CARRIE PREJEAN LOSES HER DAMN MIND ON LARRY KING

As the horny Republikkkan party's poor man's version of Jenna Jameson continues her ho stroll on the talk show circuit to promote her very thin book, Miss attitude unhooked hre mic and walked off set after Larry King asked her why she settled her lawsuit. In related news, her ex-boyfriend claims she tried to get him to lie about saying she was 17 when she did the self-mutilating sex tape. He claims she was 20. here's the deal: The bitch settled because she has no grounds to stand on. She knows she fucked up, so what she needs to do is lick her wounds, stick her tail between her legs, and go hibernate in a cave somewhere. Carrie needs a gay BFF to teach her ass some etiquette. She must also do her own hair and make-up, because if i were som stylist backstage and I had to beat her face, she'd be looking like Pennywise the clown. Unless there's some more drama this immature, hypocritical cunt can cook up, I will put her where I've put Jon & Kate, the Speidi's and the Kardashians...back in the "who gives a shit" file.