Now that her career has been in the toilet since V.I.P. got cancelled eons ago (and no one watched that horrible reality show on E!), Pamela Anderson is planning to go the Kim Zolciak route and launch a pop career.
For all those who don't know, the former Baywatch star began her career as a fitness instructor before turning to glamor modeling and acting. She has also dabbled in reality TV and high fashion, as Vivienne Westwood's latest muse. She even has a perfume called Malibu (who knew?).
Now Anderson thinks she's J.Lo and wants to launch her debut single, High, about her love of clothes. (But surprisingly, declined to sing about what she really likes...you know big dicks, alcohol and cocaine). What's the shame in that? I like all three...sometimes at the same time.
Unfortunately, she decided not to call up Kandi Burruss for a hit, and has instead decided to collaborate with good friend fashion designer/former club kid Richy Rich on her debut. Here is what Rich spilled to New York Post gossip column PageSix: "We are recording a pop single together. Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she's just going to sing the word 'high' over and over."
Which means she'll just coo over a track like a drag queen on acid. It's appropriate, since she walks like one whenever you see her on a runway in nothing but a teeny bikini and lucite heels.
Love it or hate it, Anderson has also found another way to keep busy. Not only is she collaborating on a song with Rich, but she also plans to launch her own fashion line, A*Muse, which will be unveiled in February 2010. My question to that is how do you launch a clothing line when in your real life you barely wear clothes yourself?
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