JENNIFER LOPEZ IS DELUSIONAL

Jennifer Lopez would like everyone to know she's a serious singer now. After ten years of never touring behind her multiple albums (the tour she did with her husband while pregnant with twins does not count), she'd like everyone to take her seriously as if she were a real musician like Madonna and Lady Gaga. She also bragged that she butchered a Barbra Streisand song and her singing brought a tear to Marc's eye. believe me boo, those weren't tears of joy. Those were 'if I don't show some kind of emotion, I'm not getting any pussy' tears. Besides, how could you tell what he was feeling if he's blinking all the damn time. Skeletor seriously needs to lay off the heroin. I don't understand why she couldn't keep it real and say how she got her record deal in the first place. We all know after you did Selena, you got in your head that you wanted to be her for real. So like record companies usually do, they gave you a deal like Janet and Madonna. Someone who has real dancing talent but an okay voice. While Madonna worked hard to strengthen her vocals, you hid in the studio and lip-synched for your life on award shows and television specials (most recently on So You Think You Can Dance). Check out JLo talking to Access Hollywood about graduating from lip-synching studio singer to a real artist because she's fucking someone with actual vocal ability.