Monday, August 10, 2009

mCcRAZY CRUISEY CLAIMS SHE'S THE BOILOGICAL MOTHER OF MJ'S KIDS



So all you have to do is claim you pushed out a Jackson baby and automatically you get a press conference? I'm currently a surrogate for LaToya's and Tito's kids. I'm about to pop the unborn right out my tight yes yes hole. Now where's my press comference? Claire also claimed she and Michael are the biological parents of Connor Cruise aka Tom Cruises "black child." Instead of shipping this crazy bitch off to the looney bin up in Tocus, how about Tom personally pray to Xenu and have this nut banished to the fiery pits of Scientology hell.
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