1) This nerdy rap and hip-hop superstar is "bored with straight porn" so he is casting his own live XXX shows. The fashionable rapper has paid to watch couples and threesomes in New York City and Atlanta. No frontin' and NO cameras. He just wants to watch straight, gay, bi and trans sex scenes that drop it like it's hot. "Excuse me miss" or "Excuse me sir" is how it begins. The rapper's bodyguards approach strippers and gym boyz shaking their money makers at gay clubs in New York City and Atlanta. ("I'm open-minded," the rapper has said publicly. "I've been to gay clubs.") The rapper is usually outside in the Rolls and security sends the boys' photos to the rapper's one-of-a-kind iPhone.
"My friends call me _ _", the rapper says, giving his well known initials.
Well since 85% of the dudes in Hip Hop slay dick on the side, I'll go with Jay Z (Bey don't tell me you ain't on your job), LL Cool J, Fabolous (wait...he can't afford a rolls let alone rent one. My guess would either be Kanye (too obvious if you ask me. Although, he'd be so into himself he'd say fuck the candidates and would wind up just beating his own ego to death). Pharrell is my final answer (N.E.R.D. Hello!!!) and let's add Jay to the list too since he did do a song that Pharrell produced called "Excuse Me Miss."
2) Friends are worried because they think THIS star signed up for “Dancing with the Stars” HOPING to be injured! Twinkle toes has long had a penchant for drugs of all kind, and especially painkillers. Rigorous rehearsals often cause amateur dancers to have injuries and back problems that can last for who-knows how long. This dancer may be eagerly anticipating the powerful pills and shots generally prescribed for recovery. Friends predict such an injury will lead directly to another stint in rehab. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)
I'd say all of them. But my top three would be Aaron Carter, Ashley Hamilton and Kelly Osbourne. I would have added Macy Gray but she was eliminated last night.
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