Saturday, September 19, 2009

FLOYD MAYWEATHER HAS GAY PANIC ATTACK ON CHELSEA LATELY



I'll be the first to admit I'm not a big sportsnista. Hell, I'm not even a big fan of boxing. I do on the other hand enjoy mixed martial arts and the reality show SPIKE TV shows about the UFC. Retired boxer Floyd Mayweather appeared on Chelsea Lately the other night to promote his upcoming fight with Juan Manuel Marquez aka the pee pee man (Floyd calls him that because Juan likes to drink his urine before preparing for a fight). Chelsea made a comment about Floyd should do like she does and get comfy by putting his legs up on the chair. For some reason, in his head people think you're gay if you stretch out on a couch. Then the convo went to the fact that he hangs out with Eddie Murphy. All of a sudden he felt the need to let the audience know he doesn't really hang out with him because people will think he's gay as well. Floyd pissed me off so much I felt like throwing a dildo at the television. Bitch calm down. We don't want your ass. I always say that when folks protest a bit too much, bitches got a couple of skeletons hidden in their closet they don't want to come out.

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