A few months back, people were speculating that Madonna was going to marry boytoy Jesus Luz in an intimate Kabbalah ceremony. After many denials from her camp, the rumor quickly went away. Now, one of Madonna's biographers is speaking out, claiming she will make the hot brazilian model/DJ her third house slave by the end of the year. Randy Taraborrelli told Hello! Magazine (via DM) that Madonna is currently planning a "lavish ceremony."
According to Randy, Madge has been telling friends, "He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I'm a little - shall we say --self-involved." So basically, because he's doing everything you expect him to do, and of course without his lips being attached to your 'roided cooch, you pay him mind? You don't need a husband. you need a fuck buddy. And someone as stupid as Jesus (hello model? What other convo could you two possibly have? He barely speaks English) could be your very personal pocket gay (minus the gay, of course).
A friend of M's also added, "He respects her, that's number one. He has learned so much from her. He's amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she's self-involved, too. Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."
Okay it's official: Jesus is dickmatized by Saint Madonna. One whiff of her 'roided vadge pheromones, and ten years of his youth is lost. How do you think she manages to stay so young and can keep up with her much younger dancers on tour? Now if you two are enjoying each others company, and are having amazing sex, why not keep it that way? There's no reason to put a ring on it everytime you have feelings for someone. Besides, as self-involved as she is, do you really think she'd tie the knot again, especially after she just had to pay last husband Guy Ritchie some hefty coin. If i was in her position, ther is no way I'm giving up my half a billion dollars that I just made from my "Sticky & Sweet" tour to anybody, especially some 23 year old brazilian model I'm infatuated with. As a Padawan you may learn alot from a Jedi, but as they say in a favorite movie of mine, "fame costs, and right here is where you start to pay...in sweat (or in their case, in companionship)."
No comments:
Post a Comment