I wasn't too familiar with Eric Dane's work, but the moment he stepped out of Addison's shower dripping wet with a towel barely draped around his waist, I immediately fell in love. I'd often wondered what the goods looked like just from that scene alone, and now we may get a chance to see. Gawker got a hold of a 12-minute sex tape starring Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche.
For those not too familiar with Kari Ann, here's a bit of a synopsis. She lost her Miss Teen USA crown due to the fact that she posed nude in Playboy. She was also engaged to meth face Aaron Carter. Recently, Kari Ann was on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, but got kicked off for punching a camera dude. Gawker also says that Kari Ann is a known Hollywood Heidi Fleiss.
Don't get your peens all in a twitter, because the footage Gawker posted was fucking boring. Not only that but the one time my fantasy is about to come true of seeing McSteamy au naturalle, he's all pink and McBloated like a fucking pig on a farm. All you see in the clip is the three of them naked while obviously on some of the bad shit. Don't know if it's weed or coke, but being that they are from Hollywood, I seriously doubt it's some of the good shit. Gawker censored all the good stuff like Dane's anatomy, but showed the girls Mcboobies. No surprise there. Even a website is intimidated by cock. Word it Fleshbot is going to upload the uncensored footage, so I guess I'll just have to wait around for that. What I do wonder is will this tape effect McSteamy's employment on that shit show I gave up on three seasons ago Grey's Anatomy?
The National Enquirer is also running a story about Dane's wife Rebecca Gayheart going from inhaling Noxeema pads to inhaling Amy Wino's old crack hive residue.
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