Thursday, July 9, 2009

WTF??? MORGAN FREEMAN PLANS TO MARRY HIS GRANDDAUGHTER

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What in Chester the molester hell is this shit? I was shocked when I first heard about it, and I'm pretty much in denial about it still. This story comes directly from the Enquirer, (who are usually right about some things) which I'm sure some people feel their stories are a stretch sometimes. But if Woody Allen can go off and marry his adopted daughter and have a child with her, you tend to become a bit jaded by the shenanigans that escalate in the land of Hollyweird.

Last month the tabloid reported that actor Morgan Freeman has been having a 10-year sexual relationship with his now 27-year-old step-granddaughter. Well, now that the relationship is out of the closet and his marriage to his wife of 25 years is over, Morgan is taking his borderline incestuous relationship with his granddaughter to the a-no-ther-le-vel.

“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her,” a family insider told The Enquirer.

“Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal,” revealed another family source.

The tabloid continued by saying Morgan has not "shared a bed" with his 68-year-old estranged wife Myrna since 2001 and they had an open marriage. Myrna had her jumpoffs too, according to the tab.

Plus, while he was sleeping with his step-granddaughter, Morgan was sleeping with former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

Years later, when Myrna realized they were still intimate, she became so enraged that she threatened to sue E’Dena as “correspondent, as an adulterer, in my marriage”.’

A mess honey!

Maybe Morgan's soon-to-be ex-wife is out for a heftier divorce settlement, so maybe she leaked this juicy tidbit herself. If this story is true and he marries his granddaughter,(I'm keeping the step off because eliminating it gives the story more bite, don't you think?) and should Morgan kick the bucket (let's be real - he ain't no spring chicken), this girl will be walking into some good money.

2 comments:

ace said...

I knew there was always something dark and weird about him. Now we know. Hope he enjoys the seat that is reserved for him in hell. The pervert.

As for the Granddaughter, what the f*** is wrong with her? Sounds to me like she was brainwashed or something. You might as well say that Freeman is the black version of Woody Allen.

Kris Avalon said...

Pretty much. I just don't understand why some guys have to even go for girls in their family. There are so many women out there they could be going for. In my head I'm still trying to think of this as a rumor, because I like Morgan Freeman as an actor. I'll never be able to look at him the same again. I'm just waiting to see if this is true, how people will treat him. I guess if no one bats an eye at nasty ass Woody Allen, they probably won't give a shit about Morgan and what he's conjuring. I seriously doubt she's been brainwashed. Maybe she's hypnotized by dollar signs.

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