SHE-HULK BIEL IS DELUSIONAL

I can't believe this bitch had the NERVE to compare her non-acting ass to two acting legends. And they want ice water in hell. Now that my blood has calmed from boiling, I can go back to telling this story in calm waters.

Justin Timberdouche's strap-on buddy Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her pipes. They make her sound like Whitney Houston singing the national anthem.

Please. More like Roseanne Barr

As usual, madonna's protege in all things man-arms takes the interview opportunity and turns it into self defence, ONCE AGAIN lamenting about her good looks and how her beauty has been an obstacle to success in film. Because Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley are f-cking ugly?

No. Only difference is that Kiera and Natalie can act. I love Natalie Portman, who, in my opinion can do it all.

I guess all them years doing Seventh heaven gave Jessie the belief that she can act too. She truly believes it’s talent that will be the key to her staying power. Her own talent. The kind of talent that puts her in the same league as Meryl Streep and Cate Blanchett…? Only difference is Meryl and Kate didn't latch onto some wannabe wigger to up her industry cred.

"I want to be able to keep working until I'm 105 years old. I want the choice. It's difficult for women in general in entertainment. They peak earlier and the men peak at 30, 40. It's kind of scary. But you can't tell Meryl Streep she can't do a part. You can't say to Cate Blanchett 'I don't believe her in that.' They do anything they want because they have explored the range, which is endless for them. That's what I want."

UGH! I'm sorry, but I don't see She Hulk Biel as a serious actress, no matter how hard she tries to convince us. the only time I could tolerate her was in Blade: Trinity and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. Action and horror roles work for her. Leave the serious stuff to the ones who have the range...you know, like the ones you compare yourself to.