burger all over the internet?

"She is old-school and doesn't approve of Vanessa living with Zac without some type of wedding promise.

"Gina already considers Zac a part of the family. So she's happy that he proposed."

Honestly, these two are too young to even be considering marriage, since they're careers are just heating up and they'r only in their early twenties. Yet again, once you get past the velvet ropes of Hollyweird, you tend to grow up way to fast in an industry filled with glitz, glamour, drugs, scandals, illusiins, and mediocrity.

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CATE BLANCHETT REPLACES SIENNA MILLER AS MAID MARIAN

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After Sienna bowed out of the film due to creative differences, the Oscar winner has signed on to replace Miller as Maid Marian. Cate will star in the film titled Nottingham, the big-budgeted reimagining of the Robin Hood story opposite Russell Crowe. Crowe will play the lead, which, depending on how the script turns out, could either be Robin Hood or a reinvented Sheriff of Nottingham. The film is being directed by Ridley Scott.

The $130 million romantic adventure starts production in April in London and will be released in 2010.

DOHERTY'S ENGLISH ROSES FEATURES 30 SECOND MAN ON MAN KISS

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For a second there, I thought the title of Pete Doherty's new single was the final children's book written by Madoodoo. Sadly, my prayers have not been answered. The video for the new single from Pete Doherty's debut solo album Grace/Wastelands, called "Last of the English Roses" is all over the internet, and features a 30-second man-on-man kiss.

I'm surprised the lead singer of Babyshambles and serial rehabber found the time to put together an album, let alone put pen to paper. He's known more for his tabloid antics, destructive relation with Kate Moss, and drug-induced behaviior than for his music. This wouldn't be the first time Pete's expressed his gay side. In 2004, Doherty appeared in a photo shoot by Andrew Kendall in which he swapped rocker spit with his friend and fellow musician Peter Wolfe.

Also in 2005, Doherty said in a biography by Pete Walsh that before he became famous in The Libertines he worked as a gay prostitute and drug dealer to make rent. Said Doherty: "I was working in a bar, selling drugs, working on a building site, writing poetry in the graveyard shift at The King's Head - and I was wanking off old queens for like £20. I remember once being taken back to this mews house in Chelsea, right old f**king badger he was. It was a bit daft actually. As he slept, I locked him in his room, tied a pair of trousers over his head and nicked all these American dollar bills out of his drawer. He's probably still there, with an erection, listening to CLASSIC FM radio."

Source: Towleroad.com

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JOHNNY QUEER GIVES LADY GAGA A RUN FOR HER MONEY

Skater Johnny Weir, who's sexuality is about as sacred as his hand lotion performed to Lady GagMe's Pokerface at a recent VMan magazine launch party. Just don't forget the jazz hands. Check out the video below:

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LEZZIE HOHAN WANTS TO RECORD WITH LILY ALLEN

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Attention whore Lily Allen has reportedly been in talks with BFF Lindsay Lohan about recording an album together. “They’ve discussed making a record together, possibly at a pre-arranged studio, while they’re away on holiday,” a source told The Sun.

“They have been getting on really well and they’re planning a summer escape, along with Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson. They’ve discussed the Bahamas, and are also planning a trip to the Coachella Music Festival in April to see Amy Winehouse perform.”

This cd will wind up where all of Lindsay's records have wound up: The 99 cent discount bin because goodness knows no one's buying that shit!

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RIRI HEALING OLD WOUNDS IN A BIKINI IN MEXICO

Check out this video of Rihanna lounging by the pool in her bikini recovering from her Chris Brown beat down, courtesy of The Insider. Glad to see she's physically looking better. All that's left is to get her mental right.

KRIS AVALON TALKS TOP CHEF FINALE

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TOP CHEF SPOILER ALERT! If you didn't see last night's finale, do not read ahead.

As some of you are aware, Carla lost the title last night to fucking Hosea. How the fuck he managed to stay in the top three, i have no idea. his ass and Leah should have been ousted a long time ago. Part of the challenge was that they were paired up with past contestants who fell a bit short of winning the Top Chef title. Carla was paired up with Carla, who was the only interesting person on that whole damn season. hosea and Fabio spent theentire season trying to beat Stefan, the cocky Danish chef who kept winning most of the quickfire challenges. I really feel that Casey (honestly I couldn't pick that bitch out of a lineup) sabotaged Carla by trying to incorporate as much of her influence into Carla's dish, which in the end took away from Carla making something that said her. Casey's influence was all over the souffle and that damn meat in a Ziploc bag bullshit! Since when is shake and bake considered gourmet cuisine? Bitch been watching too many episodes of 30 minutes or less with Rachael Ray.

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Now comes word that the snake known as Casey has been going on a rampage talking smack about Carla. This bitch went off on Carla to SideDish. Here's what she had to say:

Carla was not prepared and in over her head. The show did not talk about how the first course (crab) took her half of the friggin’ cooking time that day, I was left to work the rest of HER dishes.

She also did not have a plan. The ONLY thing she had in mind was a cheese course! I would NEVER do a cheese course. And where in the hell did french come from!? She is not even classically trained! It (the show) didn’t talk about how I worked on a sauce for 2 days and Carla forgot to put it on the plate… It didn’t show how the 2nd course (fish) was MINE. It didn’t show how she took the sous vide idea and decided to GRILL it last minute causing it to be tough… And it didn’t show how she WANTED to do the souffles which she does not even know how to make! That was HER food, because it certainly was me asking her how she wanted to do this and that while she was busy picking crab the entire time and making a souffle that didn’t rise!

I am done with TC. I did not influence her. She has NO ideas of her own, oh, except a cheese course.

