GOSSIP GIRL'S LAME-ASS THREESOME EPISODE

After watching last night's controversial threesome episode of Gossip Girl, I have to say the scandalosity on an episode of Nip/Tuck was much more convincing than the dull sex scene that made me damn near projectile vomit. halfway through the episode, I started to get this weird feeling that the writers were going to have the very boring Dan sleep with tightly-wound Vanessa (who's had a crush on her childhood friend since her very first scene on GG in season 1) and his actress girlfriend Olivia (Hilary Duff). If half-ass kissing a chick on GG is your way of shedding your Disney image, honey, you need to have a talk with the GG writers. Why not have a sex tape leak of her getting gang-banged by a bunch of rappers? I'm sure that'll bring in the ratings for the fledgling CW network.

Sidebar: the song playing in the background is by Basement Jaxx and Santigold called Saga. Just wanted to post these dancers performing to it because it's a weird track and the choreo is awesome!