BRAD PITT GAVE UP POT FOR HIS KIDS

Brad Pitt stopped by Real Time with Bill Maher friday night and talked about his feelings on gay marriage, church vs. state and my favorite, weed. It's no big secret Brad was a fan of the good shit BA (before Angelina), but he said he gave up the best thing GOD created of the earth the moment Ange got all crazy and started popping out babies like cabbage patch kids. I'm sorry, but if I had a gazillion kids (and Saint Angelina) running around, I don't want to be fucking alert. I want all the coke, weed, brown juice, and valuim I can get my hands on.

Here's what he also said about gay marriage and equality:

Said Pitt: "You know, I grew up in a religious family, in a religious community and it just doesn't make sense to me. It just doesn't work for me in the long run. I never wanted to step on anyone else's religion and their beliefs -- that's what's great about our country -- until I started seeing it defining policy. ... Like gay marriage, you have a group of people telling other people how to live their lives, and you can't do that....I just say you have to, you really have to check what country you're living in because the freedom that allows you to practice religion is the same freedom you're stepping on. That's not right. And I want to add that if there was a nation of gay married couples who were telling you you couldn't practice your religion, I'd be speaking up for you too. So, let's stop the nonsense."

See, Brad does make sense when that Asian chick on the Today Show isn't kissing his ass and Angelina isn't sround looking like an ice queen.