It seems Casey is still bitter that she didn't win Top Chef in whatever season she was in. All I have to say is karma's a bitch and Casey is going to get hers. This bitch deserves to spend the rest of her days working in a soup kitchen in some ghetto-ass community center for sabotaging Carla and having the Top Chef title and winnings go to fucking Hosea. Seriously, TC needs to step up their game of interesting chefs, or I'm giving up this shit for Gordon Ramsay!

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Ooh, how I love me some Mexican boys and all that dark salami.

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I'm probably going to hell for posting this, but who hasn't thought about having sex with a hot priest while cleansing your sins in confession?

K FAG WANTS TO BE THE NEXT MARC JACOBS

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It seems that Kevin Federline is putting Britney's child support money to good use.

Number One celebrity babydaddy is coming out with his own clothing line.

Apparently, a guy by the name of Gerard Guez thinks that this is a good idea. britney sure knows how to pick the crazy company she keeps. K-Fed went to Vegas to check out the Project trade show. i guess he wants everyone to believe his fat ass wasn't going just for the booze and the girls.

He was probably drunk when he said, "It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans"

more than likely, we;ll be finding his latest fashions in the clearance aisle of Goodwill stores everywhere.

CHER PUTS HER TWO CENTS IN ON LADY OCTOPUSSY

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Cher is the latest in a line of people who have no love for the octo-mom

here is what she had to say in a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight,

"I'm so negative against her. She just shouldn't have any of those children as far as I'm concerned. I know that's going to get me in a whole mess of trouble, but I don't know where her mind is. She says the strangest things. I don't think she's doing drugs, but she acts like someone who is not of this world. It's like, 'hello come down to planet earth with the rest of us,'" said Cher to ET.

Damn Cher. Tell us how you really feel.

AUBREY O' DAY WANTS HER OLD JOB BACK

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After all that shit talk on Chelsea Lately, Wendy Williams radio show, and other media outlets, Aubrey O'Day expressed interest in reuniting with Danity Kane saying, "I have so much respect for that situation, if there was ever interest in me coming back … and making music with the girls, I would never say no to something like that."

For all those watching the current season of Making the Band, Aubrey states the obvious. "Well, I was fired and we all saw that. I'm not sure about the other girls — who was invited back or what they were asked to do — but I obviously wouldn't be invited back if I was fired."
Although she's been handed her walking papers from Diddy and is currently working on solo music and TV projects, Auberey stops herself from badmouthing the group, saying, "Danity Kane was a wonderful group, and like all things, nothing is forever. We had a great run and we were very successful."

With the way MTB is spinning it, Diddy wants the girls to reunite, because truth be told, they made him lots of money. Do you really think theres any interest in cornball artists like Day 26, Donnie and Cassie? it's pretty much a wrap for all those artists and their cricket careers. What I'm thinking is that on the season finale, the show will end the same way it did last season. Diddy will have all the girls in the room again, talking about putting another record together. Diddy having a make up session with Aubrey just the way he did when he rehired choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson. In the meantime, we'll just watch and see how it all plays out.

WASN'T HER FACE EVIDENCE ENOUGH???

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Chris Brown court appearance over his alleged fight with girlfriend Rihanna could be postponed so police can gather more evidence, according to the Los Angeles district attorney. Brown was arrested and charged following an alleged attack on the “Umbrella” hitmaker after a pre-Grammys party on Feb. 8. Brown was freed on $50,000 bail following the incident and is facing charges of making criminal threats. He is due in court in L.A. on March 5. for an arraignment hearing, but that date may have to be pushed back, while the police strengthen their case against the star. A statement from Los Angeles district attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison reads, “We don’t have the evidence yet. (Los Angeles police detectives) are still investigating. If (detectives) determine they need more time they’ll set a new date for him (Brown) to come into court. “He only has to come back if and when we file charges.” As far as Rihanna, the New York Daily News reported that the star is enjoying a sunshine break in a private beachside villa in Punta Mita, Mexico.

MASTER P. LAUNCHES MENTORSHIP PROGRAM

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Percy Miller, formerly known as rapper Master P, has been adamant at launching initiatives in inner-city communities over the last several years — with one goal in particular being to raise awareness for education among youth. His latest act of philanthropy came this week when he announced the launch of the P. Miller Mentorship Program, where he will make his life an open book for kids, so they can learn from his past mistakes and triumphs. “I will share how I’ve lived my life with ‘no excuses’ to overcome them. I am open to share knowledge with my music peers, entertainers, athletes and especially young people,” he said of the program.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON SIGNS NINE PICTURE DEAL WITH MARVEL STUDIOS

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There was worry that Samuel L. Jackson would not be playing Nick Fury in Iron Man 2, but turns out he'll be playing the superhero after all.

The reason Sam wasn't going to take on the role was because the Marvel suits were trying to cheap out their actors on a franchise that grossed over half a billion dollars with just one film. Thank god everyone was able to come to an agreement.


Basically, they've come to a BIG agreement. Not only will Samuel L. star in Iron Man 2, Jackson has signed on to play Fury in NINE other Marvel movies, including Captain America, Thor, The Avengers and The Shield.

Talk about showing him the money!

GLOBE CLAIMS OBAMA HAS A SECRET GAY LOVER

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Now this is some straight up bullshit right here! The wags have nothing on Obama, and with the success of gossip blogs, the old school reporters are printing anything to sell their tacky magazines. here is what The Globe is claiming.

PRESIDENT Barack Obama is caught up in a new gay sex and drug scandal - and his loving wife is heartbroken, sources tell GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. Find out all the details of the letter Michelle Obama received from the MAN who claims to be her husband's lover - and how America's devastated First Lady is fighting back against a shocking new tell-all book. Sorry but i don't believe it.

