For all those gays out there who have siblings, it is an unwritten rule that when my sister or mother is looking a hot mess, you take them aside and try to make them look good. I don't get all Queer Eye very often, but it's always been embedded in the gay DNA that we help our female companions look as good as we do. Well Christopher Ciccone's did the same thing, only he decided to get all cunty about it. madonna wouldn't take his phone call when he tried to reach out to her, so he recently took some time off from the Michael Lohan University where he's majoring in Douchebaggery, and took his comments to E! News.
This is what Chris said:
"She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong! It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don't keep. It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him."
Yes but the Jesus she's fucking doesn't even have the power to keep his blendered peen from getting crushed by her pink microdermabrased temple of doom everytime he goes near it. how do expect him to help her out in any way? Oh and to compare Madonna to that anorexic stylist chupacabra raisin-faced Zoe chick is a flat out insult. As Rachel withers away from lack of nutrients, Madonna's busy exfoliating her youthful face cells with baby Jesus nalgas juice and Mercy's voodoo nutrient African urine.
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