Tuesday, September 22, 2009

IS SURI TRAINING TO BE THE NEXT POSH SPICE?

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Or a future stripper maybe? I'm not one to talk ill of the kids (after all, I did keep mum about Lourdes' lackluster lip synching performance in the second Celebration video) but I have a bone to pick with the Cruises. Although next to Kingston Rossdale, Suri Cruise is perhaps one of the most adorable toddlers in Hollywood. Suri was out and about with parents Tom and katie in Boston yesterday, looking fashionable in a pair of heels. I know she's run away from you all and your scientolobrainwashing techniques, but a child in heels is just plain cruel. What do you think of a 3-year-old in heels? I'm sure she'll make a promise not to run away again if you put her back in her Amy Wino ballerina flats again. And Suri if you're reading this, you need to hatch a proper plan like Whitney did when she left Bobby back at the crack den of terror.

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