PAULA TAKES BACK SHADY STATEMENT AGAINST KARA

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Paula Abdul recently did an interview with OK! magazine where she told a reporter that adding a fourth judge was a mistake, stating that they tried it in season 2 with Angie Martinez, and it clearly didn't work. Now Kara has released her own statement:

“Paula has a right to her opinions, but I was disappointed by her comments, and hurt that she did not address them to me in person.”

Now after the drama has escalated to a whole new level, Paula's taking back what she said. Before taking to the stage for American Idol's 'live' show on Wednesday, Paula told Entertainment Tonight that her quote to OK! magazine was taken 'out of context'.

It really pisses me off when celebrities come off their Xanax to bitch about other people, yet aren't man (or woman) enough to stand behind what was said.

Says Abdul:

"It is unfortunate that a quote of mine was taken completely out of context today," says Paula. "I was actually referring specifically to the use of 'guest judges' in seasons past, NOT Kara [DioGuardi] or this season. I am thrilled to have her by my side each week on 'American Idol.'"

Paula, now you know what you said wasn't taken out of context. Bitch just mad because her drug-induced antics have taken a backseat thisseason for some fresh meat with some actual talent. truth be told, Angie didn't work because she's so used to kissing celebrity ass on her tired ass radio show. If it were up to me, American idol would have been cancelled three seasons ago. That shit show has way beyond run it's course. Of course, you know Simon's going to use this for all it's worth.

JENNIFER HUDSON TO PERFORM ON FRIDAY'S OPRAH

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Jennifer Hudson will drop by "The Oprah Winfrey Show" later this week.

Hudson will perform her second single, "If This Isn't Love," on the talk show on Friday, it was announced on the singer's Web site earlier today.

It's the latest of several public performances for Hudson, who has been making the comeback rounds after the tragedy in her private life.

Following the Super Bowl, where she performed the National Anthem, Hudson has performed at the NAACP Image Awards, the Grammys, as well as the pre-Grammy MusiCares event and Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party (where she dueted with Barry Manilow). No word as of yet if she will sit down with Lsdy O for an interview.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

RUPAUL'S "CHAMPION" SNAGS THE NUMBER ONE SPOT ON I TUNES

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With a successful TV show and hot new cd, RuPaul's back on top of the world. Ru's latest album, Champion, which came out on Tuesday, is already number one on ITunes! Let's all do our bidding and keep him at the number one spot for weeks to come.

I haven't bought the album yet (I'm a bit old school as in I prefer to go to the store and buy it), but I've heard nothing but good things. I've been a fan since "Supermodel," and definitely enjoyed his last record "RedHot," so you know I will support.

Also been hearing good things about Ru's co-producer, RevoLucian. You may not know his name yet, but I'm sure you've heard the infamous Christian Bale rant remix. That's RevoLucian's handiwork. I've heard a few of the tracks, and my favorites so far are 'Tranny Chaser''Throw Ya Hands Up,' ft. Lady Bunny, 'Main Event,' and "covergirl' (Put the Bass in Your Walk). So if you love pop/dance music and got love for artists like Lady GaGa, Kylie and Cher, this cd is a must-have. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be heading over to Virgin Megastore to get my copy.

NO DOUBT ANNOUNCE TOUR DATES



5/03/2009 East Rutherford, NJ - Meadowlands Sports Complex (Bamboozle Festival)
5/16/2009 Las Vegas, NV - Mandalay Bay Events Center (Tiger Jam XII)
5/19/2009 Fresno, CA - Save Mart Center
5/20/2009 Bakersfield, CA - Rabobank Arena
5/22/2009 San Diego, CA - Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre
5/23/2009 Phoenix, AZ - Cricket Wireless Pavilion
5/25/2009 Salt Lake City, UT - The E Center
5/27/2009 Denver, CO - Fiddler's Green Amphitheatre
5/28/2009 Albuquerque, NM - Journal Pavilion
5/30/2009 Dallas, TX - Superpages.com Center
5/31/2009 Houston, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
6/02/2009 Tampa, FL - Ford Amphitheatre
6/03/2009 West Palm Beach, FL - Cruzan Amphitheatre
6/05/2009 Atlanta, GA - Lakewood Amphitheatre
6/06/2009 Charlotte, NC - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
6/08/2009 Raleigh, NC - Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion
6/10/2009 Virginia Beach, VA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
6/11/2009 Philadelphia, PA - Susquehanna Bank Center
6/13/2009 Pittsburgh, PA - Post-Gazette Pavilion
6/14/2009 Washington, DC - Nissan Pavilion
6/16/2009 Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
6/17/2009 Montreal, QC - Centre Bell
6/19/2009 Darien Center, NY - Darien Lake Performing Arts Center
6/20/2009 Boston, MA - Comcast Center
6/24/2009 Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena
6/26/2009 Holmdel, NJ - PNC Bank Arts Center *** ON SALE TBD
6/27/2009 Wantagh, NY - Nikon at Jones Beach Theater
6/29/2009 Cleveland, OH - Blossom Music Center
7/02/2009 Milwaukee, WI - Marcus Amphitheater (Summerfest)
7/03/2009 Detroit, MI - Palace Of Auburn Hills
7/05/2009 St. Paul, MN - Xcel Energy Center
7/06/2009 Kansas City, MO - Starlight Theatre
7/08/2009 St. Louis, MO - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
7/10/2009 Indianapolis, IN - Verizon Wireless Music Center
7/11/2009 Chicago, IL - First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
7/13/2009 Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre
7/15/2009 Calgary, AB - Pengrowth Saddledome
7/16/2009 Edmonton, AB - Rexall Place
7/18/2009 Vancouver, BC - General Motors Place
7/19/2009 Seattle, WA - White River Amphitheatre
7/21/2009 Concord, CA - Sleep Train Pavilion
7/24/2009 Sacramento, CA - Sleep Train Amphitheatre
7/25/2009 Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheatre
7/31/2009 Irvine, CA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
8/01/2009 Irvine, CA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater

NIN, Sydney, 2.24.09: Mid-Show Power Outage

I have been a HUGE fan of NIN and have had a crush on Trent Reznor since junior high school. The power in the Hordern Pavilion went out midway through the set, forcing the show to stop for 40 minutes and nearly causing it to be canceled. Check out the footage below:

Ari Gold: The Making Of "Human"

Check out behind the scenes footage directed by Aaron Cobbett.

