Wednesday, September 23, 2009

MARILYN MANSON HAS THE SWINE FLU

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Former shock rocker (since he hasn't shocked his way onto the billboard charts in years), Marilyn Manson, has claimed that he has the swine flu. And just think ffrom those pics I saw of him at the airport with his face wrapped in blue yarn that that bump on his lips was the Parasite Hilton Special.

Marilyn said, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Wait a minute. marilyn Manson fucks pigs? So who are referring to? Dita Von Teese or Evan Rachel Wood? That's not very gentlemanlike Manson.

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