Wednesday, July 29, 2009

SARAH PALIN HAS HER EYES SET ON A RADIO CAREER

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Now that Sarah Palin has quit her "job" as governor of Alaska, Population 2, word on the street is that she has her four eyes on conquering the radio world, reports Inside Radio.

Alaska’s now former Governor and resident deer hunter is coy about her future political plans, but radio is at least one option she’s leaving on the table. While not exactly shopping the GOP’s 2008 vice presidential candidate, sources say Palin representatives have been quietly testing the waters to see how much interest radio syndicators have for her.

Sources say Palin hasn’t committed to radio either, but rather it could be a possible next step for her. It isn’t unusual for a defeated national candidate to turn to radio. Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee’s short-form commentaries air on more than 400 stations via Citadel Media. He remains among the names circulated for a potential presidential run in 2012.

Coming to radio would be an ironic twist for Palin, whose position on the media is pretty clear. “Quick making things up,” she told reporters in her final speech as Governor last week. For once she wasn't lying about be quick at making things up, especially if her metaphors are quite terrible. Is anyone surprised she hasn't committed to radio? The donkey couldn't commit to one full stint as governor. I say give her a talk show instead of a radio show. Even though she will have to talk with that annoying accent and spew stupidity for as many hours as they are willing to give her, she better off seen and not heard. That way, while all the republikkkans are beating their cocks to her in those tight suits and horn rimmed glasses, no one will be paying attention to what she's saying anyway.


PS: Here's William Shatner reciting Palin's farewell speech on the Tonight Show. Comedy gold. Well, at least it didn't need as much work as her resignation speech. This should be recited at those celebrity book reads they do at comedy clubs. Palin is so retarded. Like I've said countless times, she's like George Bush with tits.

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