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video

Since I just posted the new video from Depeche Mode, thought I'd post Hilary's video for Reach Out, which uses a sample from Personal Jesus.

Brandy - Long Distance (Jody Den Broeder Video Edit)

I am in love with this song. I wish they would release a remix cd of Human. Right Here (Departed) has some great remixes too. Jody, you definitely did it this time!

DEPECHE MODE - "WRONG" MUSIC VIDEO & LIVE PERFORMANCE



Depeche Mode - Wrong (Live at Echo Awards, Berlin)

DAVID BECKHAM CAN'T GET IT UP FOR THE CHINESE

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David Beckham is not happy that a Chinese company is using his image to plug a Viagra-like supplement called USA Selikon:

"David Beckham isn't the only famous celebrity to have been targeted in these advertisements as apparently Keanu Reeves and Sean Connery have also been seen on Chinese TV advertising erectile dysfunction medication. The legal system in China is a minefield of bureaucracy and therefore most of the companies get away with using the images of movie stars and celebrities to endorse their products."

In the commercial a voice actor says: “Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot. It’s also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria.”

A source told The Daily Star tab: "He doesn’t find it funny. David’s fair game and can take a bit of a ribbing in the name of comedy. But to poke fun at his sexual prowess to plug a product is overstepping the mark.”

Source: Towleroad.com

TAKING BEING A BIG GIRL TO THE NEXT LEVEL

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Paul "PJ" James, a model turned personal trainer has to take his Tyra Banks experiment to the next level by gaining weight in order to understand his fat ass clients. PJ started at 168lbs and his goal weight is 280lbs. He currently weighs 217lbs. He couldn't do like Tyra and just don a fat suit for an hour? She totally gets what it's like being a big girl by looking like one of the Klumps.

PJ told the Daily Mail, "I was finding it difficult to relate to my overweight gym members so I have decided to crank up my weight to experience life as an overweight person."

You look hot PJ, but this shit is ridiculous. He loks more like the pregnant man than a fat ass! Now you can burn it off with your clients and have you own in-house biggest loser contest.

SOMEONE QUICKLY GIVE SEAN ANOTHER OSCAR

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Because he definitely deserves another award for allegedly saying this shit. According to The Sun, Sean Penn ran into his ex-wife Madoodoo at her Oscars after-party. Madonna had Big Baby Jesus with her and when she went to thank Sean on his win, he answered, “Thanks. Another kid already?”

All those faggots Madoodoo has stolen, I mean, gained inspiration from she couldn't come with a snappy comeback? Either she's losing her touch or all that botox is clouding her brains.

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT WANTS SOME OCTOPUSSY

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Her home may be on the verge of foreclosure, and if Vivid Entertainment has their way, that might all change soon. According to TMZ, Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of critters will get full medical and dental insurance. And with both Vivid and the Octo-Mommy trying to bank on her recent fame, I wouldn't put it past her to sign an exclusive contract. I mean what else is she going to do as an occupation? Become a nanny? Also with as many babies that has passed through her love canal, I don't think there's a big enough dick that can satisfy her damp cave of darkness.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SPOILER INVOLVING EDIE'S EXIT

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As much as he's been denying it, word on the street is that Marc Cherry is really killing off Nicolette Sheridan on Desperate Housewives.

When the gorgeous star leaves the show in a very special April episode, her character - devious real estate agent Edie Britt - will survive a harrowing car crash only to get zapped from a death-dealing surge from a live wire moments later, divulge sources.

"It will be one of the most bizarre character deaths in TV history," revealed a show insider.

Ironically, the demanding 45-year-old actress had been targeted for "capital punishment" by the show's producer for some time, disclosed the insider. "She's always clashed with series creator-executive producer Marc Cherry. "For some time, Marc and the writers have been planning a dramatic demise befitting Nicollette," the insider confided.

Nicolette, I will miss you as the vampy Edie Britt on DH. Might as well go out with a bang, since the writers have been wasting your character on the show for the past few seasons.

SOOKIE & BILL ARE BANGING FOR REAL!

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'True Blood' stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have admitted they are dating.
The couple, who plays the telepathic Sookie and her vampire boyfriend Bill, wanted to keep things quiet while they were working together to not alienate any of the cast or crew members.

"The reason it was dodged last year was very intentional on both our parts," Moyer tells TV Guide.

"It was very important to me that the cast and crew we were working with didn't feel it was fickle, and didn't feel it could possibly potentially encroach on their lives, you know, just like, ‘Oh the two stars are having a thing,'" he adds.
The actor stressed that he and Paquin take 'Blood' seriously.
"We didn't want to take anything away from the show. The show is the star, not the two people having a relationship."

