As you all are aware, I hate talking about Valtrex 1 & 2 aka Heidi and Spencer. Truth be told, if we were E! we would probably impose a ban on these two utterly cartoonish and obnoxious publicity whores.
Antywhore, Some sleazy desperate fool who works at a little known strip club called Scores, which, if you remember, was closed down last year after cops uncovered it was promoting prostitution, is offering Heidi $25,000 to to "dance" at the now re-opened club for five nights.
Here's the official invite from the strip club's general manager Ed Norwick.
Dear Mrs. Heidi Pratt,
As the nation watched you and your husband brave the jungle on "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here" and continue to brave the ups and downs of "The Hills" and Lauren Conrad, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity that will allow you to be center stage-and have a lot of fun while doing so.
Allow me to introduce you to SCORES, the renowned and famous New York City based gentlemen's club, well known for being a favorite hang-out local for notorious radio personality Howard Stern , NHL player Sean Avery , Russell Crow, Owen Wilson and Madonna. A Hollywood hot-spot in New York City for such A-list celebs and couples, much like yourself. As we took note that you will be posing in Playboy soon, we thought you may be interested in dabbling in yet another adventure that will most definitely expose your softer side.
As we recently re-opened after a short hiatus, SCORES would be honored to have you dance at our club on the main stage each night for five days, upon which, we will offer you a fee of $25,000.
Best, Ed Norwick
I was beyond shocked to hear that Heidi has turned down the offer. I shit shy about this bitch - as she will appear in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine I'm sure as a modern Mother Theresa (her words, not mine). Maybe someone should inform this donkey that Mother Theresa found other ways to occupy her time and she performed selfless acts - something Heidi will never do (I don't care how many times you and your idiot husband claim you've been saved by that faux-christian/media whore Stephen Baldwin). knowing her clueless ass, she's probably sitting by with Twatter hoping they up the offer. Show her mo' money and finally there will be something she's always been good at going in her mouth instead of coming out.
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