Tuesday, August 11, 2009

14 SECONDS OF SHIT



Last night at the Teen Choice Awards, a brand new clip from New Moon was shown. It shows Jacob promising never to hurt Bella like Edward did. A+ for Taylor Lautner's hot shirtless body (minus the Bad Britney weave) but a big fat F for dialogue, cheesy music and any scene featuring annoying ass Kristen Stewart. But of course, horny housewives, lovestruck teen girls and clueless kids will eat this shit up at the box office. Thanks for desexualizing vampires and werewolves Stephanie. You all know how I really feel aboutthe Twilight series. tell me what you guys think of this small clip?
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