Glad Stephen is mature enough to understand that it's not always about the actors that get people to watch. The show is great and you two have amazing chemistry. hopefully if you guys break up, you won't let it affect your work like when Chad Michael Murray cheated on Sophia Bush and they had to write their parts where they weren't in many scenes together. It's always a fine line you have to walk when you date your co-stars

RAY J CONTESTANT CLAIMS SHE'S NOT PREGNANT

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I knew this bitch was lying, and damn you Ray J for playing coy when Wendy Williams asked you if you knocked her up when you were on her radio show last week. If you need to play along just to get foolks interested in your reality show, then it's obviously not worth watching. Anyways, the crazy, attention-grabbing mediawhore Danger is now claiming that she is not pregnant. In a rambling, bullet-pointed post on her MySpace blog, between ruminations on Josephine Baker and Danger’s own love of attention, Danger states simply: “No, I am not pregnant.” She gives no explanation or reference to the fact that she wouldn’t even have to mention it were it not for her own blabbing. Keep in mind, too, that this post is sandwiched between one bemoaning the negative attention as a result of the announcement of her “pregnancy” and one about a documentary she plans to film about (get ready to be shocked) herself. If ever there were a time to read between the lines, surely it is now.
Funnily enough, eliminated contestant Stilts predicted things would happen in this manner (that is to say without explanation) when we interviewed her last week. Said Stilts:
“[Danger]’s spreading this rumor that she’s pregnant by Ray, so she obviously is crying for a lot of attention…To me, this whole thing is a big publicity stunt. I don’t feel like she’s gonna go the whole nine months if she is pregnant. I feel like something’s mysteriously going to happen that makes her not pregnant anymore. The girl, I think she has issues.”

It's just sad you have to go to great lengths to get attention. These girls that go on these shows need more than a psych evaluation. they need a damn exorcism.

ROSIE TALKS TO TYRA ABOUT GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE

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Now I have officially lost my appetite. Rosie O'Donnell talked to Tyred Banks on her show (scheduled to air tomorrow and Friday) that the Roided One has been giving her menopause advice. This is just some shit you need to keep to yourself.

In an episode where she's promoting her TV movie AMERICA, Rosie tells Tyra that she's been going through the change, "Well let me tell you one thing, Tyra: I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt Flow has not shown up for nine months. It started for me at 41...I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be soaking wet -- not damp -- soaking wet. I thought, 'Oh, Vivi (her daughter) crawled in here last night and maybe she wet.' So I would throw the covers off and turn to look -- and there's no Vivi, it's just Kelli (her partner in pussy). Then I'm like, 'Kelli is incontinent!' And then I realized, no it's me."

Excuse me for a second while I try to keep the dry heave down.

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Rosie considers Madoodoo a big sister, so she took it upon herself to email her for coochie numbing advice, "When I started having my hormone things, I'm like, 'What the hell is going on?' she's like, 'Get the cream.'"

Why is Rosie worrying about eggs she let go to waste anyway? It ain't like she's ever plooting out any children of her own. As For Madoodoo, bitch is using too many creams if you ask me. Also, hasn't she spent her entire career rubbing her lady parts in nalgas cream? it's the secret to her success. Everytime I turn around she's recommending creams to people.

BEVERLEY JOHNSON CLAIMS CHRIS NOTH ABUSED HER

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14 years ago supermodel Beverly Johnson claims that she was beaten by actor Chris Noth. And there’s more. The first black Vogue cover model claims that after beating her viciously, Noth also threatened to disfigure her.

Beverley first made the charges in 1995, but police never prosecuted Noth. But all that may change in a minute.

According to sources, Beverley’s charges are about to resurface in a lawsuit that Beverly has with another ex-boyfriend – who also allegedly beat her.

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Here’s how the National Enquirer is reporting it:

”Beverly accused Chris [Noth] of all sorts of abuse too, but criminal charges were never brought against him. Now he’ll be forced to testify in [the new] court case, and the truth will finally come out.”

Damn Beverly needs to think her taste in men if she keeps repeating this pattern. I always thought Mr. Big was cute and couldn't imagine him doing something like this. Then again, we said the same thing about Chris Brown before all this drama with him came out.

WHITNEY URGES RIHANNA TO STAY AWAY FROM CHRIS

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According to the National Enquirer, she’s offered Rihanna some heart-felt advice.

Here’s an excerpt from their report:

When Whitney heard what had happened to Rihanna, she was close to tears. Right then she knew she had to contact her and urge her to get out of the relationship while she can. She made it clear that Rihanna should dump Chris.

Whitney told her, 'Whenever you let your heart rule your head, you are bound to run into trouble.'

But according to the same source, Rihanna isn’t taking Whitney’s advice and has ALREADY reconciled with Chris Breezy. Here’s what else they’re reporting:

"Even after what Chris did to her, Rihanna is crazy about him. They have been talking and have agreed that once the legal problems are ironed out, they will be together … They [even] vowed to meet at a secret rendezvous location outside of Los Angeles."

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In a 2006 interview, Rihanna was asked what she thought about Whitney Houston and here’s what she said:

I love Whitney Houston. She is a big idol of mine and so influential….

Whitney has made some of the greatest songs ever. I don't want what's happened to her to happen to me and that's why I don't take fame too seriously.

I hope Rihanna takes Whitney's advise and doesn't go back to Chris. I knew Bobby bi polar ass was beating on Whitney!

CHRIS BROWN ATTENDING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES

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Not that this will help get back into the good graces of folks, but Chris Brown is taking anger-management classes. The troubled R&B singer, who was arrested two weeks ago on suspicion of making criminal threats against girlfriend Rihanna, attended his first class in Glendale, Calif., on Monday afternoon. According to a source, Brown opted for anger management at the behest of his spin doctor, Michael Sitrick. “Chris doesn’t actually have to go by law,” our insider tells us, “but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before March 5,” his court date. The Feb. 7 incident - in which Brown allegedly assaulted Rihanna and left her with cuts and bruises to her forehead, lips and cheeks - didn’t just stir up controversy. It tarnished Brown’s good-guy image so badly that several of his endorsement deals were suspended, including commercials for Wrigley’s gum and the Milk Mustache campaign. Brown’s songs have also been temporarily taken off the air at a handful of radio stations. But insiders are rumbling that Chris shouldn’t be taking the anger management classes alone. “Rihanna is temperamental, too,” says our snitch. “They’re both too hot-headed for their own good.” Adds another source: “It didn’t help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked.” Look for a Chris/Rihanna reunion soon, though - at least physically. The songbird, who celebrated her 21st birthday on Friday and is hanging out at home in Barbados, will be L.A.-bound to attend Brown’s trial. “She’ll be there - she has to testify,” confirms our snitch, who doesn’t foresee any jail time for Brown. “If Chris is convicted, it would be his first offense. He won’t go to prison.

