Is this M.D. on a serious case of the bad shit? If you are gay or you masturbate you will contract Swine Flu. well, I guess all us fags are going to die then. Sound the alarm!
That's according to a Malaysian (crock) doctor who claims to have spent decades researching the issue. How could he have spent decaded researchng something that's only been around for several months?
Dr V.M. Palaniappan, a practitioner of complementary therapy, told a local newspaper homosexual acts and masturbation cause the body to become hyperacidised and make the body 'an easy target for H1N1.'
Dr Palaniappan (pictured, inset) claims that his 33 years of research shows that ”when one masturbates, or indulges in homosexual activity, his (her) body develops friction heat, and that produces acid, making the body hyperacidised, giving burning sensation while urinating and toileting, and making the person an easy target for H1N1 infection.”
He claims that dry masturbation, which he says ”most men, irrespective of their marital status and age,' engage in, but that it is 'extremely rare among females of all age groups,' is dangerous for the same reason.
Those who practice straight sex (read: straight people) or drink coconut water are safe from contracting the H1N1 virus, commonly known as Swine Flu.
Do you think Dr Palaniappan is the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints paying you good money to come up with this bullshit? I wouldn't be surprised, since they went as low as pushing for Prop 8 and then blaming it all on black people, which is something hatemongers always seem to do. I would think during sex, everyone draws friction heat and produces acid. Like HIV and AIDS, I'm sure the Swine flu doesn't pick and choose who they want to infect. Besides, all the cases we've heard of people contracting this disease have all been heterosexual.
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