Thursday, December 17, 2009

JERSEY SHORE KIDS ARE DUMBER THAN THEY LOOK



I love watching the show, but we all know there's no way The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D are smarter than a fifth grader. After all, it's more important to look good and have fun than actually knowing that 2+2=4. Hell, I bet you Pauley D's dick piercing is smarter than him. Can you imagine the embarrassment if they actually went on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? They probably thought that since no one watches Jay leno's show anyway, they'd be able to get away with it. Well thank god for YouTube.

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