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In other news, the tabloids are reporting that Rihanna may have been pregnant during the beatdown. Here’s what Star Magazine is reporting:

Just days before the terrifying incident, [Rihanna] had consulted an ob-gyn after confiding in close friend sthat she believed she was pregnant.

“Rihanna was afraid to tell Chris about it because she was sure he didn’t want to have a baby, “says a source … [but] on Jan 26, Rihanna, wearing dark sunglasses, a black off-the=shoulder top, black pants and black boots, had a scheduled appointment at the office of Dr. Gregory Ewertz in Cedars-Sinai Medical center.

This is seriously too much for my head to get around. I don't know if I believe this story. Why would Rihanna piss away her career with a baby at such a young age? There's always someone hotter, cuter, and with a better voice ready to take your spot. Better yet, why doesn't TMZ get their hands on the OB GYN test and leak it like they leaked the photos of her battered face?

50 FEELS BAD FOR INVOLVING RIRI & CHRIS BROWN IN RICK ROSS BEEF

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Common sense would tell you that Daddy Chipmunk should have known not to include Chris and RiRi into your senseless beef. On his Web site, 50 has made references to the pair’s recent, apparently violent incident in the “Pimpin’ Curly” series as well as in his Saturday morning animated disses to Rick Ross. He featured Ross as a cop and Chris and Rihanna as characters from the game “Street Fighter.” “Officer Ricky” eventually arrests Brown and tosses him in jail along with Suge Knight. “I thought that was something you could use for humor, like any other comedian would utilize current events to put into their actual [presentation], being humorous a little bit,” 50 explained while promoting his new video game, “50 Cent: Blood on the Sand,” which hit stores Tuesday. “I put [reference to the incident] in a ‘Pimpin’ Curly’ skit a little bit. From the perspective of the character, I mentioned it.” 50 says those comedic references were made prior to TMZ posting a photograph of a badly beaten Rihanna. He immediately changed his mind about making light of the situation. “After I saw the photograph, that wasn’t funny anymore,” 50 said. “I didn’t have any information on it. You’re just going on what the public actually had. It shifts the whole thing. Even if you’re saying you’re in a dysfunctional relationship, I understand that. There’s a point when you’re already past a woman fighting you back. You look at [the picture], and it’s obviously past that point. There’s some issues there that definitely gotta be addressed. Not to take any shots at Chris or Rihanna or take sides in any way, [but] it’s really not cool. It’s not funny anymore, so there will definitely be no more reference to that from me in any way.”

I guess since no one laughed at his wack joke, he regrets what he did.

EMINEM DENIES HE'S FEUDING WITH LABEL

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EMINEM’s representatives have denied the rapper is involved in a battle with his record label Universal over digital download royalties - insisting he is “not party” to the lawsuit. The Without Me hitmaker, real name Marshall Mathers, reportedly sued Universal bosses via his F.B.T. Productions company in 2007, challenging how much he is entitled to when the label sells his music to third-party distributors, like Apple’s iTunes downloading website. The royalties suit went to trial on Tuesday (24Feb09), almost two years after it was first filed in a California Court. The move could set a precedent for the music industry as hundreds of millions of dollars is potentially at stake for other artist whose songs have been made available for the service. However, Mather’s spokesperson has dismissed reports of the rapper’s involvement in the suit, telling sources : “Eminem is not a party to this lawsuit.” In fact, F.B.T Productions is a company the star worked alongside in the early days of his career, according to the website. Representatives for Universal have denied the allegations filed against them. In a statement, they say: “The claims made by F.B.T Productions are completely baseless as a matter of fact and meritless as a matter of law, and we look forward to presenting our side in court.”

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

RU'S DRAGOONS GIVE YOU VIVA GLAM REALNESS

I am loving the hell out of RuPaul's Drag Race. They already got rid of shady ass Akashia, and my favorites I feel will make it in the top two finale will be African Queen Bebe Zahara Benet and my favorite sistah in all things Asian fabulosity, Ongina. Seriously someone needs to create an entire fashion week collection around Ongina's style. Actress/Model Jenny Schmizu (aka Saint Angelina's once holy ex cooch licker) joins the panel where the challenge was for the queens to create a MAC Viva Glam commercial. Check out episode 4 below:











TYRA DOESN'T WANT TALL MODELS ON TOP TRANNY

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According to a new America's Next Top Model casting call, applicants taller than 5'7" shouldn't bother sending in their application.

Tyra Banks said a statement, "There have been top supermodels in the past that weren’t as tall as the industry demands, like fashion icon Kate Moss. So we are changing up ‘Top Model’ for cycle 13 and making it a year for the shorter model!”

I think Kate Moss is the only model I can think of who is shorter than 5'8" who is successful it in the 'real' modeling world right now.

Top Model is what I've been saying for years. it's just a damn excuse for Tyra to show out on tv. let's be real. Name one contestant on the ANTM's entire cycle who has has the Naomi Campbell/Cheryl Tiegs/Iman/Maude Adams career Tyra's been looking for?

Didn't think so. We all know Tyra doesn't want anyone to be more successful than she is, no matter how many times she pretends she does.

