Tuesday, October 27, 2009

WHO WANTS TO GET BLOWN BY A VAMPIRE???

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For all you fangwangers out there looking to take your bloodsucking pleasure to the next level, the people of Fleshjack have just the product for you. It's called the Count Cockula, so if you like your blowjobs with teeth, this product is for you. Me personally, I don't like teeth scrapings on my dick when I've got some hot guy with his lips wrapped around it! I'm sure all the Twicunts out there waiting with baited breath for New Moon will be adding this shit to their vampire collection. Not that they have the anatomy to satisfy a fleshjack anyway!

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