Monday, August 17, 2009

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOUR HERPES-INFECTED EARS BLEED



Well, I guess she didn't learn the first time that she has about as much vocal talent as Heidi Montag, Hayden Panatroll, a hyena on acid and Barbie combined. Parasite Hilton is currently putting the finishing touches on her second cd, which I'm sure will be released on her own label. Britney (another non-singing talent who hasn't sang live since Oops...I did it again), Lady Gaga and Debbie Harry were all influences for this album. These are the following tracks: Platinum Blonde, Girl Tax, Jailhouse Baby (a song after my own heart).
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