Michael Douglas' loose cannon of a son, Cameron, is currently sitting pretty in a jail cell (going through a bad case of heroin withdrawl no less) after he thought it was a brilliant idea to move a bunch of meth from NYC to LA in order to sell it. The FEDS were watching his ass for three years, swooped down and carted his ass and his drugs off to the big house. Because he's going through a "I need a hit bad" phase, his dumb bitch of a girlfriend has a eureka moment, which doesn't go over as palnned.
Cameron's dumb bitch of a girlfriend, Kelly Sott, decided it was a brilliant idea to stuff dime bags of heroin into an electric toothbrush in order to get it by jail security. Because you know security wouldn't dare check an electric toothbrush, Couldn't she just have smeared it all over her clit and Cameron could have just licked it off? I doubt security would have checked her love button for evidence.
While visiting him yesterday, Kelly tried to pass him the drugs, but before he got the drugs in his hand, she got caught. Kelly was immediately arrested and immediately carted off to the big house for dumb bitches.
Well, since her attempt to pass her man some of the bad shit failed miserably, it looks like Cameron's in for long hours of night shakes and constant vomiting.
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