LEZZIE HOHAN'S FEED THE JUNKIE INTERVIEW

Lezzie HoHan recently did an interview on Oscar night where she looked like she was on the happy coke diet again. In the interview, she talks about all the ridiculous projects she's working on, but fails to mention what we're really all wondering. Why is it that she looks like the female greasy version of brandon Davis? Check out this greasy mess below:

MARILYN MANSON & EVAN RACHEL WHORE ARE DOING IT AGAIN!

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Word on the street is that Marilyn Manson is bumping crypto bones with Evan Rachel Whore again!

According to Page Six, Marilyn came out of the W Hotel Sunday morning and told someone "he was waiting for his girlfriend." Lesss than a minute later, Evan came out and the two got into a car and drove off to do the necronomicon.

Which means, it's only a matter of time before she gets more makeup and corset tips on her transformation into Dita Von Teese.

SOME BLIND ITEMS, Y'ALL!

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1. What supposedly recovering alcoholic was getting shitfaced drunk at Peter Dillon's in NYC last night???? The tv actor was boozing up a storm, playing pool and - towards the end of the evening - getting all agrressive and starting to pick fights with people!

I'm going with Kiefer Sutherland aka Jack Bowels

2. Which billionaire’s son is a scary misogynist? When women balk at his less-than-gentlemanly pickup lines, he calls them bitches and shouts a threat or two. (Gatecrasher)

Can't think of anyone else but nasty ass grease monkey Brandon Davis.

3. Which actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? (Page Six)

Maybe the question should be which actor didn't?

4. Which rehabbed D-lister doesn’t learn? The bad boy was spotted driving while drinking beers recently. (NYDN)

Every actor who's ever gone on Celebrity Rehab or Jesse Metcalfe

CHARLES BARKLEY IS GOING TO JAIL

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Retired NBA loudmouuth Charles Barkley has been sentenced to 10 days in jail for two counts of DUI. According to the court documents, Barkley will only be required to serve five of those days if he completes an alcohol education program. Barkley was also given a $2,000 fine. He probably drops more cash than that in a single night at the strip clubs. Ah, celebrity justice.

Hope they’ve got XXXXL jumpsuits in AZ, ’cause Charles Barkley is officially going to jail.

Barkley just pleaded guilty to 2 counts of driving under the influence and pleaded “responsible” to running a stop sign for the December 31st incident in Scottsdale.

Barkley was sentenced to 10 days in jail — but will only do five if he completes an alcohol education program. Barkley was also fined $2,000.

Barkley will begin his sentence on March 21 — but it’s unclear if he will serve time in Arizona’s famed Tent City Jail, where they make the inmates wear pink.

As for the gun cops say they found in Barkley’s car on the night of the arrest — no charges were ever filed.

[From TMZ]

Since his DUI arrest, Barkley managed to keep his job on the TNT network as an NBA commentator and has apologized multiple times for the incident. In a live broadcast following the arrest, Barkley told viewers, “Clearly everybody knows I got a DUI. That’s unacceptable, 100% my fault. I screwed up, I made a mistake, I’m sorry, I apologize.” It does appear that he’s willing to accept the consequences for his stupidity- but I can’t help but wonder if he’d be getting off so easily if his name wasn’t Charles Barkley.

SOURCE: CELEBITCHY

DEBORAH COX GIVES BIRTH TO THIRD CHILD

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New baby makes three for Deborah Cox.

The JUNO Award-winning R&B singer gave birth to her third child on Monday. Cox and her husband/manager, Lascelles Stephens welcomed daughter, Kaila Michelle at 11:55 a.m, weighing a healthy 7.7 lbs.

“She’s perfect and we feel very blessed,” said the singer in a statement.

The Toronto-born singer is said to be doing well and resting at a Miami hospital, where the couple resides with their two other children, Isaiah, 5, and Sumayah, 2.

Cox is nominated for a 2009 JUNO Award for Best R&B Album of the Year for her new album, The Promise. She is also scheduled to be a presenter at the March 29th awards show in Vancouver.

SOURCE: network.nationalpost.com

PAPA SPEARS TAKES THE STAND IN OSMAM/ADNAN CASE

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Britney Spears' dad, Jamie, took the stand on Monday in the ongoing Osama/Adnan restraining order case.

He revealed that the greedy asswipes somehow snuck a pre-paid cell phone to Britney as part of their plot to sabotage his conservatorship!

Daddy Spears told the court that a nanny informed him about the pre-paid cell phone. Said nanny heard Brit chatting with the shady duo in the early morning hours one day and narced on the pop singer.

Apparently, if Sam did have any contact with Britney, he's basically violated a court order to stay away from her. What I don't get is that all them big ass houses Britney owns, there wasn't some secret room she could have gone into to take her private phone calls? Either she wanted to be found out, or they really do grow them dumb down in Kentwood.

I've always said Osama and Adnan were greedy shady enablers, and I'm glad Papa Spears has stepped in to protect his asset. I'm also happier than ever that Felicia is back on board to handle Britney's affairs. no one protected the pop tart more than Felicia did.

JENNIFER HUDSON TO WORK ON GOSPEL CD

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Now that Jennifer Hudson has gotten her personal priorities in order, she may be heading into the studio to work on a new album. According to Mediatakeout.com, R&B singer Jennifer Hudson will soon be recording a gospel album.

Word is she'll start work on the album this Spring. An insider over at J Records explained, "[Jennifer] has always wanted to explore different genres and she's recorded gospel [tracks] before, so it makes a lot of sense."

I like when Jennifer brings the R&B and the sassy to her songs (like my favorite track, Pocketbook). So you know she'll bring it with the gospel cd. To be honest I'm not big on the gospel, but I'm a big fan of JHud, so you know I will definitely support.

