Oh how I just love Joe Jackson. He's never shy when it comes to saying what's on his mind, regardless how ludicrous it might sound. First he denied ever hitting his son. Now he's claiming MJ has a secret lovechild, kind of like the one Janet allegedly had with that DeBarge brother she was married to back in the 80's (that is allegedly named Renee and is being raised by Rebbie). C'm on guys, don't tell me you've never heard that LEGENDARY rumor?
Anyways, I'm sure most weren't paying attention during the Memorial service to who was all in the front row (especially since there was so much going on), but the wags did notice some 25-year-old Norwegian child that looked like an older version of Blanket sitting with the Jackson clan. The wags also ran with the rumor that Omer Bhatti was another one of MJ's kids, but sources firmly denied it. In a ploy for the Jackson family pimp to whore himself out to the media for an extention on his fifteen minutes, Joe admitted that Omer "looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson" and of course, the boy can dance like a Jackson. Joe really perks up on that last one. You can just see those rusty wheels turning in his head, figuring out a way to work the next generation of Jackson kids like a bunch of Asian immigrants in a sweat shop for 3 cents an hour. Can't they just emancipate his ass from the family or at least lock his ass up in the basememt with crazy ass Solange? Omer only looks like MJ post surgery. We all know there's no way in hell Michael would have looked the way he looked befre he died genetically had he never allowed them LA plastic surgeons to sculpt his face into the mess it was. I definitely wouldn't kick Omer out of bed, though. He is very cute. Check out this mess of an interview BELOW:
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