Okay, the Khloe part is a joke, but you all were thinking it too, since Khloe does look like she has a peen bigger than Lady Gaga and Vadgezilla combined. According to recent reports, just days before her cricket of a reaity show is set to premiere on E!, Kourtney Kardashian announced she is 5-months pregnant and the father is her on-and-off-again boyfriend Scott Disick. She didn't look preggers to me when she premiered on Chelsea Lately earlier in the week. As you all know, Kourtney is currently whoring herself out to get anyone to watch her reality show, which she stars with her sister Khloe, and there's no doubt she'll use anything (including her unborn child) to promote that shit reality show on E! With Denise Richards, Kendra, and the two Kardashians no one gives a shit about, E! sure knows how to create stars. Kourtney interviewed with Ryan Gaycrest this morning, and she basically gave us the lowdown on how the egg in her vagine sprouted a little fetus:
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."
This is exactly what we need, another fucking Kardashian running around as if they have something important to contribute to the world. Since both sisters will be on Wendy Williams show tomorrow (Friday's episodes always tape on Thursday), I'm sure we'll get a much more interesting answer out of her, since a double-headed dildo in Gaycrest's ass has more personality than Ryan Gaycrest.
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