XZIBIT BACKTRACKS CALLING DIDDY GAY

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Yesterday, I posted a video of rapper Xzibit talking grease about Diddy taking him to a gay club. Well, he must have gotten a little phone call from the devil, because X to the Z is backtracking like a bitch who's about to be cut off by her jumpoff.

Here’s what he said via Myspace:

Wow, so I wake up this morning and my phone is going nuts. I turn on the computer and find all this shit about me "throwing puffy under the gay bus" whatever that means.

All this SPIN that you journalist are putting on the statements I made on a radio show to DIRECTLY effect a guy in a manor not intended is wrong. I got a call yesterday (which caught me off guard) from Diddy himself stating the club was an after hours spot called "space" I believe.

The rumor mill that has ground this bullshit out to be the shit storm that it is, is doing so on its own accord. Like I said at the top, I have no beef with Diddy. BUT WAIT... a bigger problem I see is the negative stance these hip hop sites and blog sites are taking when speaking of gay people in general.

All I can say to that is :PEOPLE GROW UP! I do NOT like to spread hate and make it a point not to do so, so this is not the way I intended this interview to unfold. You heard it directly from me ladies and gents, Im looking forward to the issues at hand that really mean something to both my fans and Diddys as well: ART & MUSIC.

thanks.

ALVIN "XZIBIT" JOINER

It really pisses me off when celebs always want to blame journalists for their fuckups. This shit came out of your mouth on a radio show. A lot of these fools seem to forget that everything you say and do is recorded these days. Christian Bale is a perfect example of that. Also, everyone knows that once you kick open the door of the velvet mafia and their big queer secrets, you will be blacklisted faster than you can say Eartha Kitt back in the day. So no matter what you say, the cat';s out the bag, and we've always known how LEGENDARY Diddy is with the kids. Don't believe me, check him out voguing on YouTube.

NE*YO PLAYS IT SAFE WITH RIHANNA/CHRIS BROWN FEUD

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Grammy Award-winning R&B singer/songwriter Ne-Yo spoke to MTV News earlier this week and said the photo of Rihanna’s injuries and the related situation “hurt me to my heart”. “I spoke to Rihanna. She says she’s fine. She didn’t go into detail about what happened,” Ne-Yo told MTV early this week. “That just really… that hurt me to my heart, man.” For Ne-Yo, the situation between Chris Brown and Rihanna hits close to home. In recent years the trio has been well connected. They’ve toured together, recorded songs like “Hate That I Love You;’ and shared the stage at major events like the MTV Video Music Awards.

In fact, it was Ne-Yo who sort of confirmed Brown and Rihanna’s relationship late last year, stating “They tear hair out of each other and argue. I’ve seen them kiss and make up like other couples do.” That being said, Ne-Yo remains loyal to both stars, including Chris Brown. “I’m not going to crucify him,” says the “Miss Independent” singer. “I haven’t had a chance to talk to Chris yet. I just wanna sit down and talk to that dude and just explain if he doesn’t understand: ‘That’s not something that’s excusable, bruh. You have to get a little smarter about whatever it is going on in your relationship. You have to get a little smarter about how you handle certain situations.”

WHO WANTS TO SMELL LIKE JENNA JAMESON???

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Good news for porn lovers. You too can smell like Jenna Jameson.

The retired XXX queen has come out with a new fragrance line, Heartbreaker by Jenna.

And, once first comers purchase the fragrance, you get a poster of Jenna with each purchase.

I would have preferred something a little more scandalous like a cumpilation DVD of Jenna's best work. What did she think because she finally went legit that we'd forget about what she used to do?

Nebraska woman, 86, gets $1,000 phone sex bill

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Clara Meadmore is this you?The family of an 86-year-old woman who was billed for over $1,000 in phone sex calls suspects identify theft. Arlene Hald recently received a credit card bill addressed to her husband, Sylvester, who died nearly 20 years ago. Hald said they never had a credit card, yet an account in his name was charged.

Hald's daughter, Peggy Rytych, believes her father was the victim of ID theft. She called the billing company, Preferred Platinum Plan, which agreed to remove the charges.

Rytych says they thought that was the end of it — until another bill arrived for over $70. The California-based company agreed to remove the latest charges and never bill Hald again.

Source: Perezhilton.com

OCTO-WHORE SET TO LOSE HER HOUSE

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I've really tried to avoid talking about this donkey, but It's come to a point that i can't hold back anymore. Nadya Suleman, mother of 14 under the age of six is about to become homeless as early as next week. The house where she resides is owned by her mother, Angela, who hasn't made any payments for the past 10 months. With more than $23,000 in unpaid mortgage, the house is set to hit the auction block March 5th.

The Octo-Mom has no plans for where she is going to go next, but there were recent rumors that she was looking at mansions to move her giant family into. Where she's planning on coming up with the money to foreclose on a multiple-bedroom mansion, I have no idea. There's also word that the name listed on the birth certificate as the babydaddy is completely fabricated. Nadya says she wrote down "David Soloman" for its biblical reference. See - definitely a donkey.

Despite telling Dateline that she wants the father to be involved, the Angelina neverbe won't reveal his name, and confirmed exclusively with Us Weekly that Dennis Beaudoin - who is currently going around saying he's the father - is "definitely not."

Someone needs to take this bitch on Maury Povich and give her a paternity test, stat! Also, with this chick being so irresponsible, I'm surprised social services hasn't swooped down on her situation and snatched these kids away from her. Don't want to sound racist, but if she were black, then we'd be having an entirely different discussion.

I'm also sure that any day now, she'll probably be getting a phone call for her own reality show on OXYGEN or something. In the meantime, check out this 30-minute showdown (cut down to ten) between Crazy Baby Lady and her tortured mommy in the living room of a rented house. or as we in the biz like to call, a film reel for the networks to give you the greenlight on your own show.

Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies