Damn will they let this poor man rest in peace. Ever since Michael Jackson unexpectedly kicked the bucket, everyone from his dermatologist to King Tut's raggedy bones have been claimed to be the father of MJ's children. Now add Macaulay Culkin to the list of potential sperm donors. Earlier today, The Sun wrote up an interesting fairy tale about how Macaulay donated sperm which was used to conceive Blanket. I ain't believe that shit for one second. As many cigarettes as Mac smokes, he'd shoot ash out of his dick before actual cream filling hit some lucky ho's love biscuit. TMZ contacted Macaulay's rep who said this: "The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge."
I can't believe I'm even giving life to this ridiculous story, but you know me I can sqeeze the most dramatic shit out of